Topic: An idea inspired by the airline gas buy of $11,000 Whopper.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #94,143

Maybe Disney could do it.
Ok the setting is modern day hustle and bustle of New York City on Christmas Eve.
Santa's sled is broken down on Times Square and it looks like a lot of good little boys and girls are going to be disappoint on Christmas morning.
Santa doesn't know what in the world to do as some crooked Jew Aerospace outfit is going to charge him $50,000 to put his sled back on the go.

Santa sulks around the street corner and decides to step into the finest tavern in the area to have a quick drink and calm his nerves.
He's sitting by the bar and relating his tale of woe too much a few fellows there when a guy at a nearby table who had been listening leaps up thrusting a plastic card into his face.
Allow Thee Thy or Eye to Glady assist you Santa Clause, it would be my honor. I have a zero limit VIP AmexExpress Business SuperCard.

..................
Thats the pitch, it could be called Syntax saves Christmas.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later[^] [v] #1,064,843

Too soon?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,844

Syntax has been oddly quiet since his "I gassed up a 747 for 5% the usual cost" tale was torn apart.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,845

lol

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,901

@1,064,844 (B)
Some or a few random anons that have never even been inside an aircraft make some comedy comment and U think this in any way affects my life?

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,902

@previous (Syntax)
having been on an aircraft before, I must say that it happens at least half of the time that one of our generous first class passengers offers to pay for refueling with his credit card. thank God for rich people

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,904

I thought this was going to be about expensive Burger King

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,905

@1,064,901 (Syntax)
It never happened. You are a lying idiot.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,906

@1,064,904 (F)

Same.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,908

@1,064,904 (F)
me too

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,911

@1,064,905 (G)
@1,064,906 (H)

And you're of such a low IQ you wood not no the truth if you ran in2 it. You two think Trump is the most honest person on the planet. You won't admit such because you do not want to be known as a White Racist.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,913

@previous (Syntax)
Dude, you did not personally refuel Howard Hughes’ 747 lol. That is ludicrous.

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,914

@1,064,911 (Syntax)

> And you're of such a low IQ you wood not no the truth if you ran in2 it. You two think Trump is the most honest person on the planet. You won't admit such because you do not want to be known as a White Racist.

How's Biden doing in the polls?

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,915

@1,064,913 (G)
Mention of Howard Hughes in the post about Pan Am was a mistrake and I correct that Mistrake in the thread.

I also assume the plane had lots of fuel but not enough to make it to USA and got less than necessary because the credit card it some limit but HAVE no clue about the matter prior to my popping up and saying HEY Let me try and help. So I only paid for a fraction of Fuel a 747 Wood use for fill UP or such

Someone should ask me to make a New Topic about the OTHER Time I got a plane in the Air AFTER Pilot announced all will have to leave Aircraft because of a Problem

I came up with a mental solution and went to the OPEN Cockpit door and made a simple suggestion and 30-45 minutes later We all took off in the plane - Real Simple solution for a very COMPLEX Problem So ask then Make fun of that One

Syntax double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,917

@1,064,914 (F)

> > And you're of such a low IQ you wood not no the truth if you ran in2 it. You two think Trump is the most honest person on the planet. You won't admit such because you do not want to be known as a White Racist.
>
> How's Biden doing in the polls?

General Election: Trump vs. Biden ABC News/Wash Post Biden 56, Trump 39 Biden +17
General Election: Trump vs. Warren ABC News/Wash Post Warren 55, Trump 40 Warren +15
General Election: Trump vs. Sanders ABC News/Wash Post Sanders 55, Trump 41 Sanders +14
General Election: Trump vs. Buttigieg ABC News/Wash Post Buttigieg 52, Trump 41 Buttigieg +11
General Election: Trump vs. Harris ABC News/Wash Post Harris 51, Trump 42 Harris +9

General Election: Trump vs. Biden IBD/TIPP Biden 53, Trump 43 Biden +10
General Election: Trump vs. Sanders IBD/TIPP Sanders 51, Trump 44 Sanders +7

Race/Topic (Click to Sort) Poll Results Spread
General Election: Trump vs. Biden NBC News/Wall St. Jrnl Biden 50, Trump 41 Biden +9
General Election: Trump vs. Biden FOX News Biden 51, Trump 39 Biden +12
General Election: Trump vs. Warren NBC News/Wall St. Jrnl Warren 50, Trump 42 Warren +8
General Election: Trump vs. Warren FOX News Warren 46, Trump 41 Warren +5
General Election: Trump vs. Warren IBD/TIPP Warren 52, Trump 44 Warren +8
General Election: Trump vs. Sanders FOX News Sanders 49, Trump 41 Sanders +8
General Election: Trump vs. Buttigieg FOX News Buttigieg 41, Trump 41 Tie
General Election: Trump vs. Harris IBD/TIPP Harris 49, Trump 45 Harris +4

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,918

@previous (Syntax)

> > > And you're of such a low IQ you wood not no the truth if you ran in2 it. You two think Trump is the most honest person on the planet. You won't admit such because you do not want to be known as a White Racist.
> >
> > How's Biden doing in the polls?
>
> General Election: Trump vs. Biden ABC News/Wash Post Biden 56, Trump 39 Biden +17
> General Election: Trump vs. Warren ABC News/Wash Post Warren 55, Trump 40 Warren +15
> General Election: Trump vs. Sanders ABC News/Wash Post Sanders 55, Trump 41 Sanders +14
> General Election: Trump vs. Buttigieg ABC News/Wash Post Buttigieg 52, Trump 41 Buttigieg +11
> General Election: Trump vs. Harris ABC News/Wash Post Harris 51, Trump 42 Harris +9
>
> General Election: Trump vs. Biden IBD/TIPP Biden 53, Trump 43 Biden +10
> General Election: Trump vs. Sanders IBD/TIPP Sanders 51, Trump 44 Sanders +7
>
> Race/Topic (Click to Sort) Poll Results Spread
> General Election: Trump vs. Biden NBC News/Wall St. Jrnl Biden 50, Trump 41 Biden +9
> General Election: Trump vs. Biden FOX News Biden 51, Trump 39 Biden +12
> General Election: Trump vs. Warren NBC News/Wall St. Jrnl Warren 50, Trump 42 Warren +8
> General Election: Trump vs. Warren FOX News Warren 46, Trump 41 Warren +5
> General Election: Trump vs. Warren IBD/TIPP Warren 52, Trump 44 Warren +8
> General Election: Trump vs. Sanders FOX News Sanders 49, Trump 41 Sanders +8
> General Election: Trump vs. Buttigieg FOX News Buttigieg 41, Trump 41 Tie
> General Election: Trump vs. Harris IBD/TIPP Harris 49, Trump 45 Harris +4

thanks

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,921

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
There are a couple of odd polls - One that has a history of the most inaccurate of all the polls EVER - Except because Trump lost the popular vote 2016 that Poll came out looking good in 2016 AND Betting they have Trump doing marginally good. There is one other poll that has a more better track record but shows Trump inside the margin of error with points over Biden but again only in the Margin of Error 3% zone

Best of all is the one Poll with a GREAT Track Record and they sample 5000 people and do so in a way that gives them super high ratings for quality

Best of all 100% of the States sampled = ALL of the States and Trump is LESS Liked NOW then he was in 2016 and by a BUNCH - The company is not even in the Political Biz - It's the Agency advertising companies use to survey what brand of Rice cooker do you use or want to buy or will never buy - Morning Consult - Look them UP

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,924

@previous (Syntax)

> There are a couple of odd polls - One that has a history of the most inaccurate of all the polls EVER - Except because Trump lost the popular vote 2016 that Poll came out looking good in 2016 AND Betting they have Trump doing marginally good. There is one other poll that has a more better track record but shows Trump inside the margin of error with points over Biden but again only in the Margin of Error 3% zone
>
> Best of all is the one Poll with a GREAT Track Record and they sample 5000 people and do so in a way that gives them super high ratings for quality
>
> Best of all 100% of the States sampled = ALL of the States and Trump is LESS Liked NOW then he was in 2016 and by a BUNCH - The company is not even in the Political Biz - It's the Agency advertising companies use to survey what brand of Rice cooker do you use or want to buy or will never buy - Morning Consult - Look them UP

interesting

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 39 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,946

@1,064,918 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
And these same pollsters claimed Hillary would win in 2016.

Cry moar.

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,948

@previous (I)
She did win the popular vote - The Hillbilly pig fuckers of course got Trump in with the Electoral vote.

AND AND AND The pollsters got 2018 Spot on correct as DEMS took back the HOUSE

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,966

@previous (Syntax)
Funny. For over 200 years, never NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER was there a complaint about the Electoral vote, even as other presidents won by popular vote, but BUT BUT not the Electoral vote.

2016, Trump wins by Electoral votes, and not popular votes, and Democrats cry CRY CRY.

You liberals have shown your true colors these last few years, and I find it funny FUNNY FUNNY!

Time for me to skedaddle as I have important biz MEETING to go to. I don't have 2B there, but I will charge them double DOUBLE DOUBLE to fill up my wallet.

I flew to space to gain control of RE: Satellite which was spiraling out of control. I used eyeglasses screwdriver to tighten coffee mug holder on satellite, which wood WOOD WOOD have been a disaster.

Off to swing dance competition so I can rub RUB RUB my old penis on unsuspecting young surfer boys while snorting cocaine looking at eye candy.

ZooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOMMMMMMM-------------------->

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,969

@previous (I)

> Funny. For over 200 years, never NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER was there a complaint about the Electoral vote, even as other presidents won by popular vote, but BUT BUT not the Electoral vote.
>
> 2016, Trump wins by Electoral votes, and not popular votes, and Democrats cry CRY CRY.
>
> You liberals have shown your true colors these last few years, and I find it funny FUNNY FUNNY!
>
> Time for me to skedaddle as I have important biz MEETING to go to. I don't have 2B there, but I will charge them double DOUBLE DOUBLE to fill up my wallet.
>
> I flew to space to gain control of RE: Satellite which was spiraling out of control. I used eyeglasses screwdriver to tighten coffee mug holder on satellite, which wood WOOD WOOD have been a disaster.
>
> Off to swing dance competition so I can rub RUB RUB my old penis on unsuspecting young surfer boys while snorting cocaine looking at eye candy.
>
> ZooooOOOOOooooooOOOOOOMMMMMMM-------------------->

Listen here Syntax, you can't just go zooming off willy nilly like that all the time

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,974

@1,064,966 (I)
@previous (F)

Well now guess wot? I ain't Anon with the Zooom nor will use Zooom at momento BUT DO have SOME Serious $$$ stuff to get ready for end of the month billing of random clients that I do not work with all that often anymore but have and THEY need to help fill me wallet

So C ya later Gators

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,975

@1,064,969 (F)
Speaking of Willy, I helped free FREE FREE Willy the whale. He died, but thanks to my, YES MY, expert knowledge in CPR, I blew BLEW BLEW into his blow hole and once it was clear, I refueled him with $11,000 worth of jet fuel.

My apologies RE: namefag, I forgot to put it there.

ZooooOOOOOOoooooooOoOoOoOoOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM-------------->

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 7 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,976

@1,064,974 (Syntax)
Fake Syntax, the real Syntax has already zoomed!

Anonymous F double-posted this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,977

@1,064,975 (Syntax)
I knew it was you. The fake Syntax can't even zoom properly

Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,982

@previous (F)
Hey, Mistrakes happen! Like the one time I visited Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. Bobby Brown wanted to have a 3sum with Whitney, and I turned it down. It was a mistrake on my part to turn down.

ZooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooommmmmmmmmm---------------->

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,009

@1,064,974 (Syntax)
You posted a Pepe reaction image, which is recognized by the ADL as a hate symbol: https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/pepe-the-frog

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,065,021

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Everything is a hate symbol nowadays... Soon clapping will become a hate symbol.

I won't be surprised if soon they charge you as being a terrorist for releasing gas on a subway platform, all because you farted.

Minichan