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The idea that the moon is made of cheese has been thoroughly debunked in past decades and conclusively disproven starting in the 1960s with the Soviet Luna missions and US Apollo missions. Since that time, brave scientist-adventurers have been sent to the moon to take samples disproving the great lunar cheese hoax. In addition, humans from the European Space Agency, Japan, India, People's Republic of China, and Israel have sent waves of robots to orbit or land upon the moon with the intention of verifying earlier findings for themselves.
In fact, the moon is only partially made of cheese. Scientists have found that the moon is flat with only a thin covering of cheese on the surface. Beneath the lunar surface are hot pockets of molten cheese that float on a sea of boiling tomato sauce. We don't yet know much about what lies under that sea. Most scientists think some kind of solid bready foundation is the only thing that could support such an environment. It is, also, the only theory that lines up with repeated observations of the moon hitting people's eye like a big pizza pie. Those observations predate even our international programs of lunar exploration and still guide our theories about the moon to this day.