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Topic: Isn't life strange

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw started this discussion 6 years ago #94,222

Externally hosted imageThursday night I was in a carpark picking up cocaine then after a sudden urgent call I'm in Dubai eating dinner on the beach at the Ritz

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,065,678

What kind of penis is that that you're eating?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,681

Roast penis.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,683

@1,065,678 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
It’s octopus you knuckle-dragging inbred hillbilly Trump voting riverwalk frequenting bumpkin

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,685

@previous (D)
Not what I expected octopus penis to look like tbh

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,687

@previous (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)

lol. 10/10, bud.

q. joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,879

offset your carbon at least, globetrekker bud.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,883

@1,065,685 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
I want to chat intimately with you Ms Becky..

Wikipedia II joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,888

@1,065,685 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)

> Not what I expected octopus penis to look like tbh

One out of the eight arms of an octopus serves as a penis.
A specialized mating arm, with a groove that runs along the tentacles. It carries sperm to be distributed from the tip. But sex is rare in an octopuses life, as most octopuses live solitary. During their lifetime they focus on hunting and scavenging for food.

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,895

OCTOCOCK

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,898

@1,065,888 (Wikipedia II)m
Becky has ZERO interest in anything you say old creepy fuck.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,921

@1,065,883 (G)
Lol gross

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,923

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Agreed.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,926

A cocaine deal in a darkened Asda carpark that leads to getting called to Dubai to help devour Cthulhu isn't normal.
For Svet it is.

Being Svet: Not even once.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,953

@1,065,678 (beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Octopenis.

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,964

I was drinking with the clients last night and now I regret it. Had beers and margaritas, they just kept on bringing them out without asking.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,967

@1,065,921 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Lol gross

Not a problem at all - That Anon has a non working penis - Burned out decades ago. For him to not like me is frankly an honor.

Syntax double-posted this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,968

@1,065,964 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Guessing they are not Muslim

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,975

@previous (Syntax)
They are Hindus. All the hotels in Dubai serve booze.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,983

when in Hin, du as the Hin dus

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,986

@1,065,975 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)
Yep I as well have been to Dubai and for sure Muslims served me some quality Scotch.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,066,000

That's pretty cool. Dubai is bad mojo though, I'd be careful in Dubai.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,066,003

@previous (N)
Super Safe for people and ULTRA LOW Crime rate - AS long as you never ever say anything against the Royal Family - All IS Cool while ultra hot out in the not so much free air

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,066,004

@previous (Syntax)
It's not too hot today or yesterday. Warm but not hot

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,066,006

Externally hosted imageWent for a walk.

WSD !m2cp3rR5zw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,066,008

@1,066,003 (Syntax)
Sounds like China but more socialist.
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