Topic: In case you're wondering why Syntax hasn't posted for a while...
Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago#93,742
He has had a stroke, and quite a large one. At the moment he can't walk and he needs to relearn how to talk but we're hoping he pulls through and is able to dance again sometime soon.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 46 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,060,971
@previous (G)
The Merry Men are, in fact, Syntaxs legion of angry anons and multiple UIDs who follow Matt around the internet madposting about his poots!
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,060,979
cool
Mod !WBRXcNtpf. replied with this 6 years ago, 56 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,060,994
@1,060,971 (H)
Nobody follows you around Matt. It's all in your head.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 29 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,061,000
Syntax, Syntax, that old coot
He can sometimes seem like a kook
Tells tall tales and always obsesses
Mostly over men in frilly pink dresses
Collects user data and stores it away
Into his archive then calls it a day
And don't bother calling him out for his creepy ways
He'll just call you a faggot, always
Yeah, he is the man known as Syntax
But no need to fear, as long as you don't evade your taxes
You're in the clear
Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 19 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,061,005
@1,060,892 (BacPoopoo !BACPOOPOOo)
What is this nonsense? No one owes me anything for my Modest Contribution to MC
4 Instance becky implies she is about to enter Menopause, so I fully expect her to be even more difficult than in the past with me. Soon she will see gray hairs and spend money in cover up.
She will look in the mirror and perhaps decide to Marry Bert, because even if she has to ram finger into his prostate to push retarded sperm out, she is in need of a babbbbby.
becky is also getting to old for this
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,061,019
> What is this nonsense? No one owes me anything for my Modest Contribution to MC > > 4 Instance becky implies she is about to enter Menopause, so I fully expect her to be even more difficult than in the past with me. Soon she will see gray hairs and spend money in cover up. > > She will look in the mirror and perhaps decide to Marry Bert, because even if she has to ram finger into his prostate to push retarded sperm out, she is in need of a babbbbby. > > becky is also getting to old for this
rebecca needs a husband
Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,061,048
@previous (L)
And there are alot of eligible bachelor's here!
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 5 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,061,066
@previous (H)
I'd say "eligible" is a significant overstatement.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,061,071
@1,061,048 (H)
Why the fuck is there an apostrophe in bachelors?
Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,061,214
@previous (N)
A bachelor's is a post-secondary undergraduate degree. Historically, the term “college degree” meant a bachelor's or traditional four-year degree. Bachelor degrees are also sometimes called baccalaureate degrees. Regionally accredited liberal arts colleges award most of the bachelor degrees in the United States.