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Topic: How do I get a super hot waitress who's way out of my league to like me?

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #93,690

Serious answers only please

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,060,447

She's a waitress, she is obviously broke. Just start flashing fat wads around her.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,450

Confidence

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,455

make a catfish tinder with a bio that just says "hot waitresses only"

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,457

@OP
You could probably start by becoming a likable person. After that, it should all flow pretty naturally.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,466

leave a little note with her tip, using really graphic language about how when she serves you at the restaurant that you sit there with a throbbing erection and think of grabbing her and screwing her in her tight asshole on the table in front of all the other customers till she screams and squirts all over the dining room.
(Pic of your erect penis optional)

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,467

Honestly, if she truly is "way out of your league," then there is nothing you can do.

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,468

@previous (H)
virgin detected

Bill Cosby joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,500

@1,060,467 (H)

> Honestly, if she truly is "way out of your league," then there is nothing you can do.

PM me.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 days later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,061,283

@1,060,450 (C)
What is that?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 4 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,061,338

@previous (A)

Smile a lot and speak clearly and with a happy demeanour
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