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Topic: I think I have a hemorrhoid coming

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 6 years ago #94,717

Externally hosted imageI'm getting all the warning signs. Itchy arse then a little sore after I poop. To be fair my diet hasn't been that great lately so that might be why.

Pic unrelated, I smoked a Cuban cigar last night

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,070,766

Or IS IT unrelated?

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,768

First your cat has a bum problem, and now you. Life at the flat has gone downhill, I think.

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Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,769

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
I dont have a cat you communist. It's down to my fiber intake

cause they have a bad poop pro joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,780

A LOT of cuban cigars are crap fakes

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,781

Hemorrhoids are a real pain in the ass.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,786

Try the circular brand of wipes which are for the purpose of ass or cunt. You have to push into your hole and get the shit out of the crannies. The shit in the crannies can make things irritated you see.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,789

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Or you could just could cleanse your hole in the shower and not. E gross.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,791

@previous (D)
so do you shower every time you shit because you don't like wiping

Peter joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,965

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Maybe he shits in the shower
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