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tteh !GETFUCKED started this discussion 6 years ago #95,118

Thanks.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,074,593

Externally hosted image> minitwitter #6

tteh !GETFUCKED (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,595

Externally hosted image@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I am smashed.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,604

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)
Smashed on what, though?

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,607

Dammit, I was gonna post a new one of these on new years.

tteh !GETFUCKED (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 40 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,608

@1,074,604 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
That, I believe, is the question of the century.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,611

Watching angels and demons

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,612

Externally hosted image

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 54 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,634

@1,074,608 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
I just hope it's not from the EU. Weatherspoons told us about those bastards. Drinks are ONLY okay if they're from the UK or beyond the EU. Nothing in between.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,635

Smoking weed

Dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,650

Drinking some rum

Dreamworks double-posted this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,654

Watching a Belgian show

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 47 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,667

Doing bad things, while I smoke with cigarettes.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,680

@previous (Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W)
Fatass

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,681

@previous (G)

Jealous?

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 11 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,682

@1,074,667 (Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W)
Thd land whale

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,683

@previous (G)

You seem a bit upset.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,685

Smoking a cigarette.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,717

@previous (H)

> Smoking a cigarette.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,719

Shitposting

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 14 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,858

Shitposting, about to take a hot shower.

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W double-posted this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,877

Hot shower complete, now commencing with loafing.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,894

@1,074,717 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> > Smoking a cigarette.


Helped a friend move and did a bunch of ketamine yesterday
Ordered chinese food, didnt check reviews til after and they're super mixed :(

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,898

Also i thought i got a pay raise for this contract and it's actually a pay cut to $22.50/h :(

Dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,899

I'm going to have the last kf my rum and continue the belgian show

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,912

@1,074,898 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Also i thought i got a pay raise for this contract and it's actually a pay cut to $22.50/h :(

That is a hell of a lot more than a certain 57 year old from Tennessee has ever made in his life per hr.

sexwax replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,936

@previous (K)
77 almost 80 lol

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,943

@1,074,912 (K)
Yeah it just didn't make sense to me because normally a two-week paycheck for ~80 hours for me is around $1100-1200 and i got $700 for 35 hours here

(Edited 2 hours later.)

Question replied with this 6 years ago, 55 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,971

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You only work sometimes, right? And you have no way of knowing when, correct?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,071

@previous (Question)
I get contracts with an estimated length. One was delayed by three weeks so the firm found other work for me in the interim. Some were exceptionally short notice. This is my first year and i started halfway thru the season so it was a bit screwy and I'm not 100% sure how it all works. Also our new union should be fully established by the start of the next season and I'm not sure how that will change things.

It seems that most people work the full season with almost no time off until the winter

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OK replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,083

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Part time and no benefits? Better be friendly to the bar owner for now.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,088

Smoking a cigarette, working and cooked food

@1,074,894 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So many folks around here are super into ketamine, they call it medicine

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,091

@1,075,083 (OK)
Full time and good pay. People go on EI in the off season, i just havent worked enough hours for that this year because i started late. I'll probably pull welfare for the couple months between the end of this contract (end of jan or end of feb) and the start of the season (probs april or may)

And the bar loves me, i just dont like working there.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,100

Working and watching lethal weapon

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,104

im smoking pot that my brother grew and it's good

Ah So replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,127

Externally hosted image@1,075,100 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Once again, you have found the sandwiches.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,489

Woke up after being sick, my fever broke, so hopefully today is a better day

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,702

Pinching a Bert at work.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,733

Berting at work a pinch

working and dabbing constantly, my arm gets tired

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Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,765

Waiting for mods to update, then playing Skyrim. A little drunk.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,769

@previous (Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W)
Macho Man Randy Savage dragon skin mod?

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,770

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

lol. That sounds hilarious, but no.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,772

@previous (Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W)
https://youtu.be/QlJULk0f9xA

Which ones do you use? Are you on PC, Xboxone, or ps4

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,775

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

A bunch, I have like 40 mods installed. PC.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,834

@1,075,765 (Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W)
Updated. Proceed! ?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,938

@1,075,775 (Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W)
Nice! My friend plays it on PS4 and gets excited when he's actually able to load a mod order that actually effects stuff, apparently the PS4 unofficial mods are lacking in their modification capabilities

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,946

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Yeah, I have a mod or two that will crash the game, but most of them work.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,947

@previous (Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W)
I find it pretty cool that mods keep games so alive after their initial burst of interest. Skyrim is how old now?

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,075,952

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Over a decade. I think it was released in like 2008?

I was wrong, it was released in 2013, so it is like 7 years old.

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Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,046

@previous (Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W)
Still great longevity

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,050

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

True. Most ps3/XB360 titles don't have such staying power.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,124

Mixing hourly and tasked based jobs in one gig is pretty dope

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,130

Externally hosted image@1,076,050 (C)
I don't know what to say, but here's an old image I had

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,135

Externally hosted image@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Just clam down, bruh.

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,346

About to play Skyrim, while I wait for my Spagett to cool off.

Edit:A little drunk.

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,377

@1,076,135 (Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W)
Claming down so I can sleep

Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,378

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Sleep is for the weak. Playing Ocarina of Time.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,498

@previous (Elfor, The Land Stander !!9NqxpFc1W)
Ya know, I used to say that too before I had to adult most of the time lol.

Wake up, dab, work.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,546

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
do you even have to adult
do you even adult
you don't even have id

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,567

@1,076,498 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Yeah, I know how it is. I have today and tomorrow off tho.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,681

@1,076,546 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
That's why I'm getting my license!
And yes, I have bills, I have responsibilities, I have goals. The amalgamation of which I tend to call adulting

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 6 years ago, 37 seconds later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,682

@1,076,567 (C)
I'm already toasted, I didn't need to be jelly

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,897

No power :( supposed to be restored in around 2 hours

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,900

Going to sleep. Night, foræ.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,007

@1,076,681 (Dead !Pool..v42s)

> That's why I'm getting my license!
> And yes, I have bills, I have responsibilities, I have goals. The amalgamation of which I tend to call adulting

Sandwich

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,386

Just downed an epic cocktail...smoking a cig as the buzz begins to ease in..

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,390

@previous (G)

Let me guess, mommy bought the booze and the cigarettes.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,401

@previous (C)
Your sister did...after I turnt her into a real woman..

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,410

@previous (G)

That's a weird way to refer to your mother. Also, fucking your mother counts as elder abuse.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,431

@previous (C)
stfu you stupid nerd..

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,436

@previous (G)

Have I upset you, Bert? Are you going to tell your mommy what I said?

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,077,441

Externally hosted imagewow tteh didn't like. my edit

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 3 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,459

I pinched two berts at work today!

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 21 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,762

Pinched a bert at home cause I was working at someone else's home, and I always feel bad blowing up someone else's berter.

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,078,890

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

lol. Yeah, I don't like berting up other people's private berters either.

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 17 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,079,119

I kinda hate my life.
Pinching a bert, picking up cat Bert, and probably going to sweep bunny Bert from the cage.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,079,122

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)

Could always be much worse, bud.

Anonymous C double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,079,927

Just pinched my morning Bert, but I am at home.

Anonymous C triple-posted this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,035

Pinching a Bert at work. Second Bert of the day.

#winning

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,036

Getting stupid high one last time before getting ready for work tomorrow

There's a heated shelter but i dunno how warm it's gonna be

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Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,042

Just won $100 dollars off a scratch-off that somebody bought for me. Two Berts, and a free hundred bucks. I have to say, today was a good day.

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,043

@1,080,036 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> There's a heated shelter but i dunno how warm it's gonna be
wait wat

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,052

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
My guess is an abri tempo with a heater on a generator inside but we will see! The heated porta potties are actually nicer than i thought, they got this super thick insulation all around and a lil space heater running

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,078

Pinching another Bert at work.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 17 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,285

It is surprisingly warm considering it's just a big tent! No jacket necessary, was just wearing a thin sweater half the day

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,292

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
What kind of stuff is being looked for?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,305

@previous (G)
It's a historic site. 17/18th c French houses, tanneries, shoe store/factory have all been found

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,307

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

That is interesting! Please keep us posted on your discoveries.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,317

@1,080,305 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Please let us know if you find any dinosaurs. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,320

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

That is a paleontologist, not an archeologist, bud.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,334

@previous (C)
An archaeologist is just a paleontologist that gives up digging before they hit anything cool.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,336

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

They study archaic humans, while paleontologists study Paleolithic times. As denoted by the job titles.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,337

@previous (C)
Paleolithic actually refers to a period of human history (early stone age)!

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,339

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Humanity peaked in the early stone age and it's been all downhill ever since.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,340

@1,080,337 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Anyway, point is they study different time periods.

Anonymous C double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,411

Pinching a Bert at work.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,884

Externally hosted imageBack but not so much back cause no way no how will I now be in shape for the mountains and then let time take such shape away - Plan of action is to buy more better ski stuff QUICKLY 2Morrow and plan a very fast crash course in putting foot down work wise and kicking the shit out of those who need hand holding and baby sitting AND THEN 2 Plan 10 more days on the slopes.

Be back in a couple of days with progress on asskicking and will look around 2C if I missed anything so important any of U need my comments - Not that you all will pay attention to climbing out of moms basement and getting on with life and STOP looking at cheap ways to kill selves -

Years ago at a party when people were ONLY TALKING about downhill Skiing and I said cause waz So bored out of mind at that party - WHAT is the big deal about Skiing - A Gal said - SOMETIMES IT'S JUST LIKE SEX - Another GREAT FANTASTIC 10++++ Gal 1/2 my age at time said

SOMETIMES IT'S MORE BETTER THAN SEX

I am NOT saying it is more better than Sex - But I cannot for the life of me figure out what comes in 2nd to GREAT LOVE MAKING - OTHER THAN SKIING - Of course snow conditions and weather and how many people to deal with and all THAT - YET AGAIN When the most fun things in life are compared - Just what comes next to TERRIFIC LOVE MAKING?

Of course IF one has never been Skiing and gets competent at - Feels like ONE is One with the Mountain and Nature - AND does not lose ones head such as Sonny Bono -

I did come 2Close to Trees a few days ago - AND IF That were/waz how my life were 2End - What a cool way2go I say

Be back in a couple days-3 - Priority is NEXT TRIP - AND 2Find a way to incorporate it in Chinese New Year plans in San Francisco. Grand Parade Saturday, February 8 and I GAVE My word of Honor I wood be there to share - So even If I have to do what one has to do I will work that out and fit more downhill in2 my Life

Oh and I got off the plane and drove straight to Tio Leo's 4 a 16 Piece BIG BAND 2nite - and danced the Nite AWAY - What a fucking great place to be - Off the Slopes n In2 the Arms of lovely gals and outnumbered by maybe 4 Gals to each Guy - All that swing music Romantic as all Fuck -

Why am I wasting my tyme at moment? Only maybe 4 of you on MC have escaped Moms basement and they are all Mods with a life -

OK Sure one of you got a loan to get a Roach Coach - Another has becum a professional Diaper changing after 57 years of life n he is in training to change Trumps diapers one day soon nuff

Now to C If I can find a graphic to fit this post - This image sayyyyyys nuff for now

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,885

@previous (Syntax)

Go away again. Thanks.

77 almost 80 replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,886

How come the 3 women of the board would throw up on themselves if they woke up naked in bed next to you if you are such a hit with girls like you keep claiming, Gramps?

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,955

@1,080,885 (C)

> Go away again. Thanks.

tteh !MemesToDNA (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,080,956

100 GET.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,098

101 get.
Pinching a Bert at work.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,168

@1,080,885 (C)
EAT MY FUCK AND DIE

Syntax double-posted this 6 years ago, 51 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,169

@1,080,886 (77 almost 80)

> How come the 3 women of the board would throw up on themselves if they woke up naked in bed next to you if you are such a hit with girls like you keep claiming, Gramps?

HOW Cum the only women that will sex with ya is Ur Mom

77 almost 80 replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,197

@previous (Syntax)
How come the 3 women of the board would throw up on themselves if they woke up naked in bed next to you if you are such a hit with girls like you keep claiming, Gramps?

We've seen your pics!!

77 almost 80 double-posted this 6 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,198

Gross!

(Edited 22 seconds later.)

Syntax (OP) joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,232

@1,081,197 (77 almost 80)

> How come the 3 women of the board would throw up on themselves if they woke up naked in bed next to you if you are such a hit with girls like you keep claiming, Gramps?
>
> We've seen your pics!!

I challenge U2 get Kook 2Confirm such.

The Female Mod is of such nature that she wood toss cookies if in bed with any male

The other is still a child in my view (Except she sure has a great education) so the very ideal of such in bed wood be revolting 2me as well.

So how are you doing with ur mom currently - Talk about a Barf situation

77 almost 80 replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,275

@previous (Syntax (OP))
> Talk about a Barf situation . <

77 almost 80 double-posted this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,280

@1,081,232 (Syntax (OP))
SAY ONE MORE GODDAMN WORD ABOUT MY MOTHER OLD MAN.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,305

@1,081,232 (Syntax (OP))
> The Female Mod is of such nature that she wood toss cookies if in bed with any male
...What?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,308

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I don't think that he even knows, just smile and nod.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,310

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I think he's mad at Becky because she's banned him a few times lately, so I'm pretty sure it's an insult. I'm just completely lost on what it means. Is he trying to call her fat?

vocalon joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,312

work today consists of doing some album art but i made the mistake of designing it so that i have to draw a bunch of rats in the uncanny valley of small enough to get away without a lot of detail and big enough to need it, that i don't really wanna draw. so instead i'm revisiting whose line is it anyway.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,313

@1,081,310 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
He's calling her a lesbian. "Toss cookies" being a euphemism for throwing up. Also ugh remind me to deal with this when I get home. Doing mod stuff on phone is annoying.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,317

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Oh, I see. Thanks. We don't have that saying over here.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,320

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For someone who claims to be English you sure dont speak much fucking English.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,321

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh go toss your cookies you nerd.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,324

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That's King Nerd, bud.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,381

@1,081,321 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
ive never heard it either
syntax has been attacking Becky and I in a bunch of random posts it's funny

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,399

Externally hosted image@1,081,310 (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)

> I think he's mad at Becky because she's banned him a few times lately, so I'm pretty sure it's an insult. I'm just completely lost on what it means. Is he trying to call her fat?

I am not mad at becky - Given she is now living life as a working Shyster with only sloppy 2nds clients - Her life has to be a living hell as it is. That said at least she gets out of the basement which few here can.

Based on the number of salads she orders one can presume she has a Reason 2B on a 4Ever Diet.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 11 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,459

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> > I think he's mad at Becky because she's banned him a few times lately, so I'm pretty sure it's an insult. I'm just completely lost on what it means. Is he trying to call her fat?
>
> I am not mad at becky - Given she is now living life as a working Shyster with only sloppy 2nds clients - Her life has to be a living hell as it is. That said at least she gets out of the basement which few here can.
>
> Based on the number of salads she orders one can presume she has a Reason 2B on a 4Ever Diet.

mad

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,593

@1,081,399 (Syntax)
Some people just really like salad!

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 22 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,853

I pinched a Bert at home today, but I am off of work.
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