Topic: I want to fuck my new roommate.
Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #9,597
I'm gay and he's not, but still I fantasize about sticking it in his ass. I respect him, and obviously he does not know this. But though he is my friend and I trust him, I find it natural to think this way of him. I'm like the straight friend to a girl here. It's strange. He's straight but he is more sensitive than me.
Anyway, do I have a right to be attracted? Is this wrong?
Anyway, do I have a right to be attracted? Is this wrong?
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #170,679
I listened to that BFL episode last night toasty, I forgot how much of a gigantic you faggot were.
Tekamine !AnRbswGQv. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #170,680
Obligatory 'sup to4str' reply.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 0 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #170,681
sup to4str?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,683
This is probably Ryan.
!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,689
Yes, you do have the right to be attracted. No, it is not wrong to feel a certain way. ^.^
vocalon !!jdS+H4VgV joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 22 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,691
Sup Toaster?
Nega !34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,694
Just don't be an idiot.
Right?
Eh, I suppose it can't be helped.
Right?
Eh, I suppose it can't be helped.
Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,695
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,697
@170,689 (!ocurburUbk)
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I like you!
To be totally honest. He likes to get spanked with a cutting board. Paddled, as in sex play. I know this because one of his bitches used the kitchen one night and took a cutting board. I am 99% certain she fucking did it. And I am 90% certain it was her spanking him, though I only heard sounds so there's still a 10% change it was him spanking her. But from what I got it was her spanking him.
As a gay man, this is very curious to me. I've never met a man who liked to get spanked but didn't also like to get fucked. And I've met many men.
Spanking him with my cutting board if you get me. That's why she couldn't give it back. It had his fucking ass on it.
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I like you!
To be totally honest. He likes to get spanked with a cutting board. Paddled, as in sex play. I know this because one of his bitches used the kitchen one night and took a cutting board. I am 99% certain she fucking did it. And I am 90% certain it was her spanking him, though I only heard sounds so there's still a 10% change it was him spanking her. But from what I got it was her spanking him.
As a gay man, this is very curious to me. I've never met a man who liked to get spanked but didn't also like to get fucked. And I've met many men.
Spanking him with my cutting board if you get me. That's why she couldn't give it back. It had his fucking ass on it.
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!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,702
@previous (A)
Well, go on right ahead and bring a romantic dinner being supported by a cutting board. Once done, rub the board softly and gently in an up and down motion with your hands. MAKE SURE HE'S LOOKING. Tell him things you want to do to him in a flirtatious and seducing manner. Dance with the cutting board in your hand, make sure the cutting board sways when your hips sway. Proceed with getting him and yourself naked. Align both of your penises to make a straight line on the cutting board. Congratulations! you can now successively draw perfect lines using your penises on cutting boards. ^.^
Well, go on right ahead and bring a romantic dinner being supported by a cutting board. Once done, rub the board softly and gently in an up and down motion with your hands. MAKE SURE HE'S LOOKING. Tell him things you want to do to him in a flirtatious and seducing manner. Dance with the cutting board in your hand, make sure the cutting board sways when your hips sway. Proceed with getting him and yourself naked. Align both of your penises to make a straight line on the cutting board. Congratulations! you can now successively draw perfect lines using your penises on cutting boards. ^.^
Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,704
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,706
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,707
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,709
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,711
!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,712
@170,706 (A)I am your room-mates girlfriend and this is how he likes it done best.
@170,707 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
IT'S A MYSTERY.
@170,709 (A)
lol
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #170,719
@previous (!ocurburUbk)
Okay, on a serious note. Are there straight men who like to get paddled by a woman? I'm very curious. I'm suffering from a sample bias here. I prefer to hang with people who like to fuck so they all happen to be gay for that reason. But are there straight guys that are into it, without being into dick?
I'm very curious as to what the statistical odds are on that sort of thing. Because to be honest, I do believe I would enjoy fucking his ass immensely. He is very tall and muscular.
Okay, on a serious note. Are there straight men who like to get paddled by a woman? I'm very curious. I'm suffering from a sample bias here. I prefer to hang with people who like to fuck so they all happen to be gay for that reason. But are there straight guys that are into it, without being into dick?
I'm very curious as to what the statistical odds are on that sort of thing. Because to be honest, I do believe I would enjoy fucking his ass immensely. He is very tall and muscular.
Nega !34Kas0OdzM replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #170,728
@previous (A)
> Okay, on a serious note. Are there straight men who like to get paddled by a woman? I'm very curious. I'm suffering from a sample bias here. I prefer to hang with people who like to fuck so they all happen to be gay for that reason. But are there straight guys that are into it, without being into dick?
It's not that uncommon.
Still doesn't increase your chances in the slightest.
> Okay, on a serious note. Are there straight men who like to get paddled by a woman? I'm very curious. I'm suffering from a sample bias here. I prefer to hang with people who like to fuck so they all happen to be gay for that reason. But are there straight guys that are into it, without being into dick?
It's not that uncommon.
Still doesn't increase your chances in the slightest.
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!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #170,742
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 46 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,807
@previous (!ocurburUbk)
So you're saying HE DOES LIKE TO GET FUCKED THEN! As I imagine it to be for any man who likes to get paddled by a wooden board.
So you're saying HE DOES LIKE TO GET FUCKED THEN! As I imagine it to be for any man who likes to get paddled by a wooden board.
!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,835
jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,837
@170,807 (A)
Maybe he just likes to get paddled. Maybe SHE likes to paddle and he went with it.
Too many factors. Just start blowing him in his sleep. If he isnt in to it, get all mad and call him a faggot.
Maybe he just likes to get paddled. Maybe SHE likes to paddle and he went with it.
Too many factors. Just start blowing him in his sleep. If he isnt in to it, get all mad and call him a faggot.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,851
@previous (jump)
Except that if HE IS INTO getting paddled I'd be totally into doing that for him sometime. It'd be hot for me. He has a hot muscular ass and I bet he'd look damn good bent over my lap. This would be a very enjoyable game for me.
Except that if HE IS INTO getting paddled I'd be totally into doing that for him sometime. It'd be hot for me. He has a hot muscular ass and I bet he'd look damn good bent over my lap. This would be a very enjoyable game for me.
Falco !PZmcClOUDk replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,858
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,874
!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 53 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,936
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,938
!ocurburUbk replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,940
@previous (K)Oh, shit. I thought you were just being an idiot. No, I am actually 100% straight. :'|
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,953
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,954
@170,936 (!ocurburUbk)
Come on guys. This is serious shit. You always ask for advice with women well this is the same shit for me. Just give me ballpark percentage; Of all men who like there asses whacked with a wooden board, what percentage have never tried anal? I know it's wishful thinking on my part but I still gotta say there's a better than average chance.
Come on guys. This is serious shit. You always ask for advice with women well this is the same shit for me. Just give me ballpark percentage; Of all men who like there asses whacked with a wooden board, what percentage have never tried anal? I know it's wishful thinking on my part but I still gotta say there's a better than average chance.
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jump replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,975
@previous (A)
If he's doing it with a woman, chances are he isn't gay.
If he were gay or bi, you would have fucked by now. You know this. Gay dudes can't keep it in their pants.
If he's doing it with a woman, chances are he isn't gay.
If he were gay or bi, you would have fucked by now. You know this. Gay dudes can't keep it in their pants.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,984
@previous (jump)
Oh guys nevermind. There is too much to explain. There are other clues; For instance. When he knows he's going to be getting spanked he runs right into his room with her but when it's time for him to fuck her good he sits on the couch playing PS3. LOL.
Oh guys nevermind. There is too much to explain. There are other clues; For instance. When he knows he's going to be getting spanked he runs right into his room with her but when it's time for him to fuck her good he sits on the couch playing PS3. LOL.
Voice of !WisdomHsuU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #170,985
Slip some Ketamine and MDMA into his drinks.
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #171,046
@170,984 (A)
You are just making shit up now. I think you are delusional. At first you weren't sure he was even getting spanked.
You are just making shit up now. I think you are delusional. At first you weren't sure he was even getting spanked.
Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #171,171