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Topic: We be facing global epidemic of that new corona virus

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #96,031

There's only about 900 confirmed cases in mainland China but the number is much higher because it's already confirmed in 9 other countries.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,083,376

I tried telling people Corona Extra is the white man's drink, but nobody wanted to listen...

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,379

The real problem here is that we might run out of lime wedges to affix to top of our coronaviruses.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,386

I'm a little disappointed about this, it's far from my favourite beer. I don't see why the Chinese are generating all of this hype over it.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,389

Chris Christie must be shitthing his pants about this virus, while not caring whit about the stroke/heart attack/diabetes with his name on it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,395

We can joke about it now but there's two suspected cases in Finland right now. Chances are some of us here will die from it.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,396

@previous (A)

So, you're saying this "world wide" epidemic is contained to Eurasia so far? Hard Lines, EUro fags.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,397

@previous (B)

It be confirmed in the us of a though. In fact, the place of origin has around 50 thousand people travel from that city to the United States every year

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,403

@previous (A)

Oh and it's the period where that be taking place, the largest human migration is taking place in the midst of a epidemic

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,404

@1,083,397 (A)
@previous (A)

Even then, the Wuhan CoV is killing people at a rate of 3%, many of those who died being elderly and/or suffering from other diseases. SARS had a higher mortality rate, even MERS had a higher mortality rate than the Wuhan CoV.

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,405

@previous (B)
A bit early to assume that mortality rate will be steady, though.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,406

If it comes down my way, I shall blow up the Tamar bridge. This shall completely isolate Cornwall from the outside world, saving us.

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)
You shall be my test for this. If you're infected, I'll know that the virus is close and I'll spring into action.

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Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,408

@1,083,405 (tteh !GETFUCKED)

True, but tho it is a health emergency in China, the WHO has not declared it an international health emergency yet. Researchers are already trying to find an existing treatment for it, with others working to develop a new treatment for it. I think OP is being a bit overdramatic.

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Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,409

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,411

@1,083,408 (B)

Over dramatic on minichan? Never. Seriously though this got me spooked and 3% death rate ain't no relief. We talking a shit ton of people here.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,412

@previous (A)

3% of 895 confirmed cases is only 26.85 deaths.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,415

@previous (B)

Yes now that times a couple of millions, how many deaths are that?

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,417

@1,083,406 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I bet there are abandoned tin mines that have dug most of the way to China anyway, so don't feel too safe. ?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,419

@1,083,415 (A)

60,000 for 2,000,000. That's 60,000 out of the 7.53 billion on earth. Still really not that much. That's 0.00079681% of the total population.

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,420

@previous (B)

What about 300 million though, how much death from 300 million infected?

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,421

@previous (A)

If the entire world were infected and the mortality rate went unchanged, it would still only be 225,900,000. That would still leave 7,304,100,000 people alive.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,424

@previous (B)

So i suppose realistically, we are only talking a couple of millions of deaths, give or take some millions more. Meh you're right who cares.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,425

@previous (A)

Not me, that's for sure. We are overpopulated as it is.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,427

@previous (B)

Aint that a outdated point of view though? Over population is the assumption that the population can only reach so-and-so levels before some kind of arbitrary limit is reached, but these limits, can't have solutions that increases them? For all we know, it's not the amount of population that is to blame for being unsustainable, rather it is perhaps our current ideological system.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,428

@previous (A)

Meh, true. But I still don't care. I wouldn't even care if I was one of the dead. What does any of it add up to, anyway?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,431

@previous (B)

A lot of pleasure and sublime moments. I like walking around with a broken mind, it's not that bad honestly .

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,433

@previous (A)

It's not that bad, but ultimately pointless, under most circumstances.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,434

@previous (B)

Yeh but so many great things can come from pointless things. I bet the guy that invented the wheel was just having some pointless fun with square shaped rocks.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,435

@previous (A)
Wheels are not square fyi

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,083,438

@previous (H)

Yeh but he had too much pointless fun. Turned them into wheels.
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