Topic: I want to make naan bread but it looks so difficult

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #95,068

There's no good fresh naan I can buy close by either

Very distressing

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,073,855

*Tortillas

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,856

@previous (B)
Inbred toothless uncultured hillbilly fuck*

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,876

@previous (A)
It's literally just Indian tortillas.

freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,887

RIP OP

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,888

@1,073,876 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Can you imagine living in a place where you can't get fresh tortillas? ???

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,889

Wait, there's a difference between naan bread you buy in the store and naan bread that's fresh?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,890

Upgrade to great grand naan bread.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,956

You need a tandoor oven to make it authentically.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,957

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

What about a white person oven?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,958

@previous (H)
Who owns one of those?

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,959

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

WASPs

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,961

@previous (H)
Sounds pretty homosexual to me.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,962

@OP
You can buy frozen Naan bread from the supermarket. It's not as good as fresh naan bread but it is easier than making it!

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Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,964

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Art thou high?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,967

@previous (H)
Usually yes but currently no.

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,970

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

I discovered a jew today!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,971

@previous (H)
I've actually been here a while so if you've just discovered me you might want to get your eyes checked.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,978

@1,073,888 (B)

> Can you imagine living in a place where you can't get fresh tortillas?

Not all Tortillas are created EQUAL

My most Fav Mex Supermarket has the lowest priced Tortillas in town and they SUCK

Brand I buy is Gourmet buy comparison. I once tried making Tortillas because I lost a bet - That ceiling was never the same after that.

When I lived in Australia I had to import Tortillas. Yes they had the Dried/Fried in stores but not one person in a city o almost 40,000 people had ever tasted a real Tortilla

Dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,982

Naan bread is a pleonasm

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Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,985

@previous (Dreamworks)
Top 20 Types of Naan Bread.
1 Plain Naan. Naan is made up of Refined Flour and was originated from South Asia and Central. ...
2 Butter Naan. Butter Naan is the most loved naan of each and every person in India. ...
3 Laccha Naan. ...
4 Garlic Naan. ...
5 Paneer Naan. ...
6 Pudina Naan. ...
7 Chilli Cheese naan. ...
8 Nawabi Naan.
More items...

Dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,986

@previous (I)
Did you intend to cite me

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,988

@previous (Dreamworks)
It's just Syntax having a senior moment

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,993

@1,073,986 (Dreamworks)
Indeed

Perhaps in the Dutch Language one does not say Bread after the word Naan - Here in USA We DO!

However only Trader Joe's who carries multiple types of Naan, follows Indian tradition of dropping off need to add bread

In Indian Restaurants they always list Naan's under BREADS on the Menu.

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,005

@previous (I)
Are you an expert naan bread expert now?

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,011

@1,073,993 (I)

> Indeed
>
> Perhaps in the Dutch Language one does not say Bread after the word Naan - Here in USA We DO!

i don't

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,015

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
You say bread naan instead?

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,016

@previous (K)
I say Unleavened Indian Bread

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,017

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Unleavened Native USAmerican bread would be more appropriate. Calling them Indians is racist, and that's problematic!

Google II joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,018

Naan is a popular variety of Indian leavened bread made with wheat flour maida (just an Indian name for all-purpose flour) and cooked traditionally in a clay oven. ... So calling it chai tea or naan bread is like calling a drink tea tea, or the bread, bread bread. So, let's drop the “bread” and just call it “naan”

"The common exception to this rule is Colloquial, conversational, informal referring to types of breads."

Anonymous K replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,019

@previous (Google II)
Hi, Syntax UID #347

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,020

@previous (K)
Can prove that was not created with a new ID.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,022

@previous (I)

> Can prove that was not created with a new ID.

you can't and won't

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,028

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Not for you. Any mod can ask me to prove it via PM.

How cum you're not busy cleaning your tree house.

Dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,030

@1,073,993 (I)
Just because you do doesn't mean it's correct. Naan already means bread so you are saying bread bread

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,054

@1,074,028 (I)

> Not for you. Any mod can ask me to prove it via PM.
>
> How cum you're not busy cleaning your tree house.

i should actually go clean my tree house rn good idea

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,065

@1,074,030 (Dreamworks)
http://curryleafinsf.com/menu.html
A Great Super Indian Restaurant in San Francisco

BREADS
Fresh Breds From Tandoor [Editors note: Mark Twain approve of Breds vs Breads]
Menu Logo
PLAIN NAN
Baked bread in clay oven$1.50
GARLIC NAN
Baked bread topped with garlic$1.99
KEEMA NAN
Nan stuffed with ground lamb$2.99
ALOO NAN
Nan stuffed with spiced potatoes$2.50
ONION NAN
Nan stuffed with succulent onions$1.99
MASALA NAN
Spicy! Jalapeños stuffed and cooked in our oven baked bread$1.99
TANDOORI ROTI
Whole wheat bread baked

Perhaps YOU can look at your Fav place for Indian Food in Netherlands and C if the Menu has a Bread list.

Dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,085

@previous (Syntax)
they aren't calling it naan bread

Dreamworks double-posted this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,091

It's like going to a French restaurant and asking for pain bread

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,094

@previous (Dreamworks)
Ooooops need to wait to give you a decent reply
brb

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,101

Baguette? More like FAGuette amirite ?

Meta !Sober//iZs double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,102

Indian food is weird as fuck though. It's like a mix between Chinese and Mexican food ?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,104

@1,073,971 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Augh! Good lord, who are you? How long have you been here?

Dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,109

@1,074,094 (Syntax)
lol

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,112

@1,074,102 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

> Indian food is weird as fuck though. It's like a mix between Chinese and Mexican food ?

In a wayyyyy but in a far wayyyyyy given how cooking Chinese is similar to cooking Indian - LOTS n Lots of Prep - Cutting Chopping Dicing Slicing for both is sure a lot of labor.

I go out of my way to remind people who viewed Mat*ts infamous youtube of his skills with Indian - and this is NO joke - He slapped some Raw Chicken parts in a pan and cooked the chicken just a bit and then added This and declared it Chicken Curry.

Now Chinese use of spices is NOT So Much - Unless one calls Chili/Chile/ a spice which in dried powder form it can B - Indian cooking is one hell of a lot of different spices - Plus they even take a basic spice like

11 Essential Spices for Indian Cooking
Cardamom. There are two kinds of cardamom used in Indian cooking: green and black. ...
Clove. Clove is a common spice in Indian cooking and its anise notes are easily recognizable in many Indian preparations. ...
Cassia bark. Cassia bark is an interesting spice. ...
Black pepper. ...
Cumin. ...
Coriander. ...
Nutmeg and mace. ...
Mustard seeds.
More items...

And Mustard Seeds 4Instance can be crushed and added to the dish AND in a separate amount of work the mustard seeds are roasted which makes them very different and chilies roasted brings out the Carmel from the Sugars in the pepper which turns them SWEET - So a mix of Roasted and Regular results in MORE MORE Labor but one fyne way to add flavor to what may be a Basic Green that is loaded with Flavor with minimal cooking Yet Indians cook the beeejesus out of greens making them close to Mush - Tasty Mush but still one has to ask is this all really necessary except on occasion

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Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,120

@previous (Syntax)

> > Indian food is weird as fuck though. It's like a mix between Chinese and Mexican food ?
>
> In a wayyyyy but in a far wayyyyyy given how cooking Chinese is similar to cooking Indian - LOTS n Lots of Prep - Cutting Chopping Dicing Slicing for both is sure a lot of labor.
>
> I go out of my way to remind people who viewed Mat*ts infamous youtube of his skills with Indian - and this is NO joke - He slapped some Raw Chicken parts in a pan and cooked the chicken just a bit and then added This and declared it Chicken Curry.
>
> Now Chinese use of spices is NOT So Much - Unless one calls Chili/Chile/ a spice which in dried powder form it can B - Indian cooking is one hell of a lot of different spices - Plus they even take a basic spice like
>
>

11 Essential Spices for Indian Cooking
> Cardamom. There are two kinds of cardamom used in Indian cooking: green and black. ...
> Clove. Clove is a common spice in Indian cooking and its anise notes are easily recognizable in many Indian preparations. ...
> Cassia bark. Cassia bark is an interesting spice. ...
> Black pepper. ...
> Cumin. ...
> Coriander. ...
> Nutmeg and mace. ...
> Mustard seeds.
> More items...

>
> And Mustard Seeds 4Instance can be crushed and added to the dish AND in a separate amount of work the mustard seeds are roasted which makes them very different and chilies roasted brings out the Carmel from the Sugars in the pepper which turns them SWEET - So a mix of Roasted and Regular results in MORE MORE Labor but one fyne way to add flavor to what may be a Basic Green that is loaded with Flavor with minimal cooking Yet Indians cook the beeejesus out of greens making them close to Mush - Tasty Mush but still one has to ask is this all really necessary except on occasion

get a life weirdo ?

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,128

@previous (L)
Not only do I have a Life - In less than 10 Mins I am going OUT/OFF the Internet to Fun Fun lots of Fun

And first Dancing Event includes a Huge Variety of foods from Planet Earth - Hard to eat and dance except George Costanza did offer some advice for making Love and Eating food at same time. Could this be applied to Jitterbug - One can only dream

Be back with a Zooommm in very few

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,146

@1,074,102 (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Agreed. I really like spicy marinara, tho.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,200

@1,073,961 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I guess if you suck a lot of dicks like you do...everyting sounds homo.

Anonymous O double-posted this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,201

@1,074,128 (Syntax)
77 almost 80 sooooo vigorous and full of life...on the edge of extinction. Months away from dieing and your heritage ending and being forgotten.

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 57 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,216

@1,074,200 (O)

> Sucks dick for back alley heroin.
> You're a cock sucking faggot.

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