Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later[^][v]#1,064,098
It's just the same pizza. Pizza quality doesn't care about his feelings.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,064,099
@previous (B)
Have you had 40 Papa John's pizzas in the last 30 days?
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,064,100
@previous (A)
That sounds like a good way to start hating it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,064,102
If he got the smallest pizza, cheese only, that would be 180 calories per slice, 6 slices per pizza, assume 41 pizzas (he said "over 40"), that's 44,280 calories of pizza in 30 days or 1,476 calories of pizza per day which is at least possible. However, as soon as you throw in a medium or a large and some different toppings, I start to doubt his story because that's a lot of fucking pizza.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,064,104
@previous (A) > 1,476 calories of pizza per day which is at least possible
Average US calorie intake per day is estimated at over twice that. I'm sure it's more than possible. I've eaten an entire large pizza over the course of an evening. I have no doubt I could easily do it for a month with a few pizza breakfasts and lunches thrown in to bring the monthly total up to over 40 pizzas. I just don't think I would be a good judge of pizza quality by the end of that month. Or particularly healthy.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,064,105
@previous (B)
I am going to write Papa John a letter and ask him about this experiment.
tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#1,064,108
> Another questioned Schnatter’s physical appearance, asking why he looked “wet.” CNBC
Lol'd. I wonder why? I think I'd fucking die if I had to eat 40 pizzas in 30 days. What is wrong with this bloke.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,118
Papa John's pizza has always sucked. Doesn't matter who owned it.
Mr. Augustine David joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,121
Someone post that meme about they made him say the n word
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,122
@1,064,104 (B)
I do question your ability to complete the Papa John's Pizza Challenge. I am officially calling you out: 41 Papa John's pizzas in 30 days. The stakes: Minichan Gold. You may start after Thanksgiving.
Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,123
I actually quite like how they continue to call themselves Papa John's despite Papa John himself being fired. Cut the head off the of this serpent and it still lives, just as productive as ever...
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,124
The dude was sweating like a whore in church. It was so funny.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,125
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
This is just the natural state of Italians
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,126
Wait, he's German? I've been fuckin lied to.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,129
@previous (A)
Italians are just the Germans of southern Europe.
Mr. Augustine David replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,132
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
northern italy is basically just germany but with good food
Mr. Augustine David double-posted this 6 years ago, 15 seconds later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,133
like the upper 50km
Anonymous A joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,143
Upgrade to Red Baron
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The groundbreaking new hypothesis that if you eat the same thing for 30 days it may lose some of it's special appeal, is examined.
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Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,160
John Schnader is an insufferable bitch boy. Thanks.
Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 12 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,347
@1,064,122 (A) > I do question your ability to complete the Papa John's Pizza Challenge. I am officially calling you out: 41 Papa John's pizzas in 30 days.
I said it was possible. I never claimed to want to do it. I don't know that I would have the willpower or motivation to eat that much mediocre pizza just to prove a point to someone on the internet. Find some kid on YouTube. Or a time machine - I probably would have jumped at the chance when I was 16 years old.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,360
@previous (B)
Well, you're doing it, or you owe me Minichan Gold, thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,064,364
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,064,423
He's wet because of his hair products (brylcreem?) and the studio lights. There's one shining directly at him from his 10 o'Clock, and he's not wearing any studio makeup. They must have told the gaffer to make him look sinister...