Put your fat ass cats on a diet and vacuum your filthy fucking floors.
I concur with that mod, actually. That thread you PM'd us about was already a shitty Matt/Syntax/Bert drama thread. I see no value in trying to clean it up.
Personally, I think it's a dumb and shitty thread that the fora would he better off without altogether, but as a mod I think it's within our standards of shitposting.
But also, this thread is getting excessive so I'm locking it and deleting some posts. Both of you are bringing family shit into it. Again.
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