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Topic: ITT: post your criminal record

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #93,857

Here's mine:

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later[^] [v] #1,062,047

Assault
Breaking and entering
DUI
Possession
Trespassing
Failure to stop for police/eluding

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,049

A few police warnings

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 49 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,055

None because I am not criminal scum!

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,056

Common assault
Criminal damage
Actual bodily harm

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,058

I've had two tickets for hopping the metro and one for obstruction of justice (lol)

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,060

@1,062,055 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> None because I am not criminal scum!

Erik !jzYkdX7lIw replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,061

@previous (Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE)
Do you not count being a political dissent?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,063

@1,062,056 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)

> Common assault
> Criminal damage
> Actual bodily harm

How's Brexit working out? Have all those foreign criminal thugs fucked off yet?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 50 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,070

No criminal record, like all normal people.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,092

@1,062,061 (Erik !jzYkdX7lIw)

> being a political dissent

Killer Lettuce? !HonkUK.BIE replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,137

@previous (A)
Svet obviously meant that I am not a mere dissident, and am instead the very concept of political dissent in human form.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,139

@1,062,092 (A)
Thank God once all the immigrants are kicked out the country will be full of people speaking the proper Queen's English for once.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,144

Been at least one decade since I got a parking ticket.

Been years and years since a Radar Ticket for speeding - I loved those cause I could beat them 100% of the time in court. Now NOT so sure I could given the more better Radar Guns use a mix of Radar and Optical -

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,162

Nah

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,264

Crimina mischief (caught graffiti)

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,265

Criminal mischief >$2500
Posession <1.Oz

Grover !jqZkAz4Usg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 month later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,528

Loitering
Injury child/elderly
Credit card abuse

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,541

Last time i was in a cop car the computer showed every call you were involved in, just had the overdose and that time guy was breaking into my house

ftd !Cs02iDB7RA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,570

@1,062,047 (B)
You sound like a fun person tbf

tteh !GETFUCKED joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,573

No record, but I had a youth caution for theft and criminal damage.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,598

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)
Lol that's so sad

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,606

@previous (A)
I'm just that good at evading justice, now.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,713

Got some warnings for shoplifting

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 month after the original post[^] [v] #1,076,722

Disturbing the peace
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