Topic: You shall be condemned to be proud of me.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #95,880

All my life, I HAVE NEGATED MYSELF, IN THE PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO ALLEVIATE YOUR SUFFERING, TO NO AVAIL! I BECAME MY BROTHER! IN THE HOPE OF BRINGING A SMILE TO YOUR FACES, EVEN JUST ONCE! TO NO AVAIL!

But now it all makes sense, for it has served to make me pope ME! NOT ADAM! I WILL BE POPE! AND I WILL CONTINUE TO FORSAKE MYSELF AS I'VE DONE FOR ALL THE YEARS! ONLY NOW I WILL BE DOING THIS FOR ALL THE CATHOLICS IN THE WORLD! FOR THAT IS WHAT LOVE MEANS TO ME.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 53 seconds later[^] [v] #1,081,863

Calm down, tg2merrin

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,866

@previous (B)

FOR THAT IS WHAT LOVE MEANS TO ME, FORSAKING MYSELF EVERYDAY. YOU'RE THE ONES WHO THOUGHT ME THAT, HATING ME EVERYDAY!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,867

Is it all caps day already? I thought that wasn't until October.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,869

FOR I KNOW HOW TO ENDURE SUFFERING. OTHERS DON'T.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,879

I am reminded of the brilliant song Hamburger Martyr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlavtCtKxao

Minichan