Topic: Becky and others, would you rather part 2

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #95,399

1. Have a Brazilian Fart Porn orgy with the male Trump children and Jared Kushner.
2. Have regular sex with a beautiful person of your choice, but you must use McDonald's Southwest dressing as lube, and the act goes on local television.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage	Graph
Trump kids	2	50%
McLube	2	50%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,077,066

McDonald's Southwest dressing is too spicy

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,067

@previous (B)
That's why it's a dilemma.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,068

@1,077,066 (B)
Ugh imagine the uti and yeast infection

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,072

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Are you signing up for the Brazilian fart porn orgy?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,074

@previous (B)
I think she is.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,081

@1,077,072 (B)
No i'll stick with my reality of awesome regular sex with someone I love

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,084

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Sure, option 2 it is then.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,085

@1,077,074 (A)
Of course that has to be hard to imagine for someone who's obsessed with shit and so desperately lonely he pretends to be married to random women

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,086

@1,077,084 (B)
Nah

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,088

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You just said you wanted option 2 instead of a fart porn orgy.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,089

@previous (B)
Nowhere did I say that. If these are the only two options i'd go for a life of celibacy. Of course that's not the case because only some braindead moron would come up with such an asinine "would you rather".

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,100

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Option 2 is : Have regular sex with a beautiful person of your choice, but you must use McDonald's Southwest dressing as lube, and the act goes on local television

And you posted : No i'll stick with my reality of awesome regular sex with someone I love

It's not a Brazilian fart porn orgy with the Trump kids, so it's not a huge leap to : "No i'll stick with my reality of awesome regular sex with someone I love but I must use McDonald's Southwest dressing as lube, and the act goes on local television"

Thanks

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,107

@previous (B)

> It's not a Brazilian fart porn orgy with the Trump kids, so it's not a huge leap to : "No i'll stick with my reality of awesome regular sex with someone I love but I must use McDonald's Southwest dressing as lube, and the act goes on local television"
>
> Thanks

That's a fucked up world you live in where those are the only two types of sex life. Im glad i don't live there.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,110

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No, those are the two poll options.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,113

@previous (B)
I didn't vote in the poll

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,117

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Regardless of that, I will read what you post and realize which option you have chosen.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,119

@previous (B)
I chose a write-in third option

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,121

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
No it's quite clear you have chosen the second option.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,122

@previous (B)
Well that's just untrue

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,166

Is there a reason I can't do both?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,167

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I think not.

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