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Topic: Oh get this shit- The next James Bond role is supposed to be played by a black female.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #94,122

That's almost as stupid as putting that black woman's face on the twenty dollar bill.

But not as fucked up as a black President.

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,064,562

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,564

Big Orange Tennessee Vols 6-5

ucla 4-7

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,567

@previous (A)
My little league baseball team 9-0

Big shitty diaper Vols 6-5

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,569

@previous (C)
Play The Lady Vols softball team though...lol..

Then we can talk.

beckyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,592

oh fuck off

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,593

hurrr durrr muh racism

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,603

@OP
This is freakin' fake...

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,608

Will it be a sassy fat black lady whom don't need no man?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,626

@previous (G)
It might be Whoopi Goldburg!

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,630

I'm not against blacks as much as you'd think from me joking around.

But fuck...a woman does NOT belong in the 007 role...most men don't either.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,695

This didn't happen.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,696

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What didn't happen?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,698

@previous (A)
The next James Bond is not going to a black woman, unless Idris Elba gets a sex change and then gets the role.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,700

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Duuuuhhhhr..


https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/jul/15/lashana-lynch-new-007-james-bond-daniel-craig


"Lashana Lynch is the next 007. She’s not playing Bond, but will take over the code name."


She obviously can't take over a male name...but she's effectively taken the 007 moniker..

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,705

@previous (A)
Did you read the article? James Bond is played by Daniel Craig. As a plot device in the movie, Bond loses his 007 agent designation and then a new 007, played by a black woman, takes his agent designation. James Bond will continue to be played by a man.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,709

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Yes...a plot device...the transition has to be made in some sort of plausible way..

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,714

@1,064,705 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The 25th Bond film – which is being shot in Italy and the UK – has been plagued by difficulties, beginning in October 2015 when Craig said he would “rather slash my wrists” than play Bond again.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,715

@1,064,709 (A)
Sooooo your problem is that a black woman is playing a secret agent who is not James Bond?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 38 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,716

@1,064,714 (A)
Yes. See also https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/films/1210536/James-Bond-movies-new-007-Idris-Elba-Tom-Hardy-Daniel-Craig/

There are some names speculated there for who will replace Craig as James Bond. None are a black woman. Emilia Clarke is the only woman mentioned and she's a bit of a long shot.

Flake anon (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,719

I'm right! I'm right!
I love to beeeeee right!

HAHAHAHAHA

Im right! Oh shit though...I'm still just little Nancy boy Flake anon. Damn it.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,720

@previous (Flake anon)
Well, ya can't win 'em all.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,722

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Well I didnt see it as a contest...but that's the way you see shit like this..

It's kind of silly but I guess you don't get much chance to come out ahead of real men on much...so you go fella..

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,726

@previous (A)
I don't view it as a contest. You just seemed to be upset about something that isn't happening so I thought I would point out that it isn't happening. I'm not trying to win anything.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,728

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ok..it's cool.

I accept your apology man.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,729

@1,064,722 (A)
Lol you're completely unable to accept that you're wrong about anything. Not a good look mate.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,730

Also, what's your problem with a black man being president?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,732

@1,064,728 (A)
Gracious in both victory and defeat, as always.
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Well...black people are not white. Did you ever consider that one fact?

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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,736

@1,064,730 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I didn't like Barrie Obama very much. I will guess that he was a better person than any of the current Dem canidates though.

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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,739

@previous (A)
What didn't you like about him?

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,740

From what I've seen, the Bond character is a psychopath who kills and fucks all the time

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,741

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
not untrue

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,744

@1,064,736 (A)
But you didnt say Barack Obama was a bad president. You said it was fucked up to have a black president. You expressed dislike for a skin color, not policies.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,750

If all the all other presidents were double-parent black, then Obama would have been the first white president. You see, he's only one-parent black.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,756

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
IF ifs and buts were candies and nuts...Oh what a merry Christmas we'ed have.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,758

@1,064,739 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
He was a democrat and a real softie with foreign relations..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,760

@previous (A)
please address @1,064,744 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL double-posted this 6 years ago, 33 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,763

@1,064,758 (A)
and bert is suspiciously silent

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,765

@1,064,760 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Well considering we've only had one black President it should occur to you I was talking only about Obama..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,766

@previous (A)
You didnt say "the black president", which would imply you were referring to Obama. You said "a black president", referring to the idea that a black man could be president.

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,768

and he's only one-parent black
so he's also a white president

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 55 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,781

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)


Did Michelle have one or two testicles?

Sheila LaBoof replied with this 6 years ago, 9 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,064,866

@previous (A)
maybe
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