Topic: Bert, which do you have more in common with?
WSD !m2cp3rR5zw started this discussion 6 years ago #93,842
Option A: a 25 year old trust fund billionaire with 3 private jets, a penthouse apartment in Monaco, Tokyo, London, San Francisco and Manhattan, and an executive position in his father's sham charity which pipes money too and from Russian mobsters and his family.
Option B: an impoverished, jobless veteran from Knoxville who views himself as better than underaged street people, and thinks he's Option A but temporarily embarrassed
Option B: an impoverished, jobless veteran from Knoxville who views himself as better than underaged street people, and thinks he's Option A but temporarily embarrassed
| Poll option | Votes | Percentage | Graph |
|---|---|---|---|
| Option A | 2 | 40% | |
| Option B | 3 | 60% |
Layabert joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #1,061,905
lol
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,061,955
Go finish wiping the ass sweat off the mail Jeep seats Walter..Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,097
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,099
@1,061,955 (C)
As someone who can't hold down a job at a donut factory, should you really be talking down to him?
As someone who can't hold down a job at a donut factory, should you really be talking down to him?
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,107
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,111
@1,062,099 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
> As someone who can't hold down a job
Bert is totally capable of trimming his moms pubic hair.
> As someone who can't hold down a job
Bert is totally capable of trimming his moms pubic hair.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 17 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,112
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,116
The correct answer is of course option A. Bert is merely one billion dollars away from being a billionaire. He'll become one in no time.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 18 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,120
@1,062,112 (C)
Pretty sure Americans hold quite the reputation for desecrating burial sites to build strip malls and shit. There's a whole horror subgenre about it.
Pretty sure Americans hold quite the reputation for desecrating burial sites to build strip malls and shit. There's a whole horror subgenre about it.
Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,122
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,126
@previous (C)
Remember that evening when you finished off a pint of everclear & decided to dig up your dads grave. Why is that ok for you and not for others?
Remember that evening when you finished off a pint of everclear & decided to dig up your dads grave. Why is that ok for you and not for others?
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,130
@1,062,124 (C)
I really don't lol. Only cemetery I've worked on is one the community asked us to excavate to save the sepulchres from eroding into the bay.
I really don't lol. Only cemetery I've worked on is one the community asked us to excavate to save the sepulchres from eroding into the bay.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,131
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
So once is okay..
Look...that's what you are going to be doing always..
So once is okay..
Look...that's what you are going to be doing always..
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,132
@previous (C)
Recovering sepulchres so their descendents can re-inter them instead of letting them wash into the river? Sounds good to me.
Recovering sepulchres so their descendents can re-inter them instead of letting them wash into the river? Sounds good to me.
Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,134
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Go dig up bones like a real archeologist does.
Go dig up bones like a real archeologist does.
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,145
Syntax replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,062,147
@1,062,134 (C)
> Go dig up bones like a real archeologist does.
Bert how cum you being shiftless and lazy as well as refusing to pay US Taxes to bring down the Trillions in Debt your President is now in charge of - How cum Trip works and pays taxes and you are only good as a Bum (Unless you as a role model represent the true Conservative of the Deep Racist South.)
> Go dig up bones like a real archeologist does.
Bert how cum you being shiftless and lazy as well as refusing to pay US Taxes to bring down the Trillions in Debt your President is now in charge of - How cum Trip works and pays taxes and you are only good as a Bum (Unless you as a role model represent the true Conservative of the Deep Racist South.)