Topic: ATTN: Matt and oyster fans.
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 6 years ago #94,672
I made my oyster topping. Its finely chopped radish and shallot with a smalsh of red wine vinegar and a lil salt.Indy joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,070,195
Looks great. Here, we eat oysters by the many dozen. How can you stand to have something so delicious in such small amounts?
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,202
They were a bitch to openAnonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,205
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,207
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,211
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,214
Nice
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 13 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,215
Dunno with these one, they were labeled Rock oysters. Normally when I go to an oyster restaurant I get ones from Devon or Cornwall.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 35 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,216
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,222
Way clamer than all of you.Peter joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,265
oysters suck
Peter double-posted this 6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,267
wanna suck down some mildly salty goop buy an oyster today
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,271
beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,280
@1,070,265 (Peter)
@1,070,265 (Peter)
seriously gross
a meal enjoyed by men who are too insecure to acknowledge their love of swallowing semen and other salty goops
@1,070,265 (Peter)
seriously gross
a meal enjoyed by men who are too insecure to acknowledge their love of swallowing semen and other salty goops
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,285
Peter replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,296
@1,070,271 (B)
what is the appeal of oysters to you? the mild saltiness or the snotty texture or the lack of flavour
what is the appeal of oysters to you? the mild saltiness or the snotty texture or the lack of flavour
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,297
@previous (Peter)
The texture is not "snotty" but rather plump, crisp, fresh, and juicy. the flavor is of the ocean.
The texture is not "snotty" but rather plump, crisp, fresh, and juicy. the flavor is of the ocean.
Peter replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,304
Peter double-posted this 6 years ago, 22 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,305
@1,070,297 (B)
Also the flavour of the ocean is mild saltiness and fish shit
Also the flavour of the ocean is mild saltiness and fish shit
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Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,432
@1,070,280 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
I dunno, if I had to associate an oyster with a body part I would say a vagina.
I dunno, if I had to associate an oyster with a body part I would say a vagina.
Peter replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,433
@1,070,297 (B)
Wait do you just eat the whole thing?? You know you aren't supply to eat the shell right
Wait do you just eat the whole thing?? You know you aren't supply to eat the shell right
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,435
jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,436
look im syntax
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,473
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)Can you please Google "how do U yes U eat Re: oysters by the sea sea sea" and then go to the Wikipedia page on oysters, copy all the text and paste it here, then offer some made up story about the time you were being served world famous chef prepared oysters by <insert celebrity> at <exotic location> but somehow they were all doing it wrong and you know better as evidenced by the Wikipedia you just copypasted, and then add a comment about oysters, cunnilingus, menstruation, and becky.
Thanks