Topic: SOS
freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA started this discussion 6 years ago #95,185
My neighbours knocked in and I wasn't clean or dressed. I did the only thing one could in such a situation. Crawled on my belly to the kitchen and then GALLOPED to the shed at the end of our garden out of sight.
I texted my mother. "I'm not here", I said to her. And so the conspiracy began.
They're still in there, chatting. It's getting cold and dark down here. Have I been here for 15 minutes or 15 years? This is my life now, fora.
I texted my mother. "I'm not here", I said to her. And so the conspiracy began.
They're still in there, chatting. It's getting cold and dark down here. Have I been here for 15 minutes or 15 years? This is my life now, fora.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,075,142
I love making an asshole out of myself in front of the neighbours. Once I came in shitface drunk while there was some neighbourhood soiree happening and someone made me a pity sandwich and i proceeded to stuff the entire thing in my mouth and pass out to everyone's mirth.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,143
It was nice knowing you. You belong to the shed now.
freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,144
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,145
freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,146
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,152
Yeah sorry you now live only on the shed. You have abandoned the ability to live in a house. ?
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,168
@1,075,146 (freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA)
are you spooky, responsible for physical disturbances and a qt irish?
are you spooky, responsible for physical disturbances and a qt irish?
freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,170
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,171
freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,172
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,175
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,178
Oh yeah you were a vampire and studied philosophy in uni.
freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,180
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,183
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,185
This is Minichan so don't reveal too much about your shed or Syntax will geolocate it and stalk your family. Careful.
freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,186
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,188
@previous (freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA)
Invite her to minichan and she will have at least 3 within a day!
Invite her to minichan and she will have at least 3 within a day!
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,191
freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,195
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,196
@1,075,188 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Have you ever thought about the difference between just being comfortable with someone, and being really comfortable with someone?
Have you ever thought about the difference between just being comfortable with someone, and being really comfortable with someone?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,198
Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,208
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,230
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,294
@1,075,195 (freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA)
Have you escaped the forever alone trap that everyone else on Minichan fell curse to?
Have you escaped the forever alone trap that everyone else on Minichan fell curse to?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,309
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,310
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,355
Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,404
Did you ever get out of the shed, OP?
freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 55 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,412
@previous (Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W)
Eventually. Like an hour later. I started to wonder if I ever lived indoors or if was hallucinating such a life.
Eventually. Like an hour later. I started to wonder if I ever lived indoors or if was hallucinating such a life.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,413
@previous (freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA)
If you have a phone and wifi, does it ready matter which building you are in?
If you have a phone and wifi, does it ready matter which building you are in?
Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,422
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,432
The Secret Garden
apparently there are chicks in there
apparently there are chicks in there