Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#166,969
A nickle in my keyboard!
ltamake !!onnLC5KY8 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#166,974
(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.) > french guy
lolno
Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^][v]#166,976
@166,969 (Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk)
I read that really fast and it said > a nipple in my keyboard!
Awesome nipple man
dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#166,979
@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
i thought it said nipple too
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#166,981
Found a $10 bill in the school hallway one time. We were all lined up for lunch and I was first that day, and I find this 10 on the floor, right? But after I pick it up, it turns out some moralfag snitched to teacher and I got bitched out and had to give it to her. What's the point? Anyone could've claimed that thing for their own. In retrospect, that would've been a good idea.
stickybuns !bENfolDsOU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#166,982
I found God on the corner of 1st and Amistad.
!ocurburUbk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#166,983
I found an $85 dollar purse from a decent brand name on the train.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#166,984
Dentures, fake eyes, various fake limbs, wooden nickels, cocaine. I'll think of some more in a moment.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 41 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^][v]#166,987
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Do you ingest said cocaine?
Wade Wilson !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^][v]#166,989
@166,976 (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
Found one on my phone. From a girl.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#166,995
@166,987 (A)
No, I gave it to a dear friend. I don't like cocaine because it makes me feel cranky and mean.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#166,999
A nine inch nail.
Before I found out that you can just buy those at any hardware store, I thought it was really cool that I had one.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#167,011
I've also found an ipod shuffle, and my uncle's porno mag collection.
jump joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#167,015
When I was in my youth (under 14, no idea when) I was in the woods behind my development found a torn leather jacket (it was a badass one). Inside one of the pockets was a small nickel bag of weed. I had never seen weed before, but I knew what it was. I threw it in the creek because I got scared. What a waste. I always wondered what happened to make someone toss their jacket and weed.
jump double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^][v]#167,020
@167,011 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Oh, I found my dad's porn videos. I would steal them.
I remember my mom finding it hidden in my room (I still don't know why I took it. I could have taken it anytime). She yelled at me and said the video store gave it to them accidentally one time. I knew that was bullshit. I don't know why she lied.
I didn't care they had porn. Why did she?
nimj joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^][v]#167,025
my friend found a baggy of coke in front of the moose lodge
coolest things i've found?
dead whale
wallet with about 250 dollars in it
stupid 14 year old me gave it to a teacher
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^][v]#167,030
@167,020 (jump)
There a lot of reasons why she acted that way but none are rational. First off, many people are taught that sex or any sexual activity (including masturbation) is dirty and should be stopped. Second of all, you also knew something very personal about your father (and mother) that might embarrass them. Your mother might also dislike the way that pornography degrades women and degrades the act of sex.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B double-posted this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^][v]#167,032
@167,025 (nimj)
That's hilarious. The guy who had it had to be at least sixty.
nimj replied with this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^][v]#167,058
@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
It was in a little batman logo baggy, too.
swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^][v]#167,065
@previous (nimj)
That makes it even better. From now on, hum the Batman theme song every time you walk past the Moose Lodge. If anyone joins you, then you've probably found your cokehead.
jump replied with this 15 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#167,299
@167,030 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I hadn't even started to masturbate yet. I would just watch it. L O L.