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Topic: Bert: man of contradictions

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #93,689

1. Says he is a Southern Gentleman, but constantly threatens to rape and murder women.
2. Says he is all that is man, but has a high pitched, effeminate, lady's voice.
3. Says he is a tough conservative, but lazes about all day on welfare and refuses to work.
4. Says he is a fine physical specimen, but has a pale, flabby torso and fat belly.
5. Says he can beat anyone in a fight, but never shows up to arranged fisticuffs.
6. Claims to be a proud ex-Navy sailor, but leapt off of the boat and abandoned the ship at the first sign of trouble.
7. Says to love the ladies, but admits to sucking a cock for heroin.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later[^] [v] #1,060,443

@OP

> 1. Says he is a Southern Gentleman, but constantly threatens to rape and murder women.
> 2. Says he is all that is man, but has a high pitched, effeminate, lady's voice.
> 3. Says he is a tough conservative, but lazes about all day on welfare and refuses to work.
> 4. Says he is a fine physical specimen, but has a pale, flabby torso and fat belly.
> 5. Says he can beat anyone in a fight, but never shows up to arranged fisticuffs.
> 6. Claims to be a proud ex-Navy sailor, but leapt off of the boat and abandoned the ship at the first sign of trouble.
> 7. Says to love the ladies, but admits to sucking a cock for heroin.

It's almost like Republicans lie.

Mr. Augustine David joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 51 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,445

Kitotpt

Sheila LaBoof joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,449

wait what, sucking cock

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,451

@previous (Sheila LaBoof)
Bert admitted once that he was so desperate for heroin that he once sucked a cock for a free hit.
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