Topic: Tales From The Retirement Home
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC started this discussion 6 years ago #94,545
I have a co-worker who had syphilis for 7-9 years and somehow didnt know. So now even though it's been treated, she's slowly going blind and they can't do anything about it. During this time, she was also having sex with around two different dudes a month, unprotected. Also, both her mother and one of her daughter's has HIV
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,069,016
Of course if she had just jilled off, she may have gone blind anyway.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,018
Please post more nursing home stories.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,021
I thought this thread was going to be about Syntax.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,022
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,037
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,039
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Also, both her mother and one of her daughter's has HIV
It is also true that a family that dies together, stays together.
Also, both her mother and one of her daughter's has HIV
It is also true that a family that dies together, stays together.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,040
Another coworker is white. She has a child with a Vietnamese dude but is only attracted to ghetto black guys.
Whenever a guy does something totally inappropriate, she loves it. One guy broke all of the Windows in her house and she thought it was the hottest most, exciting thing.
She purposefully would cheat on him at her house, so when the guy would drive past checking on her (as he did regularly), he would see a strange car and man's shoes and flip out. Then She lets him in to mercilessly beat the interloper. One night, he savagely beat the same man three times. She loved it
Whenever a guy does something totally inappropriate, she loves it. One guy broke all of the Windows in her house and she thought it was the hottest most, exciting thing.
She purposefully would cheat on him at her house, so when the guy would drive past checking on her (as he did regularly), he would see a strange car and man's shoes and flip out. Then She lets him in to mercilessly beat the interloper. One night, he savagely beat the same man three times. She loved it
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 32 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,042
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,043
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,045
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,048
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,049
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,050
Also every single woman who has been pregnant while working at the facility, has smoked throughout the entire gestation
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,051
We also have a current coworker with major mental health issues and one former
The current is usually stable but odd. She'll start leaving clues to her mental health states to warn us of any changes. One thing she does is post signs in the break room, talking about herself in third person and about mysterious friends who are worried about her. She also didn't use her kitchen for three years because she thought there was an eating disorder demon residing in it
When we find the notes, we contact management and she goes away for a week or more.
The other girl was odd from the begging. She has down syndrome type face but talks normally. She likes to tell us about ghosts and demons that molest her in the building. She got fired and made a death threat, so the building went on special precautions for a month
The current is usually stable but odd. She'll start leaving clues to her mental health states to warn us of any changes. One thing she does is post signs in the break room, talking about herself in third person and about mysterious friends who are worried about her. She also didn't use her kitchen for three years because she thought there was an eating disorder demon residing in it
When we find the notes, we contact management and she goes away for a week or more.
The other girl was odd from the begging. She has down syndrome type face but talks normally. She likes to tell us about ghosts and demons that molest her in the building. She got fired and made a death threat, so the building went on special precautions for a month
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,052
Also the syphilis woman lives in the ghetto area of town and has had a lot of bizarre things happen yo her. Once her sister poured pickled juice all over her house and furniture. She showed me pictures and I wondered how many jars of pickles did she have in her fridge. Also once her daughter accidently set her house on fire by cooking, and we have had a few co-workers that have had their houses burn down
Oh and once a guy had been shot in the head for something gang related and wandered into her open door and collapsed on her floor
Oh and once a guy had been shot in the head for something gang related and wandered into her open door and collapsed on her floor
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,053
Also once our cook shot and killed a few people in a robbery. They were looking for him and we all found out when a resident watched the news and said, Hey isn't that the guy who works in the kitchen? Lmao
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,054
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,055
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,058
We have a black, male nurse who is good looking, funny, and has a better job than most of his peers. Women love him. He seems to be attracted to really crazy ones. He isn't ghetto but his dick loves ghetto women. He explained this to me, as how he couldn't control this desire. Three women have tried to kill him. One stabbed him in the chest, one tried to hit him with her car, and one shot him in the stomach. Each time, he purposefully fucked with the investigation, and none of them saw hard time. He does this because he hates cops, and also takes partial responsibility for bringing on the violence.
Recently, a bullet started migrating out of the back of his stomach. You could see the metal though the skin. He is going to turn the piece into a good luck necklace
Oh and after a year of recovery, the woman who shot him, tried to get back with him
Recently, a bullet started migrating out of the back of his stomach. You could see the metal though the skin. He is going to turn the piece into a good luck necklace
Oh and after a year of recovery, the woman who shot him, tried to get back with him
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,059
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,060
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,062
@previous (C)
Sometimes I hug him, and I never hug anyone who isn't a resident, family member, or dog. But I had known him for 6 years at that point
Sometimes I hug him, and I never hug anyone who isn't a resident, family member, or dog. But I had known him for 6 years at that point
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,065
@1,069,050 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Also the amount of women who are 8 or 9 months pregnant and active on the dating scene would shock you
Also the amount of women who are 8 or 9 months pregnant and active on the dating scene would shock you
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,067
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,068
@previous (C)
The Haitian women keep offering to hook me up with good dick. They seem motivated to get me fucked by the new year
The Haitian women keep offering to hook me up with good dick. They seem motivated to get me fucked by the new year
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,069
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,080
Wow you work with a zany cast of characters. Y'all should record each other just staring into the camera every five minutes
but seriously you get to see some interesting life choices in your coworkers and get to vicariously experience some weird shit
but seriously you get to see some interesting life choices in your coworkers and get to vicariously experience some weird shit
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Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,121
I wonder what makes these people so crazy
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,132
Ok this explains a lot about kook.
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,133
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,135
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,160
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,162
Regarding the male nurse. Remember that bad hurricane we had a few years ago? Well we all had to stay overnight at the facility. I had gotten off of my shift and it was around 1 AM. I heard a knocking at the door coming frok outside and almost had a heart attack! They had locked the doors and threatened us with firing if we went outside during the storm.
I go to the door and it is male nurse and a cute, young, high yellow 19 year old granddaughter of a resident!
She was wrapped in a blanket. They had been fucking outside during the storm!
I go to the door and it is male nurse and a cute, young, high yellow 19 year old granddaughter of a resident!
She was wrapped in a blanket. They had been fucking outside during the storm!
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,167
I have a Haitian co-worker who is about 4"8' and maybe one hundred pounds. I asked her hwifht once and immigration had told her she was 5"6'
I am playing on bringing in a tape measure getting the official numbers. Anyway, she has huge, natural breasts. They look almost comical compared to her size.
All of the residents call her Booby Marie between themselves and to her face, because we had 4 Maries at the time. Management has tried to stop it to no avail
I am playing on bringing in a tape measure getting the official numbers. Anyway, she has huge, natural breasts. They look almost comical compared to her size.
All of the residents call her Booby Marie between themselves and to her face, because we had 4 Maries at the time. Management has tried to stop it to no avail
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,168
@1,069,160 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
So I'll be on the break room and hear three or four different phones playing rap, people lecturing in Creole, babies laughing and crying, and the Big Bang Theory
So I'll be on the break room and hear three or four different phones playing rap, people lecturing in Creole, babies laughing and crying, and the Big Bang Theory
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Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,169
WOW
These are crazy like Syntax posts but these are from someone who doesn't lie every time they post.
These are crazy like Syntax posts but these are from someone who doesn't lie every time they post.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,171
One of the women who dated male nurse was also a hoodoo queen and my nickname for her was voodoo lady. For payment she would put the who who jeebies on someone who wronged you. I don't really believe in it, but was a little worried for male nurse when he was seeing her
Also people keep fucking with his nice car. One time someone slashed the tires, and another time someone poured a chemical that ate off all the paint. I think it was the voodoo lady
Also people keep fucking with his nice car. One time someone slashed the tires, and another time someone poured a chemical that ate off all the paint. I think it was the voodoo lady
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Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,182
Why are there so many degenerate sluts? Do people just try to have a relationship without sleeping around?
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@1,069,186 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
From his cocaine to his girlfriend's skin colour, Svet has always been about purity.
From his cocaine to his girlfriend's skin colour, Svet has always been about purity.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,203
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,237
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,265
@1,069,203 (C)
They'd probably just look at me like I suggested that they fly to the moon or something
They'd probably just look at me like I suggested that they fly to the moon or something
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,266
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,279
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,303
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
I've seen a woman at my work with one of those headphone microphone things, handling calls from men like a switch phone operator
And she refers to them all as baby so that she doesnt get names mixed up.
And she's like 300 pounds
I've seen a woman at my work with one of those headphone microphone things, handling calls from men like a switch phone operator
And she refers to them all as baby so that she doesnt get names mixed up.
And she's like 300 pounds
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jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,305
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,309
@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Also you will see heavily pregnant women date. I had a coworker who was 8 months pregnant and on bed rest because of a high risk gestation. She comes in, in 6 inch heels! I asked her what in the fuck is you doing? She says she is getting ready for a date. With the second guy that week! 8 months!
Also you will see heavily pregnant women date. I had a coworker who was 8 months pregnant and on bed rest because of a high risk gestation. She comes in, in 6 inch heels! I asked her what in the fuck is you doing? She says she is getting ready for a date. With the second guy that week! 8 months!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,310
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Probably how she gets free dinner tbh which isn't a bad gig if you can do it.
Probably how she gets free dinner tbh which isn't a bad gig if you can do it.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU double-posted this 6 years ago, 56 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,311
Also you can have unprotected sex with her and you won't have to worry about getting her pregnant! Though you will probably get VD and have your cock fall off. On balance it's probably worth it.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,313
I've also noticed that American black males, smell the worst out of all the other male ethnicities.
After that, Indian males
After that white male neckbeards
Also that black man, asswiping trope is true
After that, Indian males
After that white male neckbeards
Also that black man, asswiping trope is true
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jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,336
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
i don't know about these things. i feel like I've only ever smelled white people
i don't know about these things. i feel like I've only ever smelled white people
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,342
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,343
@1,069,336 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
> i feel like I've only ever smelled white people
That's why you're so left wing. Start mixing and smelling black and that'll change.
> i feel like I've only ever smelled white people
That's why you're so left wing. Start mixing and smelling black and that'll change.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 44 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,366
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,367
@1,069,342 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
We have a slow relative of a coworker who comes in and does favors for the resident. He is very nice, but reeks. It reminded me of how black men frequently smell bad. And then that reminded of that butt wiping is gay thing, and how many ghetto, black male residents consider basic hygiene as "playin with their booty"
We have a slow relative of a coworker who comes in and does favors for the resident. He is very nice, but reeks. It reminded me of how black men frequently smell bad. And then that reminded of that butt wiping is gay thing, and how many ghetto, black male residents consider basic hygiene as "playin with their booty"
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,370
We had rats in the kitchen for like a month. They got in because something left a kitchen door that is connected to the outside open all night long.
One was huge and the size of a small bread loaf and their were two bakes potato babies. If you waited until after dark and flung open the kitchen door, you could see them running and jumping across the shelves hung near the ceilings. They would gnaw through the packages of breads and the workers would still try to use them!
They finally got ride of them after we had an unrelated meeting at corporate. The corporate lady asked us if we had any concerns and I wrote rats in kitchen on the back of a worksheet and slipped it to her.
One was huge and the size of a small bread loaf and their were two bakes potato babies. If you waited until after dark and flung open the kitchen door, you could see them running and jumping across the shelves hung near the ceilings. They would gnaw through the packages of breads and the workers would still try to use them!
They finally got ride of them after we had an unrelated meeting at corporate. The corporate lady asked us if we had any concerns and I wrote rats in kitchen on the back of a worksheet and slipped it to her.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,371
Once I was talking to a 100 year old resident in the dining room. I asked her if she had had any fun as a child. She said that they liked to burn grass in the yard. They Also had a black horse named nigger. They called him nigger because he was black. She said this very loudly in a whole room of black people
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jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,385
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,399
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,440
One time when male nurse was still dating the girl who tried to hit him with a car, she left a doctors diagnosis of being pregnant on his medicine cart. He started screaming at her and they both went home. Turns out, he had had a vasectomy previously.
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,473
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,709
One time someone donated a big box of fidget spinners to the home
We passed them out and I attempted to explain their use. It didnt go over well and I was finding loose fidget spinners in odd places, like the toilet for months
We passed them out and I attempted to explain their use. It didnt go over well and I was finding loose fidget spinners in odd places, like the toilet for months
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,711
They banned Poinsettas from the home this year and an old lady cursed out the administrator in the lobby in front of a bunch of family members. It was so funny and he struggled to stay besuited and dignified throughout the experience
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,712
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,714
@previous (D)
They are afraid someone will eat one. I find this out after I bought two for the home!
They are afraid someone will eat one. I find this out after I bought two for the home!
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,733
Great thread keep posting more stories if you can kook I’m enjoying them. This is one of the best threads I’ve read here in years
Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,755
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Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,782
Tell us about the times you have to wash them off and they get a throbbing erection and it's right there inches away from you.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,804
this is a good thread
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 55 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,830
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,944
Lol tell us about when you jerked off the paraplegic
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,967
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,968
A side note abput the elderly: Many old people are inordinately afraid of getting their shoes stolen. Especially if they are 78 or older. I don't know why but it is strange and notable
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,981
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,070,984
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,000
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,002
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,005
We have a resident who is 7 feet tall and 400 pounds. He used to be a drug dealer and has 11 definite children from women who paid him in ass, but probably many that He doesn't know about. He has found Jesus and reads the Bible for hours, but frequently needs help with certain words. He keeps a coke nail to remind him of his past. He also lectures me if I have more than one Diet Coke a day, even though he drinks three pots of coffee daily. Everyone really likes being around him, because he has a colorful personality
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,009
Once my coworkers baby daddy showed up at the facility. He asked where she was (in a residents room) and entered and started choking her in front of the patient! After that we had to have a special domestic violence seminar. I told the instructor that it reminded me of The Office and she got all offended. We actually have to do it every year and when I see her it's always awkward
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 21 hours later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,169
My favorite resident was a black woman who had schizophrenia and tertiary syphilis. She would have wild hallucinations and weird ideas.
Like every Asian to her was Japanese and she was afraid of them. Also she would have flashback type events to being a fighter pilot in WWII.
She also would avert to an infant type state where she was playful and called herself a baby.
She had delusions of persecution and grandiosity. So she would think that she had a milluon dollars and someone was trying to steal it. I would bring in fake money to keep her happy.
She would frequently see a talking cat named Dishrag who would follow her around and had kittens who would beg her for money. She would do the kittens voices (which were similar to the Siamese cats in Lady and the Tramp) saying "Give me moneeeeeeey".
She would tell me stories about her own children. For years she told me the same stories about her kids and husband and never deviated from these facts. I later found out that she was never married and never had kids. I really liked spending time with her
Like every Asian to her was Japanese and she was afraid of them. Also she would have flashback type events to being a fighter pilot in WWII.
She also would avert to an infant type state where she was playful and called herself a baby.
She had delusions of persecution and grandiosity. So she would think that she had a milluon dollars and someone was trying to steal it. I would bring in fake money to keep her happy.
She would frequently see a talking cat named Dishrag who would follow her around and had kittens who would beg her for money. She would do the kittens voices (which were similar to the Siamese cats in Lady and the Tramp) saying "Give me moneeeeeeey".
She would tell me stories about her own children. For years she told me the same stories about her kids and husband and never deviated from these facts. I later found out that she was never married and never had kids. I really liked spending time with her
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,172
Do you work at the cheapest old folks home ever? Everyone who works there sounds like a lowlife.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,175
@1,071,169 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I like stories like these. One time I was at the psyche ward, and they had to put me in the geriatrics unit on the first night. In less than 12 hours I saw the same old guy try to punch out two patients and a nurse.
I like stories like these. One time I was at the psyche ward, and they had to put me in the geriatrics unit on the first night. In less than 12 hours I saw the same old guy try to punch out two patients and a nurse.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,177
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,178
@1,071,175 (C)
Some of those guys are legitimately dangerous. Luckily my place tries hard to get rid of those types. The hospital and family members will often lie to retirement homes in order to get placements
Some of those guys are legitimately dangerous. Luckily my place tries hard to get rid of those types. The hospital and family members will often lie to retirement homes in order to get placements
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,180
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That doesn't surprise me. I'm sure they get tired of dealing with them.
That doesn't surprise me. I'm sure they get tired of dealing with them.
Anonymous L replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,184
@1,071,177 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Do they need education to work there? You are a nurse correct? Like what are the ass wipers and the people that make the beds and wash dishes and such do they have any qualifications
Do they need education to work there? You are a nurse correct? Like what are the ass wipers and the people that make the beds and wash dishes and such do they have any qualifications
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,187
@previous (L)
I am only a nurses aid. I took a 4 month course but you can get in after two weeks. I think some of the schools are scams as well because we get workers who can barely speak, read, or write English
I am only a nurses aid. I took a 4 month course but you can get in after two weeks. I think some of the schools are scams as well because we get workers who can barely speak, read, or write English
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,440
One time a resident wanted to insult me and she called me a white nigger
Another time a different resident wanted wanted to compliment me and she told me I was cute...like two fat babies
Another time a different resident wanted wanted to compliment me and she told me I was cute...like two fat babies
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #1,071,445
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
One time my dad was in a nursing home, and we went to visit him. While we were there, an older woman ramdomly yelled at some other older woman, "that's my sweater, bitch". She then got up and started beating up the other woman, and would throw punches at anyone who tried to stop her. Eventually, after like 2 or 3 minutes, two big dudes came in and pulled her off. The other woman wasn't even wearing a sweater.
One time my dad was in a nursing home, and we went to visit him. While we were there, an older woman ramdomly yelled at some other older woman, "that's my sweater, bitch". She then got up and started beating up the other woman, and would throw punches at anyone who tried to stop her. Eventually, after like 2 or 3 minutes, two big dudes came in and pulled her off. The other woman wasn't even wearing a sweater.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,053
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Once I had a coworker who was an Island Black
She worked 11 AM to 7 AM. Every day for her lunch, she brought and consumed a giant bag of gummy Crabby Patties. I was very new and she quit shortly after, and so I never got the chance to ask her about this
She worked 11 AM to 7 AM. Every day for her lunch, she brought and consumed a giant bag of gummy Crabby Patties. I was very new and she quit shortly after, and so I never got the chance to ask her about this
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,056
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,057
Once we had a resident who was 600 pounds. She called her vagina her cookie. It took three people to change her and when this occurred, we called it a cookie party
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 18 seconds later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,058
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Kook !4AOn8ao.Ls replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,070
One time I was doing my rounds at 3 in the morning and inadvertantly walked in on a wild lemon party. It was crazy. They let me watch and direct the action.
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,078
@1,081,057 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
that's insane
@previous (Kook !4AOn8ao.Ls)
--that's even more insane. is that even legal-- duped
that's insane
@previous (Kook !4AOn8ao.Ls)
--that's even more insane. is that even legal-- duped
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,084
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) triple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,086
Once I worked in an dementia lock down unit. A female resident ran out of the room naked and screaming and waving her arms. Her boyfriend had crouched down to give her oral sex and then got stuck on the floor
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) quadruple-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,092
One time we had a 18 year old coworker, and this was her first job. She went into a residents room with me and he immediately offered her drugs and a threesome. She put her hands in the air like it was a stick up and wordlessly left the room with a shell shocked expression. This same girl, when she was changing her first patient, threw up all over him when she opened the diaper
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) quintuple-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,096
One time I was changing a guy who was like 500 pounds. He had a very deep bedsore near his taint. One time my digits accidently slipped in and it kind of felt like fingering a girl. I was traumatized
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,100
People get bedsores when they arent cared for properly and are neglected.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,103
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,359
@previous (D)
I've been attracted to several females working with me. A few have even shown me their titties and coochies because I "feel safe" Bwahaha
I've been attracted to several females working with me. A few have even shown me their titties and coochies because I "feel safe" Bwahaha
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,081,376
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,753
One time we had a resident who had dementia and he believed that he was a tree and was also Jesus Christ. We called him Treesus. We once sent in an one of our office workers (who was a very Christian guy) to try and talk him into eating and drinking. When he addressed the resident by his name, he looked at him like he was retarded and said "Mr Smith? I'm the king of kings". It was so funny
Eventually the guy died because everytime that he took a drink, he would let it gurgle down his chest in an attempt to water his roots
Eventually the guy died because everytime that he took a drink, he would let it gurgle down his chest in an attempt to water his roots
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,755
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)>the guy died because everytime that he took a drink, he would let it gurgle down his chest in an attempt to water his roots
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,757
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@1,087,759 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
why even pretend to drink at that point. just to wet the whistle I guess
why even pretend to drink at that point. just to wet the whistle I guess
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,087,765
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 weeks later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,394
At one time at work, the black male nurse was in a love triangle
Both women we're coworkers, the first was an Island Black woman, who was a good lady. She would take requests from people, including coworkers, to put spells on people using their menstrual blood. The other woman was a white nurse who was cucking her husband with the male nurse.
Black nurse had just leased an expensive Lexus and one night someone poured a chemical on the car that ate of all of the paint. Also his tires got slashed a few times as well.
I had suspected that voodoo lady, but others didn't think she would stoop to vandalism.
In another incident, someone made Facebooks pages in the white nurses name, and covering them with porn
Work was really rough for a few months, because all of this was going on between coworkers
Both women we're coworkers, the first was an Island Black woman, who was a good lady. She would take requests from people, including coworkers, to put spells on people using their menstrual blood. The other woman was a white nurse who was cucking her husband with the male nurse.
Black nurse had just leased an expensive Lexus and one night someone poured a chemical on the car that ate of all of the paint. Also his tires got slashed a few times as well.
I had suspected that voodoo lady, but others didn't think she would stoop to vandalism.
In another incident, someone made Facebooks pages in the white nurses name, and covering them with porn
Work was really rough for a few months, because all of this was going on between coworkers
Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,397
So basically if you wanna fuck... get a job at the nursing home?? ?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,400
@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
If you are halfway decent looking and a man, get a nurse job or higher at a retirement home, and roll in the free pussy
If you are halfway decent looking and a man, get a nurse job or higher at a retirement home, and roll in the free pussy
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,450
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,468
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Probably, it will not work. You have to be at least average
Probably, it will not work. You have to be at least average
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,093,472
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 days later, 2 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,094,429
Once a resident was visited by her adult grandson. After they chatted for a while, the resident called me into the room and said to me "Ashley, do you know what polyamory is?" I said yes and she beams and replies, "The is my son Jason, and he is a polyamorist." And she looked so expectantly at me. I said hi and got the fuck put if there. Whatever was going on, I wanted no part of it