Topic: When people accuse you of being a Jew but you're not a Jew

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #94,462

What is an appropriate way to deny Judaism without sounding antisemitic?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,068,239

Say no, my type of white owned a much smaller percentage of slaves

Or, don't worry, I am allowed to use bacon flavored lube

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,242

Or, Free foreskin, availability one

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,243

@OP

> What is an appropriate way to deny Judaism without sounding antisemitic?

Say "I wish I was!"

Peter joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,245

I'm not Jewish

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,247

Whip out your uncut penis.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,303

i feel like the accusation is a symptom of antisemitism to begin with so it might not matter what you say

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,304

Show them your empty bank account

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,329

@1,068,303 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
The odds of someone on minichan being antisemitic are basically zero. Please apologize.
@previous (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Epic.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,331

Eye R not a Jew. Eye quit being a Jew at aged 3 cos eye new Jesus the Jew was fake fake FAKE. And any1 who drinks the blood of Jesus the Jew R a special kind of..well more on that later as eye must get2 a meeting and and AND charge client large amount4 my tyme.

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Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,365

"ehh? what?"

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,068,424

@1,068,331 (Syntax)

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