Topic: three days into the joran decade and i spilled boiling pasta water over my foot

Dreamworks started this discussion 6 years ago #95,351

kankerzooi

Dreamworks (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #1,076,500

Update still hurts

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,504

Is it blistering? How much did you pour on it???

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,505

Hey man, don't worry. There's still a long while to go in the Joran decade. I'm sure you can turn it around!

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,506

Does this mean the Ninjj street fight is off?

Dreamworks (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,507

@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
I don't see why it would

@1,076,504 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No but the top layer of skin has come off and peeled up

Dreamworks (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,508

Not my whole foot just the two toes next to the big one

Dreamworks (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,509

I wish I had a slightly wider bucket

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,510

10 more years!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,512

@1,076,509 (Dreamworks)

Or slightly thinner toes

Grover !jqZkAz4Usg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,524

What happened? Did you get butterfingers?

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,533

@1,076,507 (Dreamworks)
ow
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Dreamworks (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,662

Update now the loose layer has turned into a big pus filled blister the size of the toe

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,667

@previous (Dreamworks)
Do not pop that burn blister. You need to keep it unpopped for at least a couple of weeks, so the skin underneath can grow without an infection. It's not filled with pus that you need to squeeze out, your body will reabsorb the liquid in a burn blister and the blister will shrink at about the time the skin underneath has healed.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,684

I usually pour mine down the sink ?

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,710

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> I usually pour mine down the sink ?

Your blisters?

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,752

@previous (F)
No, my boiling pasta water.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,753

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
You should try pouring it on your feet instead. I hear it's pretty popular in Europe.

Dreamworks (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,777

@1,076,667 (I)
Yeah I know that is the best course of action but I have a date tomorrow at a museum and I need to be mobile and the chance of it bursting then is basically 100% so I burst them already

Dreamworks (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,778

I sterilised my scissors

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,798

@1,076,684 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Same. I did that last night. Not a single burn.

Dreamworks (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,303

New blisters have appeared but they are smaller

Dreamworks (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,210

All of the blisters have now burst

Dreamworks (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,712

One of my toes is now without skin

Dreamworks (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,713

I think I will send Becky my toe skin

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,714

@previous (Dreamworks)

Have fun paying postage from EUrope to Ohio.

Dreamworks (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,715

@previous (K)
€1.50 for a 20 gramme letter

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,716

@previous (Dreamworks)

How are you going to get her mailing address, w/o dox, harassment, etc?

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,732

@previous (K)
Ask Syntax for it.

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,733

@previous (I)

That would involve dox, harassment, etc. Thanks.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,740

@previous (K)
Maybe the address is on a pill bottle, and Syntax paid $50 for a photo of the medicine cabinet

Dreamworks (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,518

update i basically have skin on it now

Dreamworks (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,519

@1,076,505 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
thank u for you emotional support

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,537

this is divine revenge for when ninjj made fun of an anon who worked at a restaurant when a coworker poured boiling water on them and their boss didn’t care

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,587

@previous (L)
it was carnitas iirc

Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,805

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Just be glad that God got confused and thought that Joran was you

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,808

@previous (L)
I get them confused all the time myself ?

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,826

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

They're practically the same poster, tbqh.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,833

@previous (K)
The way I keep it memorized is, ninjj is the California ni??a who says "ugh" all the time and dreamworks is the Dutch ni??a who says "ugh" all the time.

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,835

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
In Dutch it's pronounced "oohhgeeahhh"

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,836

@1,080,833 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

lol. Also, DW uses the ignore list, and ninjj does not.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,915

@previous (K)
important

dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 5 months later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,122

@1,080,836 (K)
i also use a css max width which bieters refused to implement into main.css for some inane reason

jodie !foster2PAQ replied with this 5 years ago, 34 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,123

yeah how's the joran decade going guys.... pining for the good old days yet...... ?

Anonymous K replied with this 5 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,126

@previous (jodie !foster2PAQ)

COVID, police brutality, riots... I'd say Joran is doing a bang up job.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 5 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,144

@previous (K)
Fun fact. At the end of 2019 both becky and I wanted to make this our decade. We both lost out to DW. You see what the terrible consequences of that were. :(

blom replied with this 5 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,145

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

So its your fault

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 48 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,148

@1,134,126 (K)
@previous (blom)
Jesus, can you imagine a Becky decade...

dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 8 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,149

@previous (M)
beckade

Anonymous K replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,158

@1,134,144 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Joran is doing a fine job, lad! Stop with your jelly whining.

Anonymous K double-posted this 5 years ago, 49 seconds later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,159

@1,134,148 (M)

Wouldn't be half as successful as the Joran decade.

dw (OP) replied with this 5 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,169

@1,134,158 (K)
Thank you anon k it is nice to finally get some appreciation on the fora

Anonymous K replied with this 5 years ago, 16 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,170

@previous (dw)

NE time, lad.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,134,228

@1,080,537 (L)

> this is divine revenge for when ninjj made fun of an anon who worked at a restaurant when a coworker poured boiling water on them and their boss didn’t care

My previous reply still stands, I still feel righteous indignation toward ninjj for making that post. I will hold that against him for my entire Minichan career

dw !p9hU6ckyqw (OP) replied with this 3 years ago, 2 years later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,804

3 years later and only more metaphorical pasta has been spilled

dw !p9hU6ckyqw (OP) double-posted this 3 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,805

That date was shit too

Green !StaYqkzUPc joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,808

@1,076,505 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
And not long after this post, covid happened. You jinxed us all.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,809

@1,191,804 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Everyone spills pasta, but not everyone cleans it up and learns from it.

shelly !pojRZAy7sI replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,817

@1,191,805 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
this joran decade is feeling more like a joran heckade

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,818

@previous (shelly !pojRZAy7sI)
nah, don't you remember? it was upgraded to the decade of dylan

dylan🌟 !DONgSbOYdw replied with this 3 years ago, 44 minutes later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,824

@previous (Q)

Correct.

shelly !pojRZAy7sI replied with this 3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 years after the original post[^] [v] #1,191,833

@1,191,818 (Q)
things are looking up with Marshall Dylan enforcing the Law