Topic: lol i shit myself a lil at work today

jodi !ariasXXmaE started this discussion 6 years ago #94,845

ama

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,071,948

Ugh. I can't stand people boasting about shitting themselves. It's not cool, it's infantile.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,949

*shat

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,950

how much is a little?

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,951

@1,071,949 (C)
wrong participle

@1,071,948 (B)
it was unavoidable. i was on break and having a coffee and smoke and when i sat down i farted but it was not a fart. it was a shart

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 27 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,952

@1,071,950 (D)
a small fart's worth

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 46 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,953

@1,071,948 (B)
and i'm not boasting i'm sharing. who else am i going to share this with

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,954

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

Your therapist.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,955

@1,071,951 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
It is the fucking simple past of shit, It is not a fucking participle. Why is English so difficult for you to use?

jodi !ariasXXmaE (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,956

@previous (C)
bc im drinking and shitposting about shitting myself lower your standards for tonight thanks

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,957

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)

How many Buzzballz™ have you had?

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,958

lol this is great
tell us about the aftermath
did you have to go home for more underwear? did you tell anyone?

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,962

@previous (F)
no since I was on my break and it wasnt that bad I just went to the bathroom and took a shit and tossed my underwear. luckily i had my Long Johns on too. and it was time to take the trash out

(Edited 1 minute later.)

jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,963

@1,071,958 (F)
and no i wouldn't tell my family let alone my coworkers that I sharted

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,966

was it dierra

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,973

@previous (F)
yes but I didn't have any turkey

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