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Topic: Kook, an idea.

Anonymous A started this discussion 6 years ago #93,646

Have you ever considered becoming a prostitute for dogs? Whenever a dog owner believes his male dog is feeling horny or sexually frustrated you can allow the dog to mount you for $50

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #1,059,994

If it only costs $50 for a woman to fuck a dog, I am gonna go buy a dog costume real quick.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,016

$50 seems pretty cheap for such an exclusive service

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,022

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What about $50 and 10x Xanax in Torn?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,026

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Oh I'd do two pups at a time for THAT

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,029

Externally hosted image@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
brb Item Market

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,034

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Lmao

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 40 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,049

@1,060,016 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> $50 seems pretty cheap for such an exclusive service

As long as you don't have to take the knot and lock on it would seem like a good deal.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 24 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,066

@previous (E)
How long would it be until the ejaculation?

Anonymous E replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,070

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Not sure but dogs just don't dump and run. They take a long time to unload. It comes out it a succession of volleys that last for a while to get it drained and the knot stays till the final charge is launched.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,074

@previous (E)
Ugh that isn't worth $50

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,077

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What about $52?

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,084

Externally hosted image@1,059,994 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,090

@1,060,077 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Cheap ass Jew! If it was lesbian dogs with double ended dildoes, you would pay quadruple that!

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,092

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

He would empty his bank account for lesbian dogs with double ended dildz.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 27 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,103

@previous (G)
He really would
How low can he sink?

Anonymous G replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,106

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I'm not sure, he keeps moving the benchmark for the bottom.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,117

All of you are being so incredibly rude!!!

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 45 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,131

@1,060,022 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

> playing torn city in 2019

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,147

@previous (H)
I play it and like it

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,185

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

What's your id

Anonymous H double-posted this 6 years ago, 8 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,242

@1,060,147 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Nvm I apparently referred you

Anonymous H triple-posted this 6 years ago, 41 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,266

@1,060,147 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Would you like a gift

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,316

@previous (H)
Yes I would please

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 16 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,333

@1,060,266 (H)
Thank you so much for the kind gift. I could not message you directly, because I am flying

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,338

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Boy, are your arms tired?

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,339

@1,060,333 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

You're welcome

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,356

@1,060,338 (I)
And boy are my arms tired!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 6 years ago, 58 seconds later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,357

@1,060,339 (H)
I've just learned that you can massage someone while flying if you have a laptop. I must remember to get one

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,358

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
That's for mile high club members

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 11 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,359

@previous (I)
Mile Low Club members fuck on the subway

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,362

@1,060,357 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Ur welcome

Anonymous H double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,366

@1,060,357 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I sent you a laptop

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,374

@previous (H)
Thank you. You are very generous

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,377

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

I cashed in 9000 casino job points today before getting my new 1m/day TV job so I have a bit to spare.

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,379

@previous (H)
What are your working stats currently? Once they get high enough, be sure to ask for a (slight) raise. I roughly went: $800k -> $1M -> $1.2M -> (eventually) $3M. Now I'm back in the Army getting like $50k. :P

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,382

@1,060,377 (H)
I'm considering going for such a job when Im through with my medical position

Anonymous H replied with this 6 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,384

@1,060,379 (tteh !GETFUCKED)

Manual labor 42,921
Intelligence 47,320
Endurance 61,533

I remember when a million TC dollars was an outrageous amount of money. Damn inflation...

tteh !GETFUCKED replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,388

@previous (H)
Pretty good! Yeah, I remember $1M being a fucking tonne. For reference, I have one of the lowest networths in my faction, and my networth is $1.5B.

tteh !GETFUCKED double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,389

@1,060,382 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Definitely stay with the medical position long enough to be able to revive. Once you gain that ability, you never lose it -- even if you switch jobs. People will pay $1M per revive, sometimes more. Some factions have an ability to revive for 25 energy (it's normally 75e), so every full energy bar (250e) can make you $10M potentially. Reviving is grate.

(Edited 24 seconds later.)

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 6 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,060,400

@previous (tteh !GETFUCKED)
I'm trying to convince my faction to upgrade their revive ability
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