The whole eating Tide Pods craze was actually a deep state psyops to strike at money launderers. See, they can't use them to launder if the Tide Pods are all in some kid's stomach.
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Watch Office Space.
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It's easy, just wash, rinse, repeat. Then let the money air dry, as the dryer may shrink the money.