Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later[^][v]#1,081,170
You no have to pay for the side benefit of fried Cockroaches you can eat at no charge.
In the very tight space you may need to be open to rubbing your rear end with the owner of Roach Coach rear parts. One may wonder that with no space to take a potty break where...Sorry that will just be TMI.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,081,180
Whatever became of that venture? Was it actually a thing or just a joke site he set up?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,081,182
Owning one is quite lucrative.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,081,188
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,533
It was just done to give Syntax something to stalk on the internet. Nothing more. Matt and his cronies have a place they meet up at and devise ways to basically fuck with Stytax. And naturally Syntax falls for them every time. This has been going on for years and years.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,534
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,539
@1,081,534 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
John Elmo, Mike Hendricks, Jon Kelly, Richard Warnock, Dan Nesselroth, Bill Shit and Marvin Lacy to name a few I know of off the top of my head.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,540
@previous (H)
Right. Well, I'm not sure that these people are real. They certainly aren't here, anyway.
> Bill Shit
Fucking lol. That one sounds like a "Matt crony", at least.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,542
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Bill Shit was real person ha ha ha His last name wasn't Shit though.
Ask Syntax he will tell you if they are real or not. He has info on all of them lol
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,546
@1,081,539 (H)
A 45 year old man shouldn’t have imaginary Internet friends.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,547
@previous (J)
Sorry they are real..try another approach.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,548
@1,081,546 (J)
Careful, or he might send Bill Shit to pay you a "friendly visit".
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,551
@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Wait until his friend Peter Diarrhea joins in.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,552
> Careful, or he might send Bill Shit to pay you a "friendly visit".
Man I am telling ya Bill Shit was a real person! I know a fat girl who once fucked Bill Shit!! Most of these people used their real names and are still around on Facebook and a few other fora's. They are always talking about Syntax and coming up with ways to fuck with him.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,558
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,567
@previous (L)
Actually it is pretty funny. And it gives Syntax something to do besides go to dances. He loves to dig up information on people. Keeps his mind active.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,570
But is it considered a low end job?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,573
@1,081,533 (H)
That sounds pretty pathetic tbh. Imagine actually wasting so much of your life trying to fuck with some old man on the internet.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 16 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,574
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,576
@1,081,573 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He actually likes it and follows these people around. He has followed them from forum to forum throughout the years. He actually enjoys it. If he didn't like it all he has to do is leave. *sheesh* no need to get melodramatic.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,578
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,634
@previous (Indy)
Are there true myths?
Also i did some research and you're right, it turns out that the median lifespan of a restaurant startup with 5 or fewer employees is 3.75 years. Wow! A food truck peddling overpriced food to broke-ass students on a university campus will, I'm sure, not make it that long. Of course, your own website makes it clear that this food truck isn't even in operation so we can't really start the timer yet.
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Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,642
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
First, my prices are actually below another food concept on campus, and that place does very well.
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,644
@1,081,614 (Indy) > OWNING a food truck is lucrative and an example of a successful entrepreneur.
You just doxed your business lol ?
BUSINESS LIBEL!!! STALKING!!! HARASSMENT!!! REAL LIFE BUSINESS DOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!
MODABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,646
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
He's always good for throwing himself under the bus.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,648
@1,081,642 (D)
Too bad yours wouldn't even if it was actually in operation! Remind me how well your other business ventures (GHOUL, anyone?) did?
lol replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,650
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Said the part time archeologist.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,651
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,652
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
To be fair, if you aren't working 24 hours per day, it could be argued that you are working part time. Since part of the time you aren't working.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,653
@1,081,648 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That wasn't his fault. Eels took a picture of his medicine cabinet.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,655
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Ah yes everyone knows that businesses fail if someone takes a picture of the owner's medicine cabinet
It's like a spell or something
Unfortunately we don't have any resident experts on supernatural phenomena
@1,081,652 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
can't argue with that logic!
Dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,656
Indy joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,667
@1,081,648 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You have no idea what success GHOUL and The Miller Guide have had in the real world, stalker. I am literally a literal millionaire. Go back to your mother’s basement.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,081,703
@previous (Indy)
lol you're a millionaire? GHOUL is a successful commercial venture?
And i am not on speaking terms with my mother, nor have i lived with her in like 8 years. she used to complain that i didnt get a bigger apartment for her to live with me!
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Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,081,714
So much I could add to this topic INCLUDING UPdates on a long list of so called Matt friends - Thanks for the many laffs I find in this thread - Just to catch up on how Dr Wornack is doing which is great for laffs - A QUACK -
Matt says GOUL and the Miller Guide where successful AND in fact he is correct - As a Co Operation that runs in his {edited or ban wood happen if becky is out of sloppy 2nd clients n has tyme on her hands}
Both GOUL and Miller Guide allowed Matt to Rip OFF Many a MC member for their Allowance money,
This ripping off of children is Matts way of filling his wallet because he failed to get a proper education - RedNeck Wise he is doing what RedNecks Due
Alas when he says Millionaire that is only after as u c in pic
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,081,716
> First, my prices are actually below another food concept on campus, and that place does very well.
Your website says your food truck isn't working yet. Why the long delay in getting started?
Anonymous P replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,081,719
@previous (C)
He hasn't conned any MC user's out of their money yet.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,081,720
@previous (P)
Gives him time to collect and freeze road kill and trap rats, to keep food costs down.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,081,759
So I guess working in a food truck is a low end job. Maybe my friend won't want to do that sort of work for very long.
It's basically the same as working at McDonalds but in a truck, right?
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,020
@1,081,655 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Name one successful entrepreneur who had a picture taken of their medicine cabinet. I'll wait.
Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,023
@1,081,759 (A)
Owning a food truck that takes in an average of $3,000 a day in profit does not seem low end to me, but what do I know?
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,026
@1,081,667 (Indy) > mother's basement
Why are you stalking and harassing Triptych's family? Aren't you the one always saying you should keep family out of Minichan? You go into a shrieking autistic shitfit and file 5000 reports if someone even obliquely mentions your sacred "family" ?
Real Indy replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,028
So, you admit you go into a shrieking aitistic bitchfit and file 5000 reports, if anyone even obliquely mentions your mostly dead and entirely autistic family? That will be all. Thanks.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,031
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 17 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,237
@1,082,023 (S)
Potentially profitable but still considered low end work, yes. Again, it's the same work as any McDonald's employee would be able to carry out. Fry cook, cashier, janitor etc. I guess the biggest win is that you don't have to clean a toilet for customers. inb4 sewer oil
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,240
@previous (A)
Does the McDonald’s CEO do low end work?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,256
@previous (D)
Are you implying a food truck has a CEO and a chairman of the board etc, and not just a guy who is a driver/fry cook/cleaner?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,259
@1,082,023 (S)
The average restaurant makes about 5% profit. Let's double that and say food trucks make 10% profit. Let's say this food truck sells $10 meals. Let's say this food truck operates 12 hours per day. Let's say it takes 2 minutes to prepare and serve one order. This is all extremely generous. Under those very favorable conditions, making $1 profit per meal, you'd sell 360 meals and make $360. Not a bad gig, all things considered. You'd have to sell 3000 (10x more!!!) meals per day to make the claimed amount in pure profit (not just gross revenue). You can futz around with the numbers all you like. Maybe the meals sell for $15 and you make $3 per sale. Maybe you operate 14 hours per day. Maybe each order takes 1 minute to fill. There still is no plausible way to make the numbers add up to multiple thousands per day. If you owned 10 food trucks, maybe you'd make that much in profit or something. I dunno.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,263
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
But how much money and/or sandwiches does the food truck CEO make?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,267
@previous (A)
Thousands, maybe millions per second.
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Anonymous T replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,269
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,274
@1,082,259 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
LOL the average restaurant profit in the US is 23%.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,280
@previous (D)
Please provide a source for that. Even at 25% profit margins (I can think of relatively few industries that hit that mark) selling 60 $10 meals per hour for 14 hours per day, you barely crack $2000 per day. That's almost certainly off by a factor of about 10. It probably takes no less than 5 minutes to fulfill an individual order on average. You probably make about $1-$1.50 profit per meal if you're good at your job. Assuming you do both lunch (11-2) and dinner (5-8) rounds during weekdays, you're probably doing more like 7-8 hours of selling. You can probably go later on Fridays and Saturdays but that doesn't bump up the total profit into multiple thousands of dollars per month.
I like food trucks. If I lived near you I'd visit yours once a week. I just don't like this weird millionaire schtick but I guess I'm the dumb one for doing the math!
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Anonymous U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,282
@1,082,274 (D) > LOL the average restaurant profit in the US is 23%.
3-5% and 5% are the figures I found. Apparently few reach 15%.
Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,284
@1,082,280 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
A good grill cook can cook 6 or 7 things at once, continuously for an hour or 3 easily...each order takes only 3 or 4 mins.
Anonymous T replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,286
You seem to be ignoring the fact that food trucks usually only have one person working in them. Some of the more popular ones may have two, but you have to have money to pay a coworker before you hire any.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 54 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,287
@1,082,284 (N)
Yes. It is very uncommon for food trucks to be constantly at capacity though. There are peak hours and slow times. Every place is slightly different but you're probably doing most of your sales from 12:00-1:30 and almost nothing by 2:00 or 2:15. If you have been around for a long time and have a great reputation, community respect, etc. maybe you can stretch those hours out a bit more but like, you can't hit the annual million dollar mark. I could even see flirting with $100k salary if you are the absolute best food truck in the area but $1 million just ain't happening.
Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,297
@1,082,259 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU) > The average restaurant makes about 5% profit. Let's double that and say food trucks make 10% profit.
Only double? Food trucks don't have 10% of the overhead other 'Restaurants' do.
BTW and average Mcdonalds electric bill is about 45,000 a year.
Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,302
@1,082,240 (D)
The McDonald’s CEO doesn’t argue on an obscure BBS at 1 AM on a Monday morning.
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,304
> The average restaurant makes about 5% profit. Let's double that and say food trucks make 10% profit. Let's say this food truck sells $10 meals. Let's say this food truck operates 12 hours per day. Let's say it takes 2 minutes to prepare and serve one order. This is all extremely generous. Under those very favorable conditions, making $1 profit per meal, you'd sell 360 meals and make $360. Not a bad gig, all things considered. You'd have to sell 3000 (10x more!!!) meals per day to make the claimed amount in pure profit (not just gross revenue). You can futz around with the numbers all you like. Maybe the meals sell for $15 and you make $3 per sale. Maybe you operate 14 hours per day. Maybe each order takes 1 minute to fill. There still is no plausible way to make the numbers add up to multiple thousands per day. If you owned 10 food trucks, maybe you'd make that much in profit or something. I dunno.
Seems to me and this is AFTER I did a Reply to Fake Anon in a PM
Fake Anon you are Doxxing Indy with all that quality Math
Just pointing OUT another Conundrum.
And thank you very much for the math and that Doxxing. Remember expressing YOUR Opinion Counts, where as Others Don't
Anonymous N replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,372
@previous (Syntax)
He is the only one on this board who does not think you are a creepy old man.
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,374
@previous (N)
Let me point out that in a recent MC pole as well as a few others
I have a few who do support me. Now I fully expect U R one of those MC Pedos that just hate having me around to point that out to you and Others
Oh and how is you off Net life as an INCEL going for ya.
Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,375
@1,082,259 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I wonder how the overhead compares to a restaurant. A clapped out old delivery van with a big hole cut in the side seems a lot cheaper than a "real" restaurant building. But then you have to supply your own electricity and natural gas with a generator and bottled propane, which is a lot more expensive than regular utilities. I wonder how the rent works for food trucks. Like do they just park in parking lots and set up shop for free or do they have to pay $X per hour to whoever owns the parking lot to operate? ?
Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#1,082,378
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
It sounds to me like you need to hire a food truck CEO