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Topic: 13 Reasons Why The World Hates America

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ started this discussion 15 years ago #943

Why the world hates America:

1. They call themselves "America," ignoring the fact that 35 other nations share the continents called "America."
2. America goes all around the world invading countries and fighting in foreign wars, and the American people think they do this "to defend America."
3. 74% of Americans cannot find America on a globe.
4. 48% of American undergraduate university students thought that the country directly north of the USA was France.
5. America is at war in Iraq. 82% of Americans could not find Iraq on a map.
6. The American President Obama spoke on national television about the revolution in Egypt. 86% of Americans did not know that Egypt was in Africa, and thought it was in Europe.
7. The average American adult is 50 or more pounds above ideal body weight.
8. The average American eats fast food 5 or more times per week.
9. 58% of Americans did not know whom America fought in the American Revolution. Of that 58%, half said it was France.
10. When asked to name just 10 American states, a whopping 77% of Americans could not do it.
11. America imprisons more of its population, by percentage, than any other country in the world, including North Korea.
12. 89% of Americans could not name a single Supreme Court Justice.
13. Over 75% of Americans believe that America won the Vietnam War.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later[^] [v] #18,247

14. Geoff

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 58 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #18,248

There are two continents called America.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,249

@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Yes, and 36 countries share them. Yet Americans believe they are the only Americans.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,250

Also, 12 in headline, 13 in body.

LIAR

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,251

I'm glad I didn't say all that.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 49 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,252

Also, my top ten reasons for hating america

10. Tipping at restaurants
9. The police are assholes
8. Americans are too serious and uptight
7. Rural, uneducated, blue collar morons are over-represented in the political arena
6. Americans are arrogant
5. Shitty healthcare
4. Americans have the worst education system in the industrialized world
3. Americans are over-opinionated
2. Americans are overly-religious
1. The drinking age is 21. What the fuck kind of stupid puritan bullshit is it when a 20 year old university student can't legally drink in a bar. A legal adult (who is legally able to buy firearms, buy pornography, buy tobacco products, enlist in the military, and VOTE) should be able to buy fucking liquor. Fucking MADD.

AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,256

lol

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,258

> 1. They call themselves "America," ignoring the fact that 35 other nations share the continent called "America."
America isn't a content, you stupid piece of shit. There is only North America and South America.
> 2. America goes all around the world invading countries and fighting in foreign wars, and the American people think they do this "to defend America."
You do realise that the United Kingdom of Britain is guilty of the same thing, right?
> 3. 74% of Americans cannot find America on a globe.
Because there is no such thing as "America".
> 8. The average American eats fast food 5 or more times per week.
What the fuck? That is disgusting. Fast food is for travel ONLY.
> 11. America imprisons more of its population, by percentage, than any other country in the world, including North Korea.
That's due to the bullshit drug war which needs to fucking stop. Besides, how many fucking negroes are in this nation again?
> 12. 89% of Americans could not name a single Supreme Court Justice.
So?
> 13. Over 75% of Americans believe that America won the Vietnam War.
We lost due to politics, not fighting power.

Mindwurms !!4IKKtS9GG joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 23 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,259

@18,252 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
> 1. The drinking age is 21. What the fuck kind of stupid puritan bullshit is it when a 20 year old university student can't legally drink in a bar. A legal adult (who is legally able to buy firearms, buy pornography, buy tobacco products, enlist in the military, and VOTE) should be able to buy fucking liquor. Fucking MADD.

Make pornography, have sex, have illegitimate, fatherless children and get PAID for it...

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,263

I hate the following things about America:

@OP
> 2. America goes all around the world invading countries and fighting in foreign wars, and the American people think they do this "to defend America."
> 11. America imprisons more of its population, by percentage, than any other country in the world, including North Korea.

@18,252 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
> 9. The police are assholes
> 5. Shitty healthcare
> 4. Americans have the worst education system in the industrialized world
> 3. Americans are over-opinionated
> 2. Americans are overly-religious

This is by far the biggest reason:
> 6. Americans are arrogant

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,266

> 1. They call themselves "America," ignoring the fact that 35 other nations share the continents called "America."
> refer to the USA as "America" throughout your post

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,267

@18,263 (Homestar !RUNNERV7vk)
14. Geoff?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 43 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,270

Oh boy, here we go.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,274

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Indeed. Care to derail it before it starts?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,275

American's smell like shit.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,276

@18,266 (I)
Obviously, I am calling it that because they call it that.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,277

@18,275 (K)
Why did you put an apostrophe in "Americans"?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,279

@18,276 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Or, could it be... because you are one

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,282

@previous (I)
Not likely, mate.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,284

@18,258 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
> > 1. They call themselves "America," ignoring the fact that 35 other nations share the continent called "America."
> America isn't a content, you stupid piece of shit. There is only North America and South America.
North and South America are both continents. Also, it's continent not "content" you 'stupid piece of shit'.

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,292

Why I hate being in the US:
1. Its government overtaxes its corporations, adds so many fucking labour laws, and then has the nerve to complain about manufacturing moving to China.
2. Its government overtaxes its citizens to pay for the mistakes of the banking and car industries as well as the mistakes of the lower-class citizens.
3. Its government thinks it is the world's nanny.
4. Its government wishes to abolish self-reliance and self-control through excessive laws regarding liberty and spending.
5. Its government.
Why I love the US:
1. Shit's cheap, yo.
2. We get much great working and nice Chinese and Mexican immigrants instead of smelly lazy turks like Europe.
3. We allow guns.
4. The White communities are some of the safest places on earth.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,294

@18,282 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Louisiana is a state located in the southern region of the United States of America.

"Not likely" indeed.

Homestar !RUNNERV7vk replied with this 15 years ago, 28 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,295

@18,292 (psychopath !PSYCHOhc32)
> 3. We allow guns.

:-|

psychopath !PSYCHOhc32 replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,296

@18,284 (L)

> > > 1. They call themselves "America," ignoring the fact that 35 other nations share the continent called "America."
> > America isn't a content, you stupid piece of shit. There is only North America and South America.
> North and South America are both continents.
There is only North and South America. There is no "America".
> Also, it's continent not "content" you 'stupid piece of shit'.
Oh wow, I messed up on ONE word. Fuck your shit.

Ph !5pM9NZR/l6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 17 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,297

I don't hate the country, but I do hate my compatriots within the country.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,300

@18,277 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Made a mistake, only human, y'know how it is.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,304

@18,297 (Ph !5pM9NZR/l6)
I hate you too, buddy

squared :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,315

@18,252 (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
> 6. Americans are arrogant
> 2. Americans are overly-religious

These.

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,319

Its funny reading all of the bullshit "percentages" made in this thread, No citations what so ever.

GerK !SWvIfe9lJA replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,320

@previous (O)
Not needed, just believe it. True or not, we can all agree, pancakes are tasty.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,321

@previous (GerK !SWvIfe9lJA)
I prefer waffles.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,324

@18,319 (O)
Should I cite the scholarly, indubitable source of Wikipedia, which Americans seem to think is valid?

GerK !SWvIfe9lJA replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,326

@18,321 (O)
Ditto.

But pancakes are still tasty, no?

Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,327

97.4% of statistics are mmade up on the spot...

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,328

@18,324 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
This bring up another reason: Americans have no concept of academia and scholarship. They think that copying and pasting some article from Wikipedia constitutes "evidence."

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,329

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
But, Matt, you are American.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 5 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,330

@18,326 (GerK !SWvIfe9lJA)
Yes of course they are. But i would rather go to the International House of Waffles vs. its Fascist brother the International House of Pancakes.

@18,324 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
See@18,327 (Unintentional Jackass !LASXURl1b6)

Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,331

Whilst 64.3% of posters are thinking about that I ROFL

squared :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,340

@previous (Bobby2Sox !dinhUJfbqA)
Whilst 64.3% of posters are thinking about that I'm watching Shaun of the Dead, sipping a cup of tea and fapping furiously over this thread. LOL

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,343

It is amusing to see how, when called out on their international sins, the reactions of Americans is to become anry, call you names, and cite Wikipedia.

GerK !SWvIfe9lJA replied with this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,344

@18,340 (squared :3 !L.....AlN.)

Whilst 64.3% of posters are fapping to that thought, I drink chocolate milk.

squared :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,345

@18,343 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
> international sins
Like what?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,348

@previous (squared :3 !L.....AlN.)
Like all things mentioned in this thread.

squared :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 16 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,349

@18,344 (GerK !SWvIfe9lJA)
Mmmmm... choclate milk

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,350

@18,343 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
> anry
Oh, okay.
> call you names
> Matt
> Depressionman
Oh noes.
> cite Wikipedia
As opposed to baseless accusations with no citations?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,352

@previous (I)
That reminds me of another reason: Americans are especially angry, rageful, hateful, vicious, vindictive, unforgiving people.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,355

They probably eat puppies too.

squared :3 !L.....AlN. replied with this 15 years ago, 58 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,357

@18,348 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
They aren't really international sins, though.

I was thinking more along the lines of nuking Japan, killing ~200,000 civilians.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,358

@18,355 (K)
No, that is an outrageous claim.

Anonymous O replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,359

@18,352 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
That's because you constantly ask for it with your bullshit, outlandish claims.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,360

@18,357 (squared :3 !L.....AlN.)
Good point! That is certainly something that Americans did, and to this day, they are proud of it as being the right, moral thing to do.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,363

@18,352 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Yes. So very angry and hateful. I hate you, Matt Miller. I hope you die. Grrr. Raaage. Aaargh.
Haaaaaate.

Love,
America.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #18,364

@18,360 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
In fact, the American military thinks nothing of committing mass genocide (Native Americans).

GerK !SWvIfe9lJA replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #18,366

@18,358 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
You never know, they MIGHT eat puppies.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #18,396

all contries do this, US only gets blamed because we are teh best country in the world, thus all the other countries are using any pitiful excuse they can find to badmouth us. EAT IT FUCKERS.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #18,399

@previous (Q)
Can you name one of your Supreme Court Justices, without googling it?

TTEH !49.gzZFK7Y replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #18,403

@OP
They're not reasons to hate a country. No European country is much better off.

GerK !SWvIfe9lJA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #18,404

@previous (TTEH !49.gzZFK7Y)
Hey, yo, TTEH.

I'm your biggest fan. :D

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #18,406

@18,399 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg- Associate Justice; why is this relevant to the topic?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #18,426

Also:

European young students: can name the great writers of history, have read their works, and could hold anintelligent conversation about their work, in three languages.

American young students: can name one person in the history of transgendered rights, and can say, "America is da best!"

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #18,460

Americans have nigger blood in their veins.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,493

@previous (R)
I'm pretty sure we all do.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,502

@18,460 (R)
All human beings come from Africa originally. ALL, including you.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,504

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
I'm just glad my ancestors were smart enough to leave once they learned how to walk upright.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,505

@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Whatever, darky.

Jack !gOStA1p7Pc replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,506

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
hehe, he said darky

龍 !cP2gi3jKX2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,510

@previous (Jack !gOStA1p7Pc)
Durkee?

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,513

@previous (龍 !cP2gi3jKX2)
darky banana

龍 !cP2gi3jKX2 replied with this 15 years ago, 29 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,514

@previous (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
Dakibanana.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,516

@previous (龍 !cP2gi3jKX2)
lol

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,564

@18,513 (The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+)
> darky banana
> nigger cock

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,632

y'all jelly

jump !VIfloDyEYo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,931

The prison population thing is actually true, but its because we don't know how to control our african population. Thats what mr quest told me.

The Continental !!+bfOgzYS+ (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,939

@previous (jump !VIfloDyEYo)

Anonymous V joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #18,952

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