when you get to the till, be sure to expose your stuff and say, "yo check THIS out"
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
> when you get to the till, be sure to expose your stuff and say, "yo check THIS out"
Shelia Laboof why are you so mean to me? I'm not an exhibitionist.
@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
"I think you need a price check... On DEEZ NUTZ!"
Enjoy the clientele of morbidly-obese, unnaturally-misshapen, mongoloid, inbred, toothless land whales, all of whom have some major disability and cannot walk without a scooter.
@previous (D)
Says the guy who lives in Louisiana.
@1,077,688 (D)
Question for you.
At whatever age you are. How alive are you? Do you have enough money to enjoy nice grown up toys? Lets take bert for instance. Unable to get a job and has to dumpster dive for a few drops of likker left in bottles.
Now about you. If your say 30? 40? Do you have a profession that is a joy for work and pays well? How often do you get laid.
Based on those who are honest on the chans - They think a lot about suicide. Suicide is the 2nd most popular topic on MC. Girls getting laid by a dog is still the number one topic.
Or Matt lololol. Soon 46 with most of his life learning languages where he cannot make a living from that. He is again trying to fry french and make some money.
Anyway the fact of the matter is Syntax is going skiing for 10 day starting on Jan 2nd. I doubt a single anon on TC-MC can afford a ski trip.
Ask Syntax sometime about a party where girls really really nice lovely young girls were talking about how downhill skiing is sometimes better than SEX.
Trust this - Syntax who had never wanted to try skiing - He got religion quickly.
So now after mastering skiing is it true about sometimes skiing is better than SEX.
Yes No Maybe - Yet in general it is near IMPOSSIBLE to come up with anything ANYTHING as much fun as Skiing and that is something one can do for hours and hours and hours day after day - Hours and Hours of Sex? Sure but now really how often does that happen. With Skiing it happens as often as one can afford it because it is expensive and the travel etc logistics and sometimes there is just to much snow and too much wind but hot damn the fireplaces and hot toddy's and great companions AND People become QUICKLY Friends when skiing.
So lets get back to Bert who is a typical Chan poster - Over weight - No MONEY - No prospects for Money - Unfit for employment and not just Bert but most chan members. Most just want to smoke Reefer - Get high - AND they are on the Net Friday and Sat Evening week after week month after month year after year.
So sure Syntax may be OLD - But he is in great shape - Does the Gym daily and still runs on beach at least once every 10 days and SURFS almost every morning 7 days a week - Costs almost Nothing after the initial board and wet suit. Was is cheap - Anyone can learn quickly how to Surf but few can afford to live with the Ocean is clean and -
Hey anyway - It is NOT how Old one is - There are 17 year olds on chans who keep thinking Suicide. No prospects for a decent job - Not a chance in hell they will get a decent education.
Take becky as an exception - She went to a 2nd class Law School and passed the bar YET Hates just Hates her clients. And it is her job to get Pedophiles and Men who rape OFF Scot free so they can do it again and again - She whines about the scum the courts hand her - Yet without Scum to defend she cannot pay her student loans nor eat so Scums are her lot in life.
You will have to ask her how come she did not go to a quality school where people are hired and fast tracked by big city law firms. AND even then there is the Shyster Rudy Giuliani or the attorneys that got O.J. OFF
Anyway - Time to pack some more party stuff - Tomorrow will be one more great day to Surf the Ocean a Blue - Later a party of course
Alas people of the chans do NOT get invited to New Year Eve Parties. Bert after he changes his moms diapers and after he again tries to cop a feel of his sisters asshole, will be on the Chans yelling go Vols Go
And people will just make fun of him as he approaches 60 Yr Old.
Bert if you read this reply - Good luck finding a few drops of Alcohol in the Trash Dumps and do enjoy that thrown out pizza along with rotting veggies.
Oh and is it really true you helped drive your dads colon cancer out with some kind of Naval Internal Massage of the Colon.
@1,077,688 (D)
> all of whom have some major disability and cannot walk without a scooter.
I’ll have you know, I cannot walk with, nor without a scooter.
@1,077,682 (Grover !jqZkAz4Usg)
Being dissed by Laboof is like being dissed by a fat retarded negro downie. Its innoculus.
@1,077,719 (Syntax)
How big of a faggot do you have to be to repost that? I feel ashamed for you lol
@1,077,761 (H)
being dissed by Sheila is like being dissed by Jesus