Topic: Taking Greyhound to a random town

Grover !jqZkAz4Usg started this discussion 6 years ago #94,535

And starting over from rock bottom homeless with no cash and only the clothing on my back. I will have my important documents on me. How long until I can get a weekly rate motel and a nice job?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,068,880

Save yourself the money. Just discuss with bert how you can take up residence in any alleyway. For food do as bert did.

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,884

Ya know, I wish more people realized they could do this. Or save on the Greyhound ticket and hitch

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,887

How did this happen?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,891

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Grover posted about messing with his niece.
Probably was caught by a family member and now Grover has to leave town.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,894

@previous (E)
This.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,901

@1,068,884 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Do you stuff a sock in the crotch of your jeans when hitching?

Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,904

@previous (G)
Why would I do this?

Dead !Pool..v42s double-posted this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,905

@1,068,891 (E)
@1,068,894 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
They already moved, I'm betting the city he goes to ain't so random

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,932

From the moment I stepped off the Greyhound bus I could tell that this was a random town. The sidewalks ran at absurd angles off into the distance, leading nowhere. Some of the streets ran in pointless circles far away from any of the buildings with traffic lights that blinked off and on in indiscernible patterns. A man in snorkeling gear walked up to me from out of a dusty desert that, only moments before, had been an ice-cream parlor. "Hail Caesar!" the man greeted me. He continued, "Would you like to peruse the wine list? You can't hitch your llama to that doughnut! You'll get a prescription for volleyball."

Something deep inside my chest swelled with joy. My heart fluttered excitedly. I had finally found my place in the world.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,933

@1,068,880 (B)
Is that the airport dumpaternyou hid behind?

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,963

@1,068,932 (H)
bless you

Dodongo !ZQvsveEcD6 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,069,179

I've held an unhealthy grudge for Greyhound ever since I bought a ticket and the bus never showed up. It was the middle of winter and a group of increasingly angry travelers and I waited outside in the cold for a long time before another bus going to the same city finally showed up. The driver was shitty at first, telling us all that we were on the wrong bus and we couldn't get on. After enough bitching, he let us on but was not happy about it. I was going to a concert and missed half the show because of this. Fuck Greyhound.

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