Topic: Which of Syntax's wild, bullshit stories is your favourite?
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #94,164
Well, fora? By the way, these are all things he has literally claimed over the years.
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| He owns 7 beach mansions connected by underground tunnels. | - | 0% | |
| Survived 2.5 plane crashes without a scratch. | 1 | 7% | |
| Used to communicate via ham radio with Senator Barry Goldwater. | 1 | 7% | |
| Friends with Oliver North. | - | 0% | |
| Advised President Reagan on the phone. | 1 | 7% | |
| Toured wine country with Robert Mondavi. | - | 0% | |
| Owns an island with Jacques Cousteau. | 1 | 7% | |
| On said island, natives offered him their young daughters to marry. | - | 0% | |
| Personally paid to refuel Howard Hughes' 747. | 3 | 20% | |
| He was invited to Sonny Bono's funeral. | - | 0% | |
| In spy plane, crashed in Cambodia, singlehandedly fought the Khmen Rouge with a machete. | 3 | 20% | |
| Worked for the FBI. | - | 0% | |
| Worked for the KGB. | - | 0% | |
| Worked in Area 51. | - | 0% | |
| Was a Brown University Professor. | - | 0% | |
| He trained a group of Army Rangers in Afghanistan. | - | 0% | |
| He personally launched Lady Gaga's career. | 1 | 7% | |
| He was close, personal friends with Arnold Schwarzeneger. | - | 0% | |
| He was a 4chan mod, and close, personal friends with m00t. | 1 | 7% | |
| Another one that I forgot. | 3 | 20% |
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #1,065,162
The 747 story by far. It's just so hilariously nonsensical, literally every detail is blatant horseshit (even the minor stuff like choosing Spain for his transatlantic takeoff instead of Frankfurt, Amsterdam or Heathrow). It was a fascinating window into how far gone he is into his fantasy world. He's lost sight of how absurd his stories have become.
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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 38 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,166
@OP
If the Schwarzenegger thing is referring to this post, then I must confess that that was me impersonating him.
The rest of this is comedy gold, though. For me it's a close one between the recent 747 hilarity and him training army rangers.
If the Schwarzenegger thing is referring to this post, then I must confess that that was me impersonating him.
The rest of this is comedy gold, though. For me it's a close one between the recent 747 hilarity and him training army rangers.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,172
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,175
@previous (D)
> You have an unhealthy obsession with this Syntax fellow.
It's an obsession that has spanned over 25 years.
> You have an unhealthy obsession with this Syntax fellow.
It's an obsession that has spanned over 25 years.
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,176
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,177
@previous (D)
Sad, isn't it? You'd think to grown men would have put their differences aside by now.
Sad, isn't it? You'd think to grown men would have put their differences aside by now.
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,179
@previous (E)
Methinks he has nothing better to do with his life. No family, no friends, no career, no money, nothing except Syntax.
Methinks he has nothing better to do with his life. No family, no friends, no career, no money, nothing except Syntax.
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,181
Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,183
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,186
@previous (D)
You would think he'd at least go out and find some friends, or at least a girlfriend. Sadly, he chooses to stay at home and troll the internet.
You would think he'd at least go out and find some friends, or at least a girlfriend. Sadly, he chooses to stay at home and troll the internet.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,188
Anonymous F double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,189
Mods, how many UIDs does Syntax have in this thread? I will bet it is at least four.
Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2 replied with this 6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,190
@previous (F)
> Mods, how many UIDs does Syntax have in this thread? I will bet it is at least four.
How many uids do you have itt Matt?
> Mods, how many UIDs does Syntax have in this thread? I will bet it is at least four.
How many uids do you have itt Matt?
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,191
@previous (Father Merrin !Ep8pui8Vw2)
Two. One for my desktop, then one for my phone because I went to bed. You?
Two. One for my desktop, then one for my phone because I went to bed. You?
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,193
@previous (F)
> Two. One for my desktop, then one for my phone because I went to bed. You?
Nice try. You're using your 3rd uid now Matt.
> Two. One for my desktop, then one for my phone because I went to bed. You?
Nice try. You're using your 3rd uid now Matt.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,194
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,196
This is deranged.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,205
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
There was something last day or two about him hiring two people Thanksgiving day to manage dozens of wet umbrellas for the huge Tday party he had at his condo.
There was something last day or two about him hiring two people Thanksgiving day to manage dozens of wet umbrellas for the huge Tday party he had at his condo.
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Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,206
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,208
@1,065,205 (H)
Oh I don't believe any of these happened really but making this thread is something only an obsessed weirdo would do.
Oh I don't believe any of these happened really but making this thread is something only an obsessed weirdo would do.
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,209
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
As if obsessed weirdo fits anyone on the board anywhere close like it does nine myles run forward and one myle backwards ocean o blue guy.
As if obsessed weirdo fits anyone on the board anywhere close like it does nine myles run forward and one myle backwards ocean o blue guy.
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,210
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 58 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,224
He invented the f-14 tomcat, writes political and tech articles for the Huffington Post using a nom de plume, and the role in the Tom Hanks movie Charlie Wilson's war that was based on him was edited out at the last minute (he was there while the film was being edited) but he was still invited to the red carpet by Hanks out of respect for his heroic service but he turned it down to shitpost about Matt on the chans that night instead.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 33 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,225
jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,227
what about he was close friends with Sonny Bono but didn't go to the funeral because reasons
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,234
Syntax is really dealing the UIDs out today lol
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,241
@1,065,208 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)> but making this thread is something only an obsessed weirdo would do.
> He owns 7 beach mansions connected by underground tunnels.
> Personally paid to refuel Howard Hughes' 747
> Worked for the FBI.
> He personally launched Lady Gaga's career.
Given I have currently read and skimmed a Fraction of the replies
I fully expect Indy the owner of of a Roach Coach 2 Concock A Crap Topic One wood think he Wood be paying attention to his Business and work hard at Harvesting additional Roaches of his Coach, to add to the Crap he is selling to students at the University.
As all No's Indy spent Years in China eating Fast Food aka Crap twice a day. Cooked in the Infamous Chinese Sewage Oil. Web says Rats comprise a huge amount of meat cooked on the street.
The very fact that his well known via MC Spam, Feces Fetish (Most likely Genetically inherited) and Surely some member of his family turned him into a person that needs Feces for his Sex as well as his desire to include it in his food Daily
So the Roach Coach makes Perrrrfect Cents 4 Indy to find a way to Cheat the local Population. This runs in his family when it comes to making Shit Profitable.
Given his brain is loaded up with Multiple Fecal Pathogens, the current Topic and may have value, because Indy will be putting less Roaches in2 what his Business is all about -
Dare one ask for the Secret Menu, at the Roach Coach? Betting the menu clearly shows the Condiment Les Matières Fécales Listed, at NO Extra Charge
You don't want to ask him to show you the source because I fully doubt he will drop his pants and underwear and turn around, albeit because he is so often Drunk out of his Mind so often - He just may show you the direct source. As business grows of course he is forced to tap the Sewage System and recover the Oil as he was taught to do in Kunming China.
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Syntax double-posted this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,243
@1,065,234 (K)
> Syntax is really dealing the UIDs out today lol
So Far this is my ONLY Post in this thread
> Syntax is really dealing the UIDs out today lol
So Far this is my ONLY Post in this thread
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,247
@1,065,166 (C)
> If the Schwarzenegger thing is referring to this post, then I must confess that that was me impersonating him.
>
YO I am now in thread with 2nd ID (Not UID) and I was NOT even in that Topic where You did Clone of Thee Thy or eye
I think other than Bert who was permabanned for Pedophilia imping of me you are the first I C to admit to being a Clone
Dank Ya - I don't think I am in that tread but will look in more detail later
Also reason for this NEW ID and the First in this thread was to avoid being a Triple poster
> If the Schwarzenegger thing is referring to this post, then I must confess that that was me impersonating him.
>
YO I am now in thread with 2nd ID (Not UID) and I was NOT even in that Topic where You did Clone of Thee Thy or eye
I think other than Bert who was permabanned for Pedophilia imping of me you are the first I C to admit to being a Clone
Dank Ya - I don't think I am in that tread but will look in more detail later
Also reason for this NEW ID and the First in this thread was to avoid being a Triple poster
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,251
@1,065,241 (Syntax)
> >but making this thread is something only an obsessed weirdo would do.
> >He owns 7 beach mansions connected by underground tunnels.
> >Personally paid to refuel Howard Hughes' 747
> >Worked for the FBI.
> >He personally launched Lady Gaga's career.
>
> Given I have currently read and skimmed a Fraction of the replies
>
> I fully expect Indy the owner of of a Roach Coach 2 Concock A Crap Topic One wood think he Wood be paying attention to his Business and work hard at Harvesting additional Roaches of his Coach, to add to the Crap he is selling to students at the University.
>
> As all No's Indy spent Years in China eating Fast Food aka Crap twice a day. Cooked in the Infamous Chinese Sewage Oil. Web says Rats comprise a huge amount of meat cooked on the street.
>
> The very fact that his well known via MC Spam, Feces Fetish (Most likely Genetically inherited) and Surely some member of his family turned him into a person that needs Feces for his Sex as well as his desire to include it in his food Daily
>
> So the Roach Coach makes Perrrrfect Cents 4 Indy to find a way to Cheat the local Population. This runs in his family when it comes to making Shit Profitable.
>
> Given his brain is loaded up with Multiple Fecal Pathogens, the current Topic and may have value, because Indy will be putting less Roaches in2 what his Business is all about -
>
> Dare one ask for the Secret Menu, at the Roach Coach? Betting the menu clearly shows the Condiment Les Matières Fécales Listed, at NO Extra Charge
>
> You don't want to ask him to show you the source because I fully doubt he will drop his pants and underwear and turn around, albeit because he is so often Drunk out of his Mind so often - He just may show you the direct source. As business grows of course he is forced to tap the Sewage System and recover the Oil as he was taught to do in Kunming China.
For someone who claims to hate Trump you sure do like to use his tactic of rambling incoherent deflection.
> >but making this thread is something only an obsessed weirdo would do.
> >He owns 7 beach mansions connected by underground tunnels.
> >Personally paid to refuel Howard Hughes' 747
> >Worked for the FBI.
> >He personally launched Lady Gaga's career.
>
> Given I have currently read and skimmed a Fraction of the replies
>
> I fully expect Indy the owner of of a Roach Coach 2 Concock A Crap Topic One wood think he Wood be paying attention to his Business and work hard at Harvesting additional Roaches of his Coach, to add to the Crap he is selling to students at the University.
>
> As all No's Indy spent Years in China eating Fast Food aka Crap twice a day. Cooked in the Infamous Chinese Sewage Oil. Web says Rats comprise a huge amount of meat cooked on the street.
>
> The very fact that his well known via MC Spam, Feces Fetish (Most likely Genetically inherited) and Surely some member of his family turned him into a person that needs Feces for his Sex as well as his desire to include it in his food Daily
>
> So the Roach Coach makes Perrrrfect Cents 4 Indy to find a way to Cheat the local Population. This runs in his family when it comes to making Shit Profitable.
>
> Given his brain is loaded up with Multiple Fecal Pathogens, the current Topic and may have value, because Indy will be putting less Roaches in2 what his Business is all about -
>
> Dare one ask for the Secret Menu, at the Roach Coach? Betting the menu clearly shows the Condiment Les Matières Fécales Listed, at NO Extra Charge
>
> You don't want to ask him to show you the source because I fully doubt he will drop his pants and underwear and turn around, albeit because he is so often Drunk out of his Mind so often - He just may show you the direct source. As business grows of course he is forced to tap the Sewage System and recover the Oil as he was taught to do in Kunming China.
For someone who claims to hate Trump you sure do like to use his tactic of rambling incoherent deflection.
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,252
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,257
@1,065,251 (B)
A reminder - Trump uses Mein Kampf as his go to guide - And yes I hate the Fake President's Guts - Albeit he DID PERSONALLY Save Qualcomm from being raided and RAPED and torn apart. Stock has SHOT UP UP UP because that put massive pressure on Apple to stop Suing the Hell out of Qualcomm and they have made peace (may be temporary but is peace with a Contract but NOT for Infinity - and frankly Apple wood be dumb as all fuck to put their company in2 hands of any "Sole" Source
And my Ass might be raped IF not for Clones because in NO WAY do I want the Q to have a clue I wood say such Pubicly
OH Due U think I was Coherent enough to get a few points across that wood NOT be Allowed with new rules Otherwise
A reminder - Trump uses Mein Kampf as his go to guide - And yes I hate the Fake President's Guts - Albeit he DID PERSONALLY Save Qualcomm from being raided and RAPED and torn apart. Stock has SHOT UP UP UP because that put massive pressure on Apple to stop Suing the Hell out of Qualcomm and they have made peace (may be temporary but is peace with a Contract but NOT for Infinity - and frankly Apple wood be dumb as all fuck to put their company in2 hands of any "Sole" Source
And my Ass might be raped IF not for Clones because in NO WAY do I want the Q to have a clue I wood say such Pubicly
OH Due U think I was Coherent enough to get a few points across that wood NOT be Allowed with new rules Otherwise
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,258
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,260
@1,065,257 (Syntax)
> A reminder - Trump uses Mein Kampf as his go to guide
He doesn't. Now stop being stupid and go gas up a 747 for 11 grand.
> A reminder - Trump uses Mein Kampf as his go to guide
He doesn't. Now stop being stupid and go gas up a 747 for 11 grand.
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,262
@1,065,258 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
FACT is I hate very very few people.
Now Y do you say I hate Jews? I almost married One - I almost had another child with one - I for sure did not hate my parents NOR have any dispute with any Cousin and given MoM was the 18th child born and the last - I have a mass of 1st cousins and imangine the number of 2nds Etc and Nieces and Nephews - Or what ever cause don't quiz me about the Once Removed thing re relatives
Which Jew do I hate?
FACT is I hate very very few people.
Now Y do you say I hate Jews? I almost married One - I almost had another child with one - I for sure did not hate my parents NOR have any dispute with any Cousin and given MoM was the 18th child born and the last - I have a mass of 1st cousins and imangine the number of 2nds Etc and Nieces and Nephews - Or what ever cause don't quiz me about the Once Removed thing re relatives
Which Jew do I hate?
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,264
@1,065,260 (B)
> > A reminder - Trump uses Mein Kampf as his go to guide
>
> He doesn't. Now stop being stupid and go gas up a 747 for 11 grand.
You can't of course - Topping off for enough Fuel to make the Overseas Trip was all they Apparently needed to Do - Running Short wood have put me in Ocean a Blue without a Surf board to enjoy that Short Fall
> > A reminder - Trump uses Mein Kampf as his go to guide
>
> He doesn't. Now stop being stupid and go gas up a 747 for 11 grand.
You can't of course - Topping off for enough Fuel to make the Overseas Trip was all they Apparently needed to Do - Running Short wood have put me in Ocean a Blue without a Surf board to enjoy that Short Fall
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,272
Dementia Detector replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,273
@1,065,264 (Syntax)
Of course no one is laughing with you, but instead at you.@1,065,264 (Syntax)
It didn't happen though Grandpa LOL
Of course no one is laughing with you, but instead at you.@1,065,264 (Syntax)
It didn't happen though Grandpa LOL
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,280
@1,065,264 (Syntax)
> > > A reminder - Trump uses Mein Kampf as his go to guide
> >
> > He doesn't. Now stop being stupid and go gas up a 747 for 11 grand.
>
> You can't of course - Topping off for enough Fuel to make the Overseas Trip was all they Apparently needed to Do - Running Short wood have put me in Ocean a Blue without a Surf board to enjoy that Short Fall
So they had enough fuel to get 9 tenths of the way from Spain to California, so rather than fly to an airport in the US where Pan Am had ground crew representation they decided to borrow a passenger's credit card?
Stop making this worse for yourself.
> > > A reminder - Trump uses Mein Kampf as his go to guide
> >
> > He doesn't. Now stop being stupid and go gas up a 747 for 11 grand.
>
> You can't of course - Topping off for enough Fuel to make the Overseas Trip was all they Apparently needed to Do - Running Short wood have put me in Ocean a Blue without a Surf board to enjoy that Short Fall
So they had enough fuel to get 9 tenths of the way from Spain to California, so rather than fly to an airport in the US where Pan Am had ground crew representation they decided to borrow a passenger's credit card?
Stop making this worse for yourself.
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,283
@1,065,272 (I)
Doubt Navy refuels anything with a credit card.
Have been in F-14 stripped down of all weapons and loaded with breadboard Synthetic Aperture Imaging Radar, attempting to locate Tunnels in Vietnam with ultra limited success. Have never put hands on flight controls of any aircraft (except for simulators on ground) and crashed the F-14 100% of the tyme.
Dementia Detector Have you considered investing in the Roach Coach. Or you could catch Rats and sell them to U No Whom, for a quick fast profit.
Doubt Navy refuels anything with a credit card.
Have been in F-14 stripped down of all weapons and loaded with breadboard Synthetic Aperture Imaging Radar, attempting to locate Tunnels in Vietnam with ultra limited success. Have never put hands on flight controls of any aircraft (except for simulators on ground) and crashed the F-14 100% of the tyme.
Dementia Detector Have you considered investing in the Roach Coach. Or you could catch Rats and sell them to U No Whom, for a quick fast profit.
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,287
@previous (Syntax)
Is this part of the story about how you won the Vietnam war, but chose to keep it quiet for national security reasons?
Is this part of the story about how you won the Vietnam war, but chose to keep it quiet for national security reasons?
jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,294
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,299
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q. double-posted this 6 years ago, 42 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,307
I want to hear more about the area 51 one.
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,308
@1,065,294 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Now how the hell can I hate a mythical character? He was just an ordinary Jew who like Trump had a much to large Ego. As the Real Jesus and not the myth - No doubt his heart was in the right place. There is much about the Jewish Religion to Like and MUCH MUCH 2Dislike
Just try and go into a Jewish Temple on any holiday and get a seat. Jews pay for the seats and sure there are Christian Churches with Pews paid for with a tiny engraved Gold plate with name of donor. But if empty you are allowed to take a seat. In typical Jewish Temples YOU will be escorted OUT - If you attempt to take a seat and Pray to God.
You are forced to YIKES JUST YIKES - ninjj U need to take a sword and go and slice n dice some Rabbi's over this - This is the Shit that Jesus Hated with all of his passion and that Urine he conned the masses with as Wine
https://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/14/us/selling-holy-day-tickets-is-dilemma-for-synagogues.html
So YES I can say the very Idea of Paying to Pray I find Repulsive - So thanks for reminding me that in fact there are a few things I hate about the Jewish Religion
Also the Orthodox Rabbis that Slice n Dice a New Born's Penis THEN and U best be sitting down for this Fact - The Rabbi will insert baby Penis into Rabbi OPEN MOUTH and close Mouth Tight as Tight can be and Suck the flowing Blood from the Child's Penis.
One Famous Rabbi had Herpes and guess how many Baby's ended up with Herpes NOR wood a single member of the Congregation stop that pedophile Rabbi with Herpes from infecting MORE Children.
Don't get me started about the Pedophile Enabling Pope, who is currently Head Honcho of The Pedophile Catholic Church.
Best NOT get me started on my Issues with the Jewish Religion - But fact is - All Religons and I have studied MANY over the years - They have Nut ball crazy Stuff They do to people in the name of some Made up Fictional Character such as a God, and AND Well Don't get me started
But thanks for reminding me about the things I despise the Jewish Religion 4 - I came so close to Marrying a Wonderful Jewish girl but one Holiday Service and it was the High Holiday Service and I watched a bunch of DRUNK as ALL FUCK Men - They Followed the Bible's rules and when you do that YOU GET SUPER BAD DRUNK - Test me on the Bible Passages that Force you to GET Super Drunk REAL FAST - and the place was loaded with young children and NOT One Dad paid any attention to the Kids - NOT One -
Now how the hell can I hate a mythical character? He was just an ordinary Jew who like Trump had a much to large Ego. As the Real Jesus and not the myth - No doubt his heart was in the right place. There is much about the Jewish Religion to Like and MUCH MUCH 2Dislike
Just try and go into a Jewish Temple on any holiday and get a seat. Jews pay for the seats and sure there are Christian Churches with Pews paid for with a tiny engraved Gold plate with name of donor. But if empty you are allowed to take a seat. In typical Jewish Temples YOU will be escorted OUT - If you attempt to take a seat and Pray to God.
You are forced to YIKES JUST YIKES - ninjj U need to take a sword and go and slice n dice some Rabbi's over this - This is the Shit that Jesus Hated with all of his passion and that Urine he conned the masses with as Wine
https://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/14/us/selling-holy-day-tickets-is-dilemma-for-synagogues.html
Temple Emanu-El, on East 65th Street in Manhattan, charges $2,970 for a seat. One seat only - Children are charged exactly the same!
Many Jews recoil from what they deride as the “pay to pray” model. Young Jews, in particular, often save their money and withdraw from religious life.
Many Jews recoil from what they deride as the “pay to pray” model. Young Jews, in particular, often save their money and withdraw from religious life.
So YES I can say the very Idea of Paying to Pray I find Repulsive - So thanks for reminding me that in fact there are a few things I hate about the Jewish Religion
Also the Orthodox Rabbis that Slice n Dice a New Born's Penis THEN and U best be sitting down for this Fact - The Rabbi will insert baby Penis into Rabbi OPEN MOUTH and close Mouth Tight as Tight can be and Suck the flowing Blood from the Child's Penis.
One Famous Rabbi had Herpes and guess how many Baby's ended up with Herpes NOR wood a single member of the Congregation stop that pedophile Rabbi with Herpes from infecting MORE Children.
Don't get me started about the Pedophile Enabling Pope, who is currently Head Honcho of The Pedophile Catholic Church.
Best NOT get me started on my Issues with the Jewish Religion - But fact is - All Religons and I have studied MANY over the years - They have Nut ball crazy Stuff They do to people in the name of some Made up Fictional Character such as a God, and AND Well Don't get me started
But thanks for reminding me about the things I despise the Jewish Religion 4 - I came so close to Marrying a Wonderful Jewish girl but one Holiday Service and it was the High Holiday Service and I watched a bunch of DRUNK as ALL FUCK Men - They Followed the Bible's rules and when you do that YOU GET SUPER BAD DRUNK - Test me on the Bible Passages that Force you to GET Super Drunk REAL FAST - and the place was loaded with young children and NOT One Dad paid any attention to the Kids - NOT One -
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,312
@previous (Syntax)
> and the place was loaded with young children and NOT One Dad paid any attention to the Kids - NOT One -
And thus began the greatest night of Syntax's life.
> and the place was loaded with young children and NOT One Dad paid any attention to the Kids - NOT One -
And thus began the greatest night of Syntax's life.
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,316
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
Ah the Fake Priest yet a Real Pedophile Shows up.
Does wonder if you No nuff about the Bible Passages to explain Y the Jews are forced to follow Bible Rules about Drinking and under another rule that makes them Super Drunk Super Faster when they follow the Bible rules
DO U have a Clue?
But it helps to prove Y the Bible is fool of Crap
Ah the Fake Priest yet a Real Pedophile Shows up.
Does wonder if you No nuff about the Bible Passages to explain Y the Jews are forced to follow Bible Rules about Drinking and under another rule that makes them Super Drunk Super Faster when they follow the Bible rules
DO U have a Clue?
But it helps to prove Y the Bible is fool of Crap
Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,317
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,323
@previous (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
The only thing he gassed up was his nurses face when she had to change his depends
The only thing he gassed up was his nurses face when she had to change his depends
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,333
Threads grate! Watching syntax dig himself deeper and deeper is funny!
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,334
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,336
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,357
Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,371
Anonymous M replied with this 6 years ago, 48 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,392
@1,065,357 (A)
OP
I understand there are wayyyy less Rats where you live and the stray cat and dogs are less of an issue
Betting your customers enjoy the Mystery Meat.
OP
I understand there are wayyyy less Rats where you live and the stray cat and dogs are less of an issue
Betting your customers enjoy the Mystery Meat.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,393
Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,884
opOver the next many months, how often do you plan on cooking and serving food while sick?
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 3 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,217
Can we include the Conception day bullshit into the mix, please?
Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,226
Tough choices.
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,234
@1,067,217 (H)
> Can we include the Conception day bullshit into the mix, please?
So you telling me U R afraid to ask UR Parents when they did the deed and made U
Unless both parents are of the same sex and UR from Test Tube. Still even the Lab day wood count
> Can we include the Conception day bullshit into the mix, please?
So you telling me U R afraid to ask UR Parents when they did the deed and made U
Unless both parents are of the same sex and UR from Test Tube. Still even the Lab day wood count
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,067,241
@1,065,312 (Father Merrin !u5oFWxmY7U)
I mean, you showed up at the mention of unsupervised children so...
I mean, you showed up at the mention of unsupervised children so...