beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^][v]#1,076,921
Chipotle replaced their regular salad lettuce with a mix of lettuce, kale, and spinach, and it is very upsetting. I had to get the shredded taco lettuce instead. What are your thoughts on this development?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,076,922
@previous (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
It sounds healthier, but I can see how you would find lettuce to be too spicy and have too much flavor.
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,076,923
@previous (A)
The problem is the kale and spinach. I don't want their green superfood shit. I want my romaine with e coli.
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg double-posted this 6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,076,924
But McDonald's brought back their 2-for-$5 deal and that helps make up for it, y'know?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,076,925
@1,076,923 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Because spinach and kale are too spicy?
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,076,927
@1,076,924 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Do you ever buy ingredients and cook?
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,076,928
> Chipotle replaced their regular salad lettuce with a mix of lettuce, kale, and spinach, and it is very upsetting. I had to get the shredded taco lettuce instead. What are your thoughts on this development?
What is so difficult about buying a head of romaine and making your own salad your way.
Chipotle with all of its problems over the years with lettuce. Reducing the amount used just reduces the chance of bugs and pathogens from fields messing with your body. Given you smoke tobacco you don't give a shit and are trying hard to get cancer of boobs and other important female parts. Also your heart just loves tobacco because your future heart surgeon will be able to buy a new boat with you as patient.
> What is so difficult about buying a head of romaine and making your own salad your way.
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,082,913
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,083,576
@1,076,924 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
a tsa agent in san jose told me that canadian mcdonalds is superior to american mcdonalds while giving me a fullbody pat down because the button on my fly had popped off and my crotch was flagged as a suspicious area
It was a very american experience
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,083,577
@1,083,553 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Oh, nah, never made them myself. They're ok
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,083,586
@1,083,576 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
That seems regrettably American. I'm sorry that happened bud. :(
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,083,595
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I thought it was hilarious. She was pretty nice about it and i didnt have anything on me. Oh man the last time i went to the states it was for the funeral and i found a decently sized baggie of cocaine in my shirt pocket...before going thru security thank fuck
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,083,607
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
At least she was nice. Sometimes TSA people can be quite rude.
Please dont get banned from the US for accidentally smuggling drugs into the US!!! That would be bad.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,083,608
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Not banned yet! I did a line and tossed the rest. Can't believe that was a year ago. Time is weird, man. Things are so different than this time last year. Still a depressed piece of shit though!
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,083,611
don’t do drugs or you’ll turn into a bert or a wade
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,083,612
@1,083,608 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hey look on the bright side. At least you're consistent. And even though you are depressed you are not a piece of shit and never were. You are a good person and you will find happiness soon enough! I guarantee it or your money back.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,083,613
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
:) you're sweet
Maybe one day the suicidal ideations will be gone!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^][v]#1,083,625
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
They will. Life gets better. Or maybe not. Either way you'll turn out alright bb.