Topic: Fat people should be fucking put down
Father Merrin !wUaaKKdfXw started this discussion 6 years ago #94,169
Came back this afternoon from Ukraine, a 3 hour flight. Got charged an extra 30 dollars for 1 kg - yes, 1 fucking kilogram - of extra luggage. Meanwhile, sat next to me on the flight was some fat fucking bovine American on a VSO 'mission' to 'save' orphans in St Peterburg. This melted slab of atrophying flesh was pushing 400 pounds. I clock in at 165. We paid the same price for the plane ticket. And yet I have to pay an extra 30 dollars for 1 fucking kilogram of extra baggage, which incidentally was books, objects I feel this fat cunt has no use for since they are not edible.
And the crowning turd in the waterpipe: we get to Pulkovo airport, St Petersburg. I light a cigarette. This fat twat helpfully informs me that "Smoking will kill ya, y'know?" as she walks off to her taxi. Well, yeah, it will, but probably not as quickly as stuffing your fat fucking face with food 24 hours a day. If I were to say this I'd be hauled into court on hate crime charges. Just can't criticise fat people. It is, after all, a "glandular problem" (amazing how few 'glandular problems' there were in the Soviet gulags or Nazi camps, where lack of food and exercise were the norm. Not condoning either of those things, just making the point that "glandular problems" seem to be an uncommonly specific American illness, a short-hand way of what every other country calls "being a sedentary, lazy fucking sloth"). But it's ok for this human feed-bag to cast judgement on my smoking. God forbid one minuscule whiff of my second-hand smoke should place extra pressure on her saturated-fat-clogged heart. Having paid the same price as me for the ticket despite outweighing me by 2 and a half times and nauseating me for 3 hours with her flab and stench.
Just needed to vent. Thanks.
And the crowning turd in the waterpipe: we get to Pulkovo airport, St Petersburg. I light a cigarette. This fat twat helpfully informs me that "Smoking will kill ya, y'know?" as she walks off to her taxi. Well, yeah, it will, but probably not as quickly as stuffing your fat fucking face with food 24 hours a day. If I were to say this I'd be hauled into court on hate crime charges. Just can't criticise fat people. It is, after all, a "glandular problem" (amazing how few 'glandular problems' there were in the Soviet gulags or Nazi camps, where lack of food and exercise were the norm. Not condoning either of those things, just making the point that "glandular problems" seem to be an uncommonly specific American illness, a short-hand way of what every other country calls "being a sedentary, lazy fucking sloth"). But it's ok for this human feed-bag to cast judgement on my smoking. God forbid one minuscule whiff of my second-hand smoke should place extra pressure on her saturated-fat-clogged heart. Having paid the same price as me for the ticket despite outweighing me by 2 and a half times and nauseating me for 3 hours with her flab and stench.
Just needed to vent. Thanks.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,065,151
Your version of the fake priest, is so much better than that pedo version.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,157
> Someone says "Smoking will kill ya, y'know?" offhandedly> Get mad about their weight and cry about some fake story you made up about how you'll get sent to a prison camp for criticizing them
Stop being such a faggy snowflake.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,163
@OP
> And the crowning turd in the waterpipe
Gorgeous Georgina was a truly special drag act, it's easy to see why Melchett fell head over heals.
> And the crowning turd in the waterpipe
Gorgeous Georgina was a truly special drag act, it's easy to see why Melchett fell head over heals.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,164
@1,065,151 (B)
> Your version of the fake priest
Much of what I do here is ironic, but as regards my being a priest, that much is actually true.
> Your version of the fake priest
Much of what I do here is ironic, but as regards my being a priest, that much is actually true.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,167
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,168
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,170
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,173
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,174
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You have yet to prove your a real priest. Everyone has asked you for proof, and you always lollygag around to avoid proving it. Go fuck yourself
You have yet to prove your a real priest. Everyone has asked you for proof, and you always lollygag around to avoid proving it. Go fuck yourself
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,178
@previous (F)
> You have yet to prove your (sic) a real priest.
I have asked repeatedly how you want me to "prove" it to you and you are always unable to suggest a way.
> Go f*ck yourself
No :)
> You have yet to prove your (sic) a real priest.
I have asked repeatedly how you want me to "prove" it to you and you are always unable to suggest a way.
> Go f*ck yourself
No :)
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,180
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
You ask everyone repeatedly how they want you to prove it, because you can't.
You ask everyone repeatedly how they want you to prove it, because you can't.
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,184
@previous (F)
> You ask me repeatedly how I want you to prove it
Precisely, and you can never provide an answer, you just continue to whine like a needy child, as now.
> You ask me repeatedly how I want you to prove it
Precisely, and you can never provide an answer, you just continue to whine like a needy child, as now.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,185
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
> > You ask everyone repeatedly how they want you to prove it
>
> Precisely, and I can never provide an answer, I just continue to avoid proving it, like now.
Precisely.
> > You ask everyone repeatedly how they want you to prove it
>
> Precisely, and I can never provide an answer, I just continue to avoid proving it, like now.
Precisely.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 5 months later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,847
Erik !AltRitexT6 joined in and replied with this 5 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,126,848
This is copy pasta from a much much older comment by Dave From Russia