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Topic: Cats protect you from evil spirits

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #94,864

And ghosts, even demons. They are spiritual beings.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,072,125

My cat once brought me a living eel. What is the spiritual message in that?

Freethinkerdangerous !Cs02iDB7RA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,133

@previous (B)

Where did he/she get it?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,147

@1,072,125 (B)
That is just a present.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,198

@1,072,125 (B)

How do you know it was living?

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,310

bump
jk it's a sticky

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,317

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
i mean it does bump it to the top of the stickies so there's that

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,320

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)
it was already at the top
check mate

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,322

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
fuçç

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,351

@1,072,125 (B)
> My cat once brought me a living eel. What is the spiritual message in that?

It was probably an evil eel. Some birds are evil. Mice are particularly evil. Cats really keep us focused on realizing the unseen evils all around us: moths, cans of tuna fish, bits of especially evil lint. String is full of evil.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,352

@1,072,125 (B)
dang my cat has brought me nothing but love and $1300 in vet bills

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,381

@1,072,198 (D)

Cause I threw it in the trash while it was still moving, felt sorry for it and googled how long it can live on land and it turns out that they can live on land a hour or two. I went and took it out of the trash, tool a couple of steps further and gently placed it into the ocean, watched it swim away.

@1,072,351 (G)

Very perceptive of you and I agree. The most terrible evil i have seen is a cat rejecting its own kitten.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,418

@1,072,352 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

They only bring birds, mice, and such to you if they think you aren't eating enough. It is a misconception that it is a gift. A cat does it bc it is worried about you.

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Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,072,438

@1,072,322 (tteh !GETFUCKED)

@1,072,322 (tteh !GETFUCKED)

> fuçç

Ro dah
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