Topic: Come and visit Blandville, the Midwest's Shining Jewel!

Midwestern Town Mayor started this discussion 6 years ago #94,074

We are so proud of our thriving city, Blandville! We recently installed the crowning jewel of our fair city: our Riverwalk! Beautiful, durable cement snakes along the banks of the brown, muddy river that happens to flow through our town. Along the Riverwalk are signs describing historical facts about our town -- facts that no one cares about. Come and enjoy our beautiful new Riverwalk!

Mr. Augustine David joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,063,855

yeah but op believes in ghosts so

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,859

It’s only an hour and 45 minutes away from the shining metropolis of Detroit!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,866

I'll kill you for insulting becky!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,063,987

@OP

> We are so proud of our thriving city, Blandville! We recently installed the crowning jewel of our fair city: our Riverwalk! Beautiful, durable cement snakes along the banks of the brown, muddy river that happens to flow through our town. Along the Riverwalk are signs describing historical facts about our town -- facts that no one cares about. Come and enjoy our beautiful new Riverwalk!

lol

Minichan