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Topic: How do I get a gf?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #95,893

Please help

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,081,939

Try asking a girl out.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,944

1. Make bean casserole
2. Post on /r/homeless that you have no. 1 for female
3.???
4. Girl farts

wade joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,961

Don't be elderly.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,962

@previous (wade)

57, almost 60.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,964

kys and better luck next time

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,967

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

> KYS

This kind of hateful talk is not suited to the love forum. Thanks.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,969

@previous (B)
hey I said better luck next time it was positive

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,970

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

Saying that does not cancel out telling OP to kill themself. Thanks.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,975

@previous (B)
hey it's worth a shot from my pov

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,977

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

Killing yourself is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Thanks.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,979

@previous (B)
what if it's a permanent problem

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,982

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

Unlesa OP has a terminal illness, it is never permanent. Even then, I have a terminal illness, and have not KMS. Thanks.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,984

@previous (B)
well that's your prerogative fag

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,987

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

Nice madpost. ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 52 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,082,022

Very carefully.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,082,027

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Go to bed, nerd.

Are you in IRC?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,082,036

@1,081,962 (B)
And he has nothing to say to that.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,082,037

Make friends with them first. Imo it's easier to get to know someone online because you can relax. Tinder would be good for limiting the potential distance.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,082,060

@1,081,977 (B)
No OP will probably reincarnate as a more attractive person who will get more boyfriends so it will work out well I think

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,082,070

@OP

> Please help

Easy. You just go to where the girls are. Where they hang. Could be as simple as coffee at Starbucks. Just discover what girls like to do and go to those places and say hi how are you. Once and this is no joke. I was at a club with an work mate and he used the line when meeting new girls - Do you want to fuck. Usually that did not work exactly as planned yet the number of girls that continued to talk to him and over time he ended up doing exactly what he wanted to do.

So just go to where the girls are. Worked for me in high school and even middle school. I am about to join 1000's of people watching Marathon finish and trust this - At the finish line one does not even have to try and strike up a conversation because the women are just so excited about the event and they are not only ready willing and able to chat - They usually start the chat. Nor am I looking to hook up. Just telling YOU to go to where THEY ARE
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