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Topic: Kim jong il sneaking around his mansion in Seoul

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #95,753

Out of the windows we can see a glowing city in the night because it's on fire. There's helicopter sounds and roaring angry echoes from crowds. Kim jong il is sneaking around his mansion in the midst of all this but with a calm smile as if he's pleased. He stops sneaking once he bumps into his lawyer who proceeds to give him legal advice but kim slaps him unexpectedly and he slaps him again, over and over until finally he strangles him to death. My heart dies angry says the lawyer who now has a face full of scars. Kim keeps sneaking around with a smile until he gets into his safe and secure command center, there he pulls out a pistol and shoots his team, every single one of them, except David Hasselhoff. He takes David to a fridge and opens it up, it's full of dimonds that are hypnotic in their beauty. Take them all and sell them says kim to David who's very surprised. Why? asked David? Because a dead lawyer won't do says Kim, with a smile.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,080,559

10/10

Dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,560

why would kim jong il have a seoul mansion

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,561

@previous (Dreamworks)

I'm as surprised as you are

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,562

These are definitely the ramblings of a future serial killer.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,563

@1,080,561 (A)
I bet Syntax has one also.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,564

@1,080,562 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Not Rambling though, I dreamed dis.
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