Killer Lettuce is a butt sniffer, not a foodborne illness spreader.
Anyone who has been to Salinas California can testify to the need to wash every part of everything grown there Except for the Garlic and Onions because of the protecting skin that comes off easily.
However in the case of E-Coli (an organism one is going to encounter more often from a Roach Coach) Washing off the offender IS NOT an Option - Just a microscopic amount that will be hiding in the folds of the Labia of the Lettuce is enough to Kill people.
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I'm just as bad, if not worse, than smoking!
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More and more of today's kids are vaping their lettuce.
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> Anyone who has been to Salinas California can testify to the need to wash every part of everything grown there Except for the Garlic and Onions because of the protecting skin that comes off easily.
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> However in the case of E-Coli (an organism one is going to encounter more often from a Roach Coach) Washing off the offender IS NOT an Option - Just a microscopic amount that will be hiding in the folds of the Labia of the Lettuce is enough to Kill people.
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If you post stuff like Labia of the Lettuce you deserve to be banned