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Minichan

Topic: My first day living the Bert life..

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #93,698

Today it was 17° outside.. I fought a cat for a half eaten can of tuna.. I saw two guys blowing each other under the bridge.. I begged for money outside of walmart.. Made enough for a triple baconator.. A large fries.. An ice cold coca cola.. A pack of marlboros in the soft pack.. And a pint of everclear.. Feeling buzzed.. Freezing my nuts off huddled under an overpass.. Please send me money..

Love,
Layabout Anon

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later[^] [v] #1,060,485

When does the soup kitchen open? At least you'll be able to go get warm and associate with other homeless layabouts.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,537

lol a true conservative
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