Topic: Why is meat always wet?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #93,874

Whenever you touch raw meat, it's covered in a kind of slime. Why is that?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,062,183

Your bones are wet right now

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,184

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

2spooky4me

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 30 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,185

@1,062,183 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

I wish, sadly I'm in a dry patch.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,188

Fresh raw meat is not “slimy”. It is wet because it comes from animals, most of whose composition is water.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,190

@1,062,185 (A)
I've only got a couple dry bones. They're sitting in a box where the cats cant fuck with them and i put dry...roses? in the eyesockets

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,199

there is a famous song called Dry Bones, famously used in an episode of The Prisoner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVHqTzyZ-oM

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,200

@1,062,190 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Puts a new spin on the term rose-coloured lenses

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,220

@previous (A)
If i have a cat and the cat has bones does that mean i have cat bones

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,231

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Does the cat's skeleton think that wearing the cat's flesh is kind of like wearing a really cosy pair of socks?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,239

@previous (A)
Does your skeleton think that wearing your flesh is like wearing a cozy pair of socks?

Mr. Augustine David joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,242

@1,062,190 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
that's pretty goth

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,243

@1,062,239 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Does Bert's skeleton think that wearing his flesh is like wearing a lazy, unemployed bum?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,244

@1,062,242 (Mr. Augustine David)
I guess so. Used to be on a shelf next to a vase of dried lilacs. Looked pretty cool.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,245

@1,062,239 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Yes, doesn't yours?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,247

@previous (A)
I've never thought to ask.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,248

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

You know what they say, if you're kind to your skeleton it won't climb out of your body while you sleep and murder you.

Minichan