Topic: How to prevent beer shits?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #94,382

Aside from not drinking beer, is there a way to prevent beer shits?

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,067,511

Eat bread during your drinking.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,513

Come prepared. Always wear a buttplug when you go out drinking.

Beebs !gINgerDI62 joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,522

@previous (C)
Or just don't wear pants/undies. You'll leave a trail like a shit snail, but it'll be convenient.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,523

@previous (Beebs !gINgerDI62)
Thee They or Eye always bring an extra change of slacks when out dancing.Accidents Doo Doo Doo happen.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,539

you could have the shit surgically extracted before it comes out

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,542

Eat canned pumpkin while you swill. Will keep your stool clay-like.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,543

Beershits (pronounced as one word)

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,545

@previous (H)
Should always try to keep your stool coiled and clay-like (pronounced as one word)

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,557

@previous (G)
lol Mr. Whipple

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,562

Drinking beer is very gay and homosexual.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,564

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What do you drink, then?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,565

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Horse cum.

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,566

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Oh my god... Fake anon, my man, I would reconsider announcing this publicly. Drinking animal semen reflects poorly on you...

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,567

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Just kidding, I would never drink non-human cum.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,572

Eat lots of warm crusty bread before drinking, it will absorb it all. However if you drink wine then it contains a lot of sulphur which will upset your stomach regardless.

Minichan