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Topic: Yo mama so fat...

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #95,731

She didn’t even try to walk to da moon. She jus bounced there!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #1,080,380

Yo mama so dumb, that when God was handing out looks, she thought he said "books" and kept on walking.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,388

Is Meta someones Mom?

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,390

> Rule violation. Family dox, stalking, harassment, mocking.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,410

Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,449

you momma so fat, she turned around and there she was

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,455

Yo mama so fat, when she go to the zoo, the elephants throw her peanuts.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,459

Your mother is so fat that she will likely develop high blood pressure and dangerous coronary issues.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,460

@previous (G)

Don't forget type-2 diabeetus.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,479

Your mama so fat, she has three different zip codes.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,481

Yo mama so fat, that her triglyceride and cholesterol levels are dangerously high.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,492

Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,505

Yo mama so fat, when I tried to roll off her last night I was still on her.

Admit it replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,545

Your mom's teeth are so yellow, people at the picnic tried to rub their ears of corn on them.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,800

Yo mama so fat, I had to take a train, 3 buses and two taxis to get to her good side.

Bernie for pres 2020 (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,811

@1,080,380 (B)
@1,080,410 (E)
@1,080,449 (Sheila LaBoof)
@1,080,459 (G)
@1,080,505 (H)
@1,080,545 (Admit it)
Alright, okay, then. Y’all’s mamas is sooo fat n ugly, they don’t go to book clubs. They go to real clubs and no body don’t dance with them and don’t buy them drinks either

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Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,860

Externally hosted image@previous (Bernie for pres 2020)

Edit: Wait, never mind... You're a Democrat voting for Bernie. Your stupidity is normal.

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Anonymous E double-posted this 6 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,861

Yo mama so fat, after sex, she don't smoke cigarettes, she smokes ham.
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