Topic: Why is meat always wet?
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #93,874
Whenever you touch raw meat, it's covered in a kind of slime. Why is that?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,062,183
Your bones are wet right now
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,184
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
2spooky4me
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,185
@1,062,183 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
I wish, sadly I'm in a dry patch.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,188
Fresh raw meat is not “slimy”. It is wet because it comes from animals, most of whose composition is water.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,190
@1,062,185 (A)
I've only got a couple dry bones. They're sitting in a box where the cats cant fuck with them and i put dry...roses? in the eyesockets
Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,199
there is a famous song called Dry Bones, famously used in an episode of The Prisoner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVHqTzyZ-oMAnonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,200
@1,062,190 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Puts a new spin on the term rose-coloured lenses
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,220
@previous (A)
If i have a cat and the cat has bones does that mean i have cat bones
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,231
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Does the cat's skeleton think that wearing the cat's flesh is kind of like wearing a really cosy pair of socks?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,239
@previous (A)
Does your skeleton think that wearing your flesh is like wearing a cozy pair of socks?
Mr. Augustine David joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,242
@1,062,190 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
that's pretty goth
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,243
@1,062,239 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Does Bert's skeleton think that wearing his flesh is like wearing a lazy, unemployed bum?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,244
@1,062,242 (Mr. Augustine David)
I guess so. Used to be on a shelf next to a vase of dried lilacs. Looked pretty cool.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,245
@1,062,239 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yes, doesn't yours?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,247
@previous (A)
I've never thought to ask.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,248
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You know what they say, if you're kind to your skeleton it won't climb out of your body while you sleep and murder you.
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