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Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago#94,112
I consider myself gout-kin, that is to say that I believe that my true self has gout. I want a big fat leg and a stinking ulcer like Henry VIII. At the same time, I have a delicate and lithe body and I want to maintain that. Is there any way that I can achieve my goal of becoming gout-kin whilst retaining my 23" waistline?