Pretending a 20 or even 40 year old woman would kiss on them when they are elderly and smell weird.
@previous (A)
> Pretending a 20 or even 40 year old woman would kiss on them when they are elderly and smell weird.
A creepy old man embraces you. Your nostrils fill with the fragrance of Old Spice. You think you are going to get a Grandpa like peck on the cheek and the next thing you know your mouth is filled with a tongue that tastes like Efferdent!
Could anything be more intimate or loving?
@previous (C)
I hope Becky does not see this. She might laugh so hard she could hurt herself.
@previous (D)
Oh look it's syntax trying to distract everyone by posting extraneous blah blah to post which ridicule his hideousness.
@1,069,614 (A)
> Oh look it's syntax trying to distract everyone by posting extraneous blah blah to post which ridicule his hideousness.
hideousness (pronounced as one word) My first thought when I spied this adjective was Charles Laughton lol
We have a resident who hits on me when he's tired, and he does it with a stuffed animal.
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Please explain in excruciating detail
@previous (F)
After nine he is very tired. He has a large teddy bear that is half the size of a person. It was given to him by his girlfriend that also lives there.
He will turn the teddy bears head in a way like it is checking me out. Then He will use its arm to rub my arm, then try to rub my boobs or ass. Sometimes he will use it to hump me
(Edited 3 minutes later.)
@previous (G)
He'll also says things in a teddy voice sometimes. Like, you're looking pretty good, little lady.
@previous (G)
I think he has a little sundowners
@1,069,614 (A)
> Oh look it's syntax trying to distract everyone by posting extraneous blah blah to post which ridicule his hideousness.
Nope been Surfing my Ocean a Blue for almost 9 HOURS with only time to post to Cathy on MC and until about 10 mins ago NO Net play at ALL
Here is the thing- I don't no who you are nor have time to read all replies including Urs
One thing I am 100% positive OF - No matter your age the only Hug or Kiss you have gotten or will get is from Ur Mother IF and only IF she is still alive.
There is a Infinite number of chances I will get HUGS and even Kisses (mostly long term dance partners but then again Sarah who I did not kiss me might show up and and - Nor do I really want her to kiss me anyway
Dave Gleason Trio @ Grand Ole BBQ Flinn Springs
5:00pm
Sue Palmer @ Humphreys Backstage Live
6:00pm
Casey Hensley [CHECK TIME] @ Ebullition Brew Works
6:00pm
Zzymzzy Quartet @ Cosmopolitan Hotel
6:20pm
Curley Taylor & Zydeco Trouble @ Bon Temps Social Club (Balboa Park War Memorial Building)
6:30pm
The Exiles @ La Mesa Wine Works
6:30pm
The Garners @ Old Poway Park, Poway Christmas in the Park
7:00pm
Clinton Davis Trio (7pm), Ginger Cowgirl (9pm) @ Blind Lady Ale House
7:30pm
Missy & Heine Andersen @ Proud Mary's
8:00pm
Punks 4 Change Psychobilly vs. Rockabilly @ Til-Two Club
8:00pm
The Archtones @ Grant Grill
8:00pm
Swing Dance at the Abbey @ LDS Church on Mt Abernathy
9:00pm
Johnny Deadly Trio @ Bar Sin Nombre
9:00pm
Bonneville 7 @ Beaumont's Eatery
Caught Sue Palmer last night and will start with her in about 40 minutes and move on with SO MANY Fyne Choices.
OP go give your Mom if ALIVE a Hug and if dead then perhaps a piss on her grave 4 dying 2soon or find some other relative to piss on grave
Cause when it cums down to it - IF U have to think about how I smell? You truly Sick Sick Sick
ps tried Old Spice back in 60's cause of TV ads - Tossed it out and now use some rather expensive stuff and mix it up and when I get wow you smell good which is OFTEN and given I have to take 3 shirts to change in2 over the night and freshen up with more Good Stuff - But so sorry you have to think of a Male body and wot such Male smells like
I suggest u go smell your mother IF alive - No smell if dead as that is sick
@1,069,838 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That might also explain it.