Topic: How i persistently wreck people in chess who play more chess than me.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #95,372

I call it the cuck method. My queen is out on the field in two moves, they can't resist my queen because my queen is always so beautiful, so powerful. They think i am mad, they think abd ask themselves what is he doing by risking his queen so fast? Is he stupid? Has he no self respect? My queen does her Erotic dance and the enemy can't take his eyes away. Pretty soon the king is running for his life and never really has time to order his soldiers around properly. My queen puts those soldiers to sleep, one by one.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,076,891

I want to play you for money.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,895

@previous (B)

Alright. How much will you pay me though?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,903

I think memorizing ways of playing the pieces to get the other guy is bad sportmanship and these masters are dicks

also thinking about how to move two moves ahead when the guy didn't even move yet

not very zen if you can't just play in the now

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Minichan