Topic: FAO: BERT

Indy the Avenger started this discussion 6 years ago #93,622

I Want you to know why I pick on you so often here. It is for one reason only: an unnamed mod informed me that you were one of the ones posting horrible, Photoshopped porn pics of my deceased loved ones. I want you to know that that proves you a nasty, immoral, vicious, horrible person. I will continue to harass and mock you until I get a public, sincere apology for that. Get a job, loser.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,059,688

Who’s “Bert”?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,690

@previous (B)
A stupid, uneducated, inbred, toothless hillbilly with a high-pitched, effeminate, twangy, redneck voice who sucks cock for heroin.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,692

I didn't do that, Matt..

Anonymous B replied with this 6 years ago, 8 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,693

@1,059,690 (A)
You changed your name from “Indy the Avenger” to “Anonymous A”.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,694

I might have done it once...when I wasn't in the right state of mind...I can't rembember...but I'm not the sort to do such a thing..

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,695

@1,059,693 (B)

> You changed your name from “Indy the Avenger” to “Anonymous A”.

He forgot to changes devices again. That's why

Indy the Avenger joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,696

@1,059,694 (C)
I have reliable eyewitness testimony that you did, Bert.

Indy the Avenger double-posted this 6 years ago, 19 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,697

@1,059,693 (B)
Why does that bother you so much?

Indy the Avenger triple-posted this 6 years ago, 29 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,698

@1,059,694 (C)
Then a sincere, public apology should cover it.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,701

Is it just me, or has Matt been crying like a little bitch these past few weeks?

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 26 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,702

@1,059,695 (D)
He sure did..

Maybe I should allow Syntax to come back after all..

Anonymous C double-posted this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,704

@1,059,698 (Indy the Avenger)
Fuck you....you just called me a
stupid, uneducated, inbred, toothless hillbilly with a high-pitched, effeminate, twangy, redneck voice who sucks cock for heroin.

Anonymous C triple-posted this 6 years ago, 55 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,705

@1,059,698 (Indy the Avenger)
You're a bastard in a basket..

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 47 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,706

@1,059,702 (C)
You should! Then we can watch Matt go nuts!

Anonymous D double-posted this 6 years ago, 50 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,707

@1,059,696 (Indy the Avenger)

> I have reliable eyewitness testimony that you did, Bert.

Reliable? Hahahahahahaha

Indy the Avenger replied with this 6 years ago, 44 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,708

@1,059,704 (C)
Like I said, I will continue to do so until you apologize for insulting my family.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 3 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,710

@previous (Indy the Avenger)

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,717

I bet your family feels a lot safer knowing their honor is being defended by you making 20 threads a day about Bert ?

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,719

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
He made 20 threads about syntax per day. Whom was the real stalker? Hmmmmm?

beckeyderp !3NeoVaGFAg joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,724

I think you're giving Bert too much credit. There are some high quality shops that are well beyond Bert's capabilities.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,726

@previous (beckeyderp !3NeoVaGFAg)
Yes, but he saved and reposted them.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,728

@previous (A)

> Yes, but he saved and reposted them.

Can you prove it was him?

Indy the Avenger (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,729

@previous (D)
Through eyewitness testimony, yes.

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,731

@previous (Indy the Avenger)
You stated "reliable source"... How do you know that said mod wasn't just fucking with you?

You are easy to upset you know?

chill dog !!81dzJNNYL joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,771

@1,059,729 (Indy the Avenger)
Eyewitness testimony? Someone was watching Bert, irl, with their very own eyes, as he made these posts?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,772

@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)

> Implying you wouldn't watch Bert shitpost.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 6 years ago, 31 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,776

@1,059,771 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Correct.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,799

@previous (A)
You’re 45 years old, and you’re spending your nights arguing on an obscure Internet forum.

If your family ever had any honor, you’re the one who destroyed it.

Anonymous C replied with this 6 years ago, 10 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,910

@1,059,729 (Indy the Avenger)
Whatever mod you are talking about needs to grow some damn balls and speak the hell up...right now..

Anonymous D replied with this 6 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,975

@previous (C)
You don't actually believe Matt do you?

Anonymous I replied with this 6 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,059,993

@previous (D)

Well, Bert IS a retard.