Topic: Making dua for tteh's safe return

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #94,681

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
dua	1	17%
dua	3	50%
thoughts & prayers	1	17%
dua	1	17%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,070,274

If he dies, Becky would be in charge! ?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,276

@previous (B)
There's no better reason to make dua, then, is there? Think of the danger. Allah pls.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,277

I will be making spaghetti later. I shall bless each noodly strand with hopes of tteh's safe return before ritually casting it into the boiling water. Each prayer will waft up into the sky borne aloft on the pleasing smell of pasta prepared for the sacrament.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,278

@previous (C)
Thank you. I fear tteh may be in the custody of some very bad people right now. We need divine, noodly assistance to ensure his safe return.

Also I probably misgendered tteh but she will forgive me, I'm sure.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,294

I love Tteh so much
God bless his safe return

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,419

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Thank you

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 23 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,736

Still no tteh
More dua needed

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,739

Well fuck. Tonight I'm pulling out the big guns. Noodles. They are wider and have a greater surface area to volume ratio, a property that allows them greater exposure to sauce and better coverage by cheese. Thus, these properties must work the same way with prayers! I shall make a batch of noodles in anticipation of tteh's safe return.

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,029

Alhamdulillah I am safe and sound!

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,047

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)
Were you visiting family in Pakistan?

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,921

update: home

tteh !GETFUCKED double-posted this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,922

@1,071,047 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
No, I was visiting colleagues in Germany. Thanks.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,960

@1,071,921 (tteh !GETFUCKED)
Yay! What joyous news. I'll celebrate with some pasta for dinner.

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