Topic: That's it, I'm quitting my job and becoming a layabout like Bert.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #93,669

Stay tuned for shitposts about Wendy's, everclear, and, begging for money.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,060,218

Fuck yeah! Welcome to the club bud.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,219

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Thanks.. I guess I should.. Work on.. Adding.. Unnecessary ellipses.. To my posts..

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,220

@OP

> Stay tuned for shitposts about Wendy's, everclear, and, begging for money.

Don't forget to rail against lazy 'liberalcrat' welfare leeches who refuse to get jobs.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,224

@previous (C)

Yes... I will make several threads a day.. Addressing these libralcrats..

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,225

Will you please update us every time you throw a frozen pizza in the oven?

jodi !ariasXXmaE joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,230

i did that for a while but i was still making money in between
it was circumstantially not fun

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,231

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
Was it a Syntax sort of deal?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,234

@1,060,225 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Yes.. I'll also start making Vols threads..

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,286

@1,060,231 (E)
re: KOK KOK KOK

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jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,288

@1,060,231 (E)
huh

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,290

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
cavorting about, having business meetings.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,293

@previous (E)
*Urgent business meetings.

jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,307

@1,060,290 (E)
no i just did pet sitting
paid better than real jobs anyway

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,309

@previous (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
This one lady wanted me to petsit for her for five days and only wanted to pay me $10/day. Fuck that shit!

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 14 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,310

@1,060,307 (jodi !ariasXXmaE)
What sort of "real jobs" have you had that don't pay as well as pet sitting?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,370

Oh, don't forget to tell us about your dumpster diving adventures!

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,371

I have thoroughly enjoyed the past week without work and will continue to enjoy the next week without work

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,380

@1,060,309 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Was it just while she was at work?

Anonymous J double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,381

@1,060,371 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Are you going to fill the bathtub up with PBR?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,385

@previous (J)

Full it with milk

Make the skin soft

Suft

Anonymous F replied with this 6 years ago, 25 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,394

Will you suspect back alley cock for an armful of heroin?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,399

@1,060,380 (J)
No while she was out of town.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 28 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,405

@1,060,370 (H)

Of course...I will be the most swashbuckling hobo this forum has ever known..

@1,060,394 (F)

If all I have to do is suspect them...I might as well..

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jodi !ariasXXmaE replied with this 6 years ago, 34 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,406

@1,060,310 (G)
im talkin like 12 to 15 dogs at 30-60 per day/night at a time

jodi !ariasXXmaE double-posted this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,407

and travel expenses

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 52 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,411

@1,060,381 (J)
I've been drinking a lot more twisted tea than pbr!
I got this big contract this winter im really excited about :)

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,415

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You need to get a couple of the Rocky DVDs...and train so you won't get so sore.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 34 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,421

@previous (J)
I don't think an action movie is the best training video

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,422

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Sure it is. You just gotta run up some stairs while punching the air and an 80's ballad plays.

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 59 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,427

@previous (A)
I just try to remember the way one of my bosses yelled "we dont pay to go to the gym, we get paid to work out"

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,429

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

Some of us don't get paid at all..

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,431

@previous (A)
Jobless bums don't.

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,437

@1,060,421 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
He trains hard as hell in those movies!
If you didn't notice after he trains with all those hyped up songs he beats the shit out of very tough guys..

Did you see Rocky 5?
I'm just trying to help...you said the work grind was rough on you.. you..

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 12 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,508

@previous (J)

> He trains hard as hell in those movies!
> If you didn't notice after he trains with all those hyped up songs he beats the shit out of very tough guys..

You know it's not real right?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,527

@1,060,231 (E)
Who’s “Syntax”?

Anonymous J replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,534

@previous (L)
Someone who has been DISMISSED from the board.
He of course is able to post anon but not under the name syntax.

Rumor has it that he has sent many fine emails to the mods demanding they ban several people over the matter of his embarrassing disgrace, demanding that they speak out in his defense because of how he made his big 'donation.

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Syntax joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,535

@previous (J)
It was programmed to Break a single LARGE Sheet of Glass in2 tiny Shreds

And then using super high speed cameras and some Stuff I learned from Irwin Jacobs in a class wayyyyyy back at MIT and from a class at UCLA and later at UCSD with Andrew Viterbi the other co-founder of Qualcomm, I used stuff I took directly from the class and applied it to being able to Tag ever single spec of flying glass/debri and used a Huge Team of Engineers and Techs to build a Pick n Place to grab and reassemble that glass plate in front of a crowd of people at a Robotics conference - It only worked Good about one in 3 or 4 attempts and in the night b4 the event it wood NOT work at all in multiple tries.

Yet on the day of display it worked more better than at any other time - Just about commited suicide over that project cause it took me to the end up my technical limits multiple times cause I am NO Mechanic and Robots need Mechanics. Every person that worked for me on that project totally respected ME

Me? I had NO NADA ZERO Respect for myself on that Gig and of all the people to bail me out of that Gig was Qualcomm who I refused to work for in past but with an offer I could not refuse re they wanted to get into Satellite Biz and I jumped ship faster than the speed of lite

Robots OUT of my System 4Ever

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,550

@1,060,534 (J)
Your obsession is showing.

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,596

@1,060,527 (L)
Fuck off, you robot bastard.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,664

@1,060,535 (Syntax)
Illegible gibberish.

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