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Topic: Where do you keep your cash

Not planning any burglaries started this discussion 6 years ago #95,031

Thanks in advance

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,073,532

In a bank.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 36 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,533

In your butt.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,535

Only $37 but it's in the wallet in the bedside table. I also have a jar of change on the bookshelf, which I guess is technically "cash" also. Not sure how much in there, maybe $5?

There's also some change on the floor of my car which I never keep locked because what are they going to steal? My trash? ?

If you're going to burgle the car, you'd be better off just taking the tools and 12v air compressor. I wouldn't recommend trying to steal the car itself as you're not likely to get very far (as evidenced by the worrying number of coolant and oil jugs, jumper cables, tire repair supplies, and tools in the car).

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,536

Externally hosted image@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
> I wouldn't recommend trying to steal the car itself as you're not likely to get very far (as evidenced by the worrying number of coolant and oil jugs, jumper cables, tire repair supplies, and tools in the car).

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,552

In my wallet and never more than $100 at any given time. Usually $20 or less. THanks.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,558

just floating around in an envelope mostly

Dreamworks joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,586

Why would I keep cash

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,605

@previous (Dreamworks)
The same reason people have always kept cash for thousands of years. To buy illegal shit.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,608

I am undecided where to keep my cash.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 43 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,613

In envelopes in a leather gimp mask in the bottom of a drawer of sex toys

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,616

in my underwear ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,619

I have a fake book with money in

Dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,622

@1,073,605 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Use btc

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,633

@1,073,616 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
Hey bb can I rob u? ?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 28 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,635

@1,073,622 (Dreamworks)
Yes but what if you are not a permavirgin? What should you use then?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,638

@1,073,622 (Dreamworks)

Stop ordering drugs online. Support local dealers.

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,639

@1,073,633 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
u kno it bb ?

Dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,642

@1,073,635 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Tikkie

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,643

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,644

@1,073,642 (Dreamworks)
Sorry I don't speak spanish.

Dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 10 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,645

@1,073,638 (C)
You could buy drugs locally and then send btc

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,697

@1,073,613 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> In envelopes in a leather gimp mask in the bottom of a drawer of sex toys

this why u wash your hands after dealing with money

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,703

I don’t carry any cash ever just use card for everything

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,073,945

It's suspicious that you're asking. Regardless, I have a super cool trick, i have a double pocket on my jacket, in one of them is my money, in the other one is a whole lot of aluminum. We're talking billions of particles probably, maybe even trillions. It's a good trick because there's a thief around and it's going to be real obvious who that is if he tries his luck on my jacket.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,050

@1,073,643 (Syntax)
ohhh that's a wallet with money flying out. The other times I saw that gif, I just thought it was a weird black rectangle or some kind of glitch

Sheila LaBoof double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,051

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Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,095

@1,074,050 (Sheila LaBoof)
Looked for wallet with money flying IN - Was super short on time and went with a gif that wood make a good point.

Far far more better wallet gifs but they work on TC and almost never on MC with Imgur limits and no quick way to test them b4 using them

Dreamworks replied with this 6 years ago, 14 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,074,344

@1,074,051 (Sheila LaBoof)
just convert it back to real money quickly
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